Friends Online

all Friends, all the time...

Quotes:

Monica: Loosely translated, 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked.'
Chandler: Or, 'You're such a nice guy' means: 'I'm going to be dating leather wearing alcoholics, and complaining about them - to you.'

Phoebe: Ok, ok, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes with the money. Do you know what I'd hear with every step I took? 'Not-mine, not-mine, not-mine.' And even if I were happy, ok, and, and skipping, I'd hear 'notNOT-mine, notNOT-mine, notNOT-mine, notNOT-mine..'

Rachel: Oh God, and now I'm going to have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it soooo much harder...

Phoebe: They have a liking problem with you... in that they don't.

Phoebe: He's really sweet and in some ways I think he's so right for me... But I hate that guy!

Phoebe: It's not mine, I didn't earn it; if I kept it, it would be like stealing.
Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.

Phoebe: Hey Lizzie.
Lizzie: Hey Weird Girl.
Phoebe: I brought you alphabet soup.
Lizzie: You take out the vowels?
Phoebe: Yeah. But I left in the Y's. Cuz you know, 'sometimes Y.'

Chandler: I'm smoking, I'm smoking, I'm smoking.
Phoebe: I can't believe you, you've been so good for three years!
Chandler: And this is my reward!

Phoebe's Songs:

Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
You may not be a bed of roses
And you're no friend to those with noses

(Repeat Chorus)

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Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
And that's how we get hamburgers.
Nowww chickens!

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I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And tegrin spelled backward is nirget.

Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat

[pause]
As needed!

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