Fan Fiction
Nell- Oh hi you must be our new neighbor next door Jeff- Ya its a surprise that we'd meet in our own little convenient store down the street Nell- Hey listen um I'm really big on get togethers and I was wondering how about tomorrow you can come over our house and I'll introduce you to my familly...and my best friend Addy. Jeff- I'll be delighted Nell- (looks at him and smirks) Your cute Jeff- (blushes) (((((((((((((((theme))))))))))))))))))))) Addy- Oh Nell where've you been it's been hours Nell- Oh I met our new neighbor down at the convienient store, we started talking, I invited him over for a get together tomorrow, mentkioed to him that he was cute...You know the reasonable stuff I usually say to people Addy- Oh Nell You cant just do a thing like that you have to know the guy first Nell- Addy, Addy, Addy, I knew him for over a week now Addy- Oh ya and how is that Nell- I peeped throgh our windows into his Addy- Oh Nell Grandpa- Whats all of this raquet Nell- Addy's complaining because I met our new neighbor in the store and invited him over Grandpa- Well Addy what's wrong with that Addy- Everything that is Joey- Aunt Nell I'm home Nell- Oh Joey Just go to your room I have no time for you anymore Joey- But Aunt Nell Nell- Not now Joey Matthew- Come on Joey we shouldn't interferer when your royal hiness is telling us what to do, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha Nell- I heard that Ooooooooooooh go to your rooms now! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- Jeff- Hi everybody, hi Nell Nell- Ah, e,e,e,everybody I want you to meet my new man......I mean friend Jeff Addy- Ooooooooh(imitates Nell for the first time as she walks through the kitchen) Nell- Addy what was that Addy- What, Oh nothing Nell Nell- Good Addy- You must be Jeffery Jeff- Ya please call me Jeff thats what my friends call me Jeff- Ok Jeff Nell- Oh hi Simpson, hi Patti Simpson- Hi Nell Patti- Hi Nell Simpson- So you must be jeff the new man next door Nell is in love with Nell- What ! Patti- No, no, he mixes up his words Jeff he is saying the man Nell always talks with Jeff- Oh, oh I see Nell- Ok why doesn't everybody sit down Sam- Hi Nell I'm home Nell- Oh Sam you're just in time to meet my new man.....no......no....friend Jeff Sam- It's good to meet you Jeff Jeff- and it's good to meet you Sam- Listen nell I'll be upstairs trying to study ok, try not to make much noise ok Nell- Ok baby just go and study Sam- Thanks Nell- So now ere we, oh(looks at Jeff and smiles and her smile turns to a disgrace when she sees him looking at Addy smiling while she is shy and looks straiht forward) Nell- Um Addy can I please see you in the kitchen for a moment please, please, please Addy- What, oh sure Nell Nell- Whats going on are you trying to steal my man Addy- What Nell- I saw the way you looked at him when he came through the door and I saw the way he was just looking at you Addy- Nell do you, fo you mean he likes me,aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Nell- Shut up Addy(runs into the living room and jumps into Jeffs lap and he holds her as she tells him let's go out tonoght , just the two of us ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- Addy- Hi Nell Nell- Ya hi Addy- I'm sorry Nell if you didnt get what you wanted but guess what Nell- What Addy- You know jeff how strong, and hansme, and kind he is Nell- Ya Addy- Well guess what he's got that the two of us dont got Nell- What Addy- A brother Max (comes through the door all dressed up and looks at Nell) Addy- Meet Jeff's Max. I thought since you had no luck with Jeff and that you like him I thought we'd all go out to dinner tonight after i found out that he had a brother just as good looking as him...Nell!Nell! Nell-Oooooooooooh, ooooooh, oooooooooooh, ooooooh, ohhhhhhhhhh , ohhhhhhhh, Addy-(looks at her strangly never hearing so many oooooh's at once Nell- Addy- I love you lets go before the evening is ovver Addy- Ok(they both rush to the door and Max takes Nell by the hand and escorts her to the car and Addy closes the door and we see he inside of the house empty witht the lights on and the scene freezes) Tonight!!!!!! ((((((((((((if you thouhgt this gimme a break was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!))))))))))) Grandpa- Oh I went to the bankand saw a man who looks like me I swore I thought it was arnold Sworseneger ut then I re-adjusted my glasses but then I saw him get away with money and the last thing I know the police were there in a minute and arrested me Nell- Again Grandpa- Ya and thats not all thats the same guy that set me up before and he remembers he set me up and when I tiold my story he told his the same way and the one that they believe most will go free or else the other will stay 20 years and rot in hell. What a way for an old fart to die ha Nell)