Fan Fiction
Nell- Oh Addy grandpa still is not back yet Addy- Well where could he be Nell- I dont know I sent him to go to the bank with Joey and Matty to deposit my checks from my job in New York and it's been hours Addy- Well Maybe they went to the park Officer- Ok Stanley your visitors are here Grandpa- Oh baskasaski Joey , Matthew if you get me out of this mess I'll give you 1,000 dollars each ((((theme))))))))))) Nell- Hello Grandpa- Oh Nell how are you Nell- Where have you been grandpa I sent you out at 2 and your not back yet and its 4 Grandpa- nell You'll never believe what happened. i was at the bank,andthat same guy from 5 years ago robed the bank. ran out and when the cops got there they expected me as the culprit. They arrested me and brou8ght me to jail and Matthew and Joey are talking to me throught that phone and a few minutes ago I gave them the description of me and they arrested the lookalike who robed the bank but he actually put half in my pocket and half in his and now the one who is telling the truth out of the two of us will be free and the one who is lying arrested for 20 years. What a way for an old fart to die Nell- Addy oh my god Grandpa's down at the station with Matty and Joey he was mistaken for a robber lets go Simpson- Dont try anything funny grandpa or both grandpas Grandpa- Hey shut up sSimpson Simpson- Here's a test to see who'se lying or not. When is grandpa's birthday Grandpa- December 16th Other grandpa- March 30th Simposn- You know I dont know when it is anyways so honestly I wouldnt know which one is lying(laughs) Nell- Move Simpson.Oh grandpa.....grandpa..........which one are you Simpson- Test them nell you'll be sorry in the end on who the lyer is Nell- Ok Grandpa 1 whisper my name Grandpa(whispers) Nell- Correct Other grandpa(whispers) Nell- Also correct.. wait a minute you said test them Nell Simpson oh sorry Nell- Ok where do I live Grandpa-(whispers) Other grandpa(whispers) Nell- Ok, ok, ok Addy- Nell thank God your here Joey and Matty were causing trouble by causing a raqut downstairs by the cells Nell- Oh My god......I'm not through with the fake grandpa I'll Be back ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- Joey- Aunt Nell Mathew- aunt Nell Nell-Ooooooooooooh wait in the car Joey- Ok Matthew- Ok Aunt Nell Nell- Ok Simpson I know who the robnber is it's this guy over here Other grandpa- Ok nobody move I'm stronger than I look. If any of you want to keep me in here without opening this cell in 1 minute this grandpa is gonna get bet up Nell- no, No, Simpson, Simpson please, Please open the cell Addy- ya Simpson do something Simpson- (oens the call and the criminal runs out) Nell- Not so fast old man(trips him and jumps on top of him) you may be stong enough to hurt a weak guy like grandpa but not strong enog to hurt a big mama like me now stay.....stay Simpson- Ok now other grandpa come with me were gonna sentence you to 20 years in jail com eon Nell- come on Grandpa lets go home Granpa- I cant wait to Sam- Nell oh thank god your alright it was all over the news Nell- Sam please Patti- You hooo how is everybody Nell- Oh Patti tell your boyfriendto shape up or quit the police force but uit was reat how he used his head in the end Patti-Ok Nell and grandpa I knew yu didn't rob that bank Grandpa- Well thats a likely story Simpson-Hi Ya nell, hi ya everybody Nell- Hi Simpson 3 cheers for Simpson(they all cheer for him as he smiles as he looks into the livingroom from the door ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- Simpson-Oh thankl you Nell Nell- Simpson I am so happy that for once in your life you used your brain Patti- Ya Simpson come over here and give smookems a kiss huh Simpson- Ok(they kiss) Grandpa- Well Now that all of this is over wake me up 5 years from now when you want me to go back to the bank again and get arrested for robbery when I ws framed by a pea-brain lookalike like myself(everyone laughs and hugs grandpa and is happy that he wasn't the one to et arrested for 20 years and that they knew all along that he didn't rob the bank anyways and the scene freezes) (((((((((((((your invited to a 1 hr event)))))))))))))))))))))) Nell- Addy I need a job I hadn't worked at all since i've been back here in Glenlawn....Addy! thats over 1 year.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (((((((((((the 1hr 2 part season finale and 150th epiosde preformance)))))))))))))))))))) Addy- Well try going for a job that is good for you and if you dont suceed try, and try again ((((((((((((((((we see Nell in front of a classroom saying goodmoring class I am Ms. Nell Harper your sophomore teacher)))))))))))))))))))))) (((((((((((((((we see Nell driving on a bus with joey on it to his school saying ok everyone now sing hail to the busdiver the bus driver woman)))))))))))))))))))) (((((((((((((((((we see see as a librarian and she is snaping at kids just for whispering and telling them to be quiet ehwn they are low enough)))))))))))))))))))))))) (((((((((((((((((((((((((((of gimme a break))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Next week on abc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11