~The Exsteads~

[MovieHuntress17]

Yes I know isn't that the MOST imaginative title EVER!lol
This is fic is the sequal to my fisrt fic...well the first fic i ever posted Family Secrets. And I hope those of you that read Family Secrets like this as much as you did it. Thanks for all the great feedback on Family Secrets and I hope for as much (maybe more?)on this ;-)



"Dillon?!" Kate called out,as Jinny entered the house,with her four year old son Sabastian in tow. "Dillon Sawyer Exstead, Come out come out,where ever you are!...Dillon this is not funny anymore!"
"Yeah it is."Jinny laughed. "Whats the problem?"
"He doesn't wanna go to school."John Sr said,as He took a sip of his coffee.
"Y'know you could help me,here."Kate glared at John.
"Dilllon! Come on Munchkin!"John Sr yelled. "Nope didn't work."He shrugged.
"I'll go find him,Nonna."Sabastian said,as he started up the stairs.
"Thank you."She laughed,"And hold onto the banister."
"Mommmmmyyyyyyyyy!"Two five year old voices called form upstairs.
"Whaaaaaatyyyyyyyyyy!"Kate called back.
"Mom- -"
"I'm askin first!"Samantha stated.
"No,I am!"Rhiley replied.
"No! I am!"
"No,my question is more important!"
"No it's not,Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Pick a number!" Dillon ordered,though no one could figure out where his voice came from.
" Six!"Rhiley picked.
" Four!"
"Sam wins!"He yelled.
"Where the hell is he??"Jinny asked.
"Watch your mouth,Jin!"He scolded.
"Sam what do ya want?'Kate asked.
"I wanna wear my leather jacket,and harley boots!"
"I told you no!"
"Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaassseeee!?"She wined.
"No,Ma'am!"
"But Mooooommmmyyyyyy!"
"No!"
"Fiiiiine!"
"My turn!"Rhiley walked tot he top of the stairs,"Can you help me fix my hair?"She asked politely.
"Oh ,for cryin out loud!"Kate layed her head on hr husband's shoulder,when she saw her five year old daughter ,with her red lipstick all over her chin,and green eye shadow covering most of her forehead,"Screw it.Just screw it,not going to school."She mumbled.
"Come on,Squirt,lets get you cleaned up."Jinny laughed as she went upstairs.
"Knock knock."Raina said as she entered the Exstead home,"How's the big day goin so far?"
"I, a fifty one year old woman,a cop for the past twenty-six years,that has gone up against rapists,murderers,and bank robbers,and sexist pigs...and worse,Charles Haysbert....have been outsmarted by three five year olds."Kate sighed.
"Have no fear,Aunt Raina is here!"She patted Kate's shoulder,"Where are the little rugrats?"
"Jinns is cleaning my make-up of of Rhiley,Samantha is probably putting on her Leather jacket,and boots, and I have no earthly idea where Dillion - -"
"Hi,Aunt Raina!"
"Damn it Dillon,where are you!?"
"Watch your mouth Mommy."He giggled.
"Child where are you?"Raina laughed.
"Find me."
"Dillon we don't have time for hide and seek."Kate stated.
"You get Sam ready,and I'll work on finding the little Houdini."Raina said.
"Sounds like a deal to me."Kate said as She headed upstairs.
"So,uh...Dil...what happened on Rugrats,I missed it."Raina asked.
"Well..."He began his story.

"How did the baby get in Aunt CD's tummy?"Rhiley asked ,as Jinny cleaned the make-up off of her face.
"Uh...well...."Jinny chuckled."Ummmm.....ask Mommy."
"She told me to ask Mandy."
"Then ask Mandy."
"Mandy told me to ask you."
"Then ask....ask Cd,CD knows too."
"I asked Aunt CD first. She told me to ask Mag."
"Then ask Mag."
"I did."She sighed. "She told me to ask Uncle Nate."
"Then ask Uncle Nate."
"I did.He said :Aw hell no!Ask you're mommy."
"Don't say that word.Did you ask Dad?"
"He said there's a little door in Mommy's tummy,and that the daddy has a special key for it. And that he opens the door,and puts a little Baby seed in And then locks it,and gives the key to the doctor,an they the Mommy and the Daddy waits nine months,and then goes to the doctor,and He opens the door and takes out the Baby,only the baby is much bigger now...that why the doctor has to do it."
"Oh I see."Jinny held in her laughter.
"Yeah,and we both know thats a buncha bull." Rhiley stated,"Mommy says Daddy is a buncha bull."

"Why can't I wear my jacket?"Sam asked,as her mother helped her into her Winnie The pooh dress.
"Because I said so."
"Gimme a real reason,please."
"Because, you will burn up in it. It's too hot to wear a jacket...let alone a leather jacket."
"But Mom- -"
"No. And if you don't stop wining about it,You're not going to spend the nite at Jinny's house friday."
"Fiiiiine."

"Oh really?"Raina said as She looked behind the TV,"Man I wish I had seen that episode,it sounds great."
"Oh it was."He replied."Did you catch Spongebob?"
"Nope,I missed it to,I'm afraid."
"Want me to tell you about it?"
"Yes please."She looked under the couch again. No luck.
"Well, Gary left Spongebob for Patrick."
"Are you serious??"She looked in the closet again.
"Yep. Broke Spongebob's heart."
"Boy,I bet."
"But, turns out that it was just cause Patrick had a cookie in his pocket,that Gary wanted."
"Oh I see."
"Yep. And when He got the cookie,He went back to Spongebob."
"Thats good." Raina had gone over the entire living room,and the kitchen,and couldn't find him anywhere.But He was definately in the room. He had to be.Then she glanced at the fire place. "Naaah..."She thought.
"Oh well,i give up."She admitted. "You've stumped the grown-ups."She sat down on the couch,"Hey John,What do ya say we light up the fire place,and make smores?"
"Now?It's Seven thirty in the- -"Raina gave him,a 'just go along with it.' look "Oh,Yeah Smores sound great. I'll get the logs."
"Okay,I'll get the matches."
"Noooo! Waiiiiit! Noooo!"Dillon screamed."Let me get out first!"He wiggled his way out of the chimney.
"Oh my god!"Raina cracked up as she took the soot covered five year old's hand,and lead him over to his father. "Here ya go,Daddy."She smirked,"I did my part of the bargain."
"Come on.Houdini." He took his hand and lead him upstairs,"Try not to touch anything."
"I'm touching the floor...and your hand."
"Anything besides my hand and the floor."He rolled his eyes.

Sooooo,wutcha think???Hmmmm???Tell me! tell me! lol

[CD DeLorenzo]

LOL awwwwwwwwww that was SO adorable!!!! Please post more!!!!! LOL and how DID that baby get in CD's tummy? LOL

[candace~n~nathan]

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17

"How did the baby get in Aunt CD's tummy?"Rhiley asked ,as Jinny cleaned the make-up off of her face.
"Uh...well...."Jinny chuckled."Ummmm.....ask Mommy."
"She told me to ask Mandy."
"Then ask Mandy."
"Mandy told me to ask you."
"Then ask....ask Cd,CD knows too."
"I asked Aunt CD first. She told me to ask Mag."
"Then ask Mag."
"I did."She sighed. "She told me to ask Uncle Nate."
"Then ask Uncle Nate."
"I did.He said :Aw hell no!Ask you're mommy."
"Don't say that word.Did you ask Dad?"
"He said there's a little door in Mommy's tummy,and that the daddy has a special key for it. And that he opens the door,and puts a little Baby seed in And then locks it,and gives the key to the doctor,an they the Mommy and the Daddy waits nine months,and then goes to the doctor,and He opens the door and takes out the Baby,only the baby is much bigger now...that why the doctor has to do it."
"Oh I see."Jinny held in her laughter.
"Yeah,and we both know thats a buncha bull." Rhiley stated,"Mommy says Daddy is a buncha bull."

LOL, that part was great!!!!!!!

I LOVE this new fic!!!! Can't wait for some more of it!!!!

[consentida]

I read that a while ago but that was so good. Post more.

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

OMG Emma this is GREAT!!!! More please!!

[maria1986]

I LOVE this!...the kids sound sooo cute!...Post more soon

[zwalane]

That was great u have to post more ASAP

[monkeygirl]

yeah, great, except we need some CD?Nate stuff!!!!!!!!!

[Snowfall]

Awww, that was so great! It was so funny and sweet. And I absolutely LOVE the explanation of how CD got that baby in her tummy! That was adorable.

[*Nancy Mckeon*]

if this is a sequel to Family secrets than wheres teddy?!?! lol you know how much i love teddy!! lol mmmmmmmooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MovieHuntress17]

Thanks for allthe great replies!! Glad ya like! Heeeeere's more.........


By some strange and lucky twist of fate the Exstead triplets walked into their school right on time.
"I'm not goin!"Dillon yelled as He latched onto his sister's legs.
"Come on,Dillon,It'll be fun."John Sr tried to negotiate with his son.
"No,I'm not goin!"
"Why not?"Kate asked.
"Because I'm scared."
"Why?"
"Because I'll be all by myself. You won't be there,Daddy won't be there,The Dorks won't be there."
"It's okay. You'll make lots of new friends,and Your teacher is really nice. And you'll get to see Rhi-rhi,and Sam at play time."
"Come on,just give it a shot,okay?" John Sr suggested."If you need me,or Mommy the teacher will let you cal us."
"Me too."Jinny added.
"But what if we can't get ahold of one of you?"
"Then,They'll call Mandy,or Jill."
"What if they can't get ahold of one of them?"
"Then they'll call Aunt Raina,or Aunt CD."Kate rolled her eyes.
"What if they can't get ahold of one of them?"
"Then they'll call Uncle Teddy,or Uncle Nate or Uncle Gabe."
"And what if they can't- -"
"Then they'll call the Cheif of police!"Raina laughed,"And He'll send officers out all over San Fransisco,till one of us is found,and tell us to come get you.Okay??"
"Okay."He sighed. "I'll give it a shot."
"Ya wanna wear my badge?"Jinny suggested,"Would that make ya feel better?"
"Yeah!"He smiled.
"Well,then lets get in there" She said as she took off her badge and handed it to him.

"Mommy,Can We call you or Daddy or,Jin- -
"Or Mandy or Jill- -"Samantha added.
"Or Aunt CD or Aunt Raina or Aunt Magda- -"
"Or Uncle Teddy or Uncle Nate or Uncle Gabe- -"
"Or the Cheif if we need to?"They asked as they walked down the hall to their class rooms.
"Yes you can."Kate laughed,"But don't bother the chief until you absolutely hafta."
"Yeah,cause He's real busy,right Mommy?"Rhiley asked.
"Right."
"Can I wear you badge?"Samantha asked.
"Sure."Kate took off her badge and handed it to her.
"and here,Rhi rhi.."Raina took her's off,"You can wear mine."
"Thanks Aunt Raina!"
"No problem."


"And that is the real reason,Cops should always have an extra badge."Jinny said as the cops left the school,without their badges.
"Yep."Kate smirked.
"Cept you guys are smart enough to always keep your's with you."Raina chuckled." I'm gonna be a little late for work,Cap. Gotta go home and get somethin."
"Okay."Kate laughed. Then she stopped walking,and looked back at the school,
"Whats the matter?"Raina asked.
"My babies are goin to school."She pouted.
"Awwww,you'll be okay."Jinny laughed.
"You won't be laughing when it's your turn next year."

"Dillon,why don't you tell us a litle bit about yourself?" Mrs. Simms suggested.
"Yeah,where'd you get the cop badge?" A little boy in the front row asked.
"It's my Sister's. She's a cop."
"Kewl!"
"And so is my Mom. She's a Captain.She's the boss of the cops. And my Daddy used to be a cop,but he retarted- -"
"You mean retired."Mrs Sims laughed.
"Yeah,Retired. and My brother's are cops too,and all of my aunts and my uncle. And my sister's husband is a lawyer."
"Can I see the bagde?"
"Sure,but you can't loose it,My sister needs it back for work."
"You can play with it at recess,Bobby."Mrs Simms smiled. "Are you gonna be a cop like the rest of your family?"
"I dunno. I might be a fireman. But My sister Jinny says it would be ronic if Me ,Rhi rhi,and Sam end up bank robbers."

"I'm gonna hafta get a hobby."John Sr said. "A noisy one."
"Why a noisy one?"Raina asked.
"Because, when you spend your days raising triplets,You get used to noise. You begin to depend on noise.And when it's finally quiet....your head feels like it's going to explode."
"Nah,thats just from being an Exstead." Kate smirked. "I can remember a time,when peace and quite were easy to find. It was at my house. But now...thanks to Exstead-hood....peace and quiet do not coincide with eachother. I don't think I remember what quiet sounds like."
"Welp,too late now,Cap'n Ex. You're stuck with us."Jinny threw her arm around her.
"And I wouldn't cancel my membership for the world."
"Awww."Raina smiled.
"Well...maybe for the world..."
"Now,ya see. It's when she makes comments like that.That I wonder whats going around in my step-mother's head...or do I wanna know?What if it's something that would give MIB agents nightmares?"
At that Kate let out an evil laugh,and got in the car.
"Are ya sure,you wouldn't rather take the day off,and enjoy the finally empty house with me?"John Sr leaned in through the window.
"I would much,much,much...much rather take the day off,and enjoy the finally empty house with you."Kate said with a sly grin,."But I can't."
"Damn criminals."John pouted."Whens your lunch break?"
"Ahhhhhhhhh!"Jinny put her head on Raina's shoulder,and pretended to sob,"Raina make them stooooop!Pleeeeease!"
"Hey,come on now!"Raina scolded them,"Guys,don't talk like that infront of your young,innocent daughter!"
"Innocent my ass."Kate,John and Jinny said almost in unison.
"Come on,Jin."Kate looked down at her watch,"We gotta get goin."
"Okay,be there in a minute." Jinny picked up her son and carried him to his grandpa's car."You be good for Grandpa,Okay."
"Okay,no prob."Sabastian gave her a thumbs up. "Daddy comin to get me early?"
"Yep.He will come get you at twelve thirty."
"When is that?"
"It's when the long stick on on the six,and the short one is on the twelve."
"Whats a twelve look like?"
"It's a one and a two beside eachother. I gotta go,now. Gimme hug."
Sabastian gave his mother a great big hug,and a kiss,then went with his grandpa.

"Be right back,shorty."John Sr said as He finished buckling his grandson into his carseat,and went to say bye to his wife.
"K."
"Twelve thirty,huh?"Kate asked as Jinny got in the driver's seat of the car.
"Yep."
"I'll take my lunch break at Twelve forty five."Kate told John just before she kissed him.
"Stooooooopppp!"Jinny hit her head on the steering wheel,and accidently honked the horn.
They laughed at her,and upgraded the kiss to pasionate.
"Raina,I'm riding with you."Jinny started to get out of the car.
"Okay,we're done."Kate laughed,and grabbed her arm."We were just giving you a hard time."
"Did you really hafta phrase it like that?"She rolled her eyes.
"Get your mind out of the gutter."
"Thats gonna take a while,since i just had to watch my father make-out with his wife,and talk about se-...se-...the 'S' word."Jinny said as she started the car,and pulled out.
"Obviously,Step-child of mine,The subject has come up between us before..,.their names are Amanda Caroline,Rhiley Noel,Samantha Marie,and Dillon Sawyer."Kate smirked,"Ages: Twenty-six,and five."
"Can we change the subject,please?"
"Don't you love your sisters,and brother?Don't you want them?"
"Yes. Yes i love them very much,And i worked hard for them to get here,so no,They ain't going anywhere. But that doesn't mean I wanna think about how they were created."
"YOU worked hard to get them here???"
"Yes! You have no idea how bitchy and whiney you were! I mean on top of your natural bitchiness! it was hard work putting up with you!"
"Well,screw you too."
"Will you please stop using phrases like that?Just for a little while?"
"Okay,...I'll...'Lay'...off for a while."Kate smirked.

Wuthca think?? lol
I might post more later, this post was supposed 2 be a lot longer,but my computer froze and i lost everything I had typed today,and now I gotta start over...oh well

[*Nancy Mckeon*]

mmmooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 and wheres that teddy i asked for?!?!

[MovieHuntress17]

Heeeeeere's more,let me know what ya think!.........

"Hey,How was the big morning?"CD asked when she saw Kate and Jinny enter the division.
"Like a circus."Kate replied"Jinny had to clean half the contents of my make-up bag off of Rhiley.While I argued with the Mini Jinny who was determined to wear her leather jacket,and harley boots to school,and John cleaned up Dillon who was covered in soot from head to toe."
"Why was he covered in soot?"Nate asked.
"Because He spent the morning hiding from us,in the chimney. If it hadn't been fro Raina nd her exstensive knowledge of Nick Jr,We may never have found him.."
"Oh.."Nate laughed," So were ya late getting them tot he school?"
"No. Miraculously,we got there right on time."
"And then we had to assure Dillon,that If he needed us,and couldn't get ahol dof us,or you guys,that They could call the cheif,and He would have cop track us down and find us."Jinny added.
"Y'know,I think that,if they called Him,The CHeif would go get them for ya."Magda said
"Ya do?"Kate asked.
"Yeah. He thinks that 'The Exstead triplets' are the cutest thing. And He seems to think you're the greates thing since sliced bread."
"Yeah,well..."Kate smilled real big,and twirled her hair with her finger..
"Don't do that."Jinny slapped her hand.
"That just bugs the crap outta ya,doesn't it Jin?"CD smirked,and She,Magda,and Kate and Nate began to twirl their hair.
"Where ya goin?"Nate asked as she headed for the door.
"Ya bugged the crap outta me."She smirked,"I'm going to the locker room."
"Oooo,that sounds liek a great idea! Wait for me!"Cd hoisted her belly out of her chair with a grunt
"Oh,that was just sooo hard,wasn't CD?"Kate smirked.
"Yes. look at me,I'm huge!"She turned side ways,and pointed to her belly.
"Oh please! I looked liek that when i was SIX months along - -"
"five."Magda mumbled.
"What you just did was a peice of cake compared to when i was eight months.Me gettin outta my chair was hard work!"
"You can say that agin!'Nate stretched his back," I'm still seein a chiropractor five years later."He chuckled.
"Thats not true!"Kate laughed,and threw a pen at him.
"But,y'know...CD's much larger then I was...maybe she's having twins..."Jinny rubbed CD's big belly.
"Yeah Baaaby!"Nate cheered.
"Noooo,Baaaaby!"CD replied"Noooo nononooo,i'm not having twins. The ultra sound only showed one."
"Sometimes they miss one."Kate raised her eyebrow.
"Come on,Jin.Lets go pee!"She grabbed her hand and pulled out of the bullpen.

"So how's Natalie treatin ya?"Jinny asked. She was sitting on the bench waiting for CD.
"I now know what you and Cap ment when you said they were 'kick boxing your bladder' "CD replied as she finally flushed the toilet,and came out of the stall.
"They?"Jinny smirked," are *they* kicking you?"
"Haha very funny."CD rolled her eyes,as she washed her hands,"I'm NOT having twins."
"And Cap wasn't having triplets."

Just ask Cd and Jinny came out of the locker room,Teddy walked by.
"Hello,My love."He said,as he wrapped his arms around his wife's waist from behind.
"Hi,Hank- -I mean Jack!- -Teddy!"She smirked."You're Teddy!"
"Exscuse me!?"He laughed,and put one of his arms around what used to be CD's waist,"Well since we're getting things out in the open...I am the father of Cd's baby."
"I knew the father's last name started with a 'B' !"CD smirked.
"And might I say,that both of my ladies are looking beautiful today?"
"Yes you might."Cd smiled,as they entered the bullpen.
"Yes who might what?"Nate asked.
"Teddy say that both of his ladies look beautiful today."
"Excuse me?"Nate raised his eyebrow,"The Brunette is mine."
"You wish!"Jinny laughed.
"Naah.."He shook his head,"You're a babe,but...My heart belongs to the blonde with the beachball under her shirt."
"Hehehe,Bye Teddybear."CD pinched his cheek,and went and sat down in Nate's lap.
"Okay,time to work now,People."Kate anounced as she came out of her office,with a stack of case files in hand."Good moring Theodore."
"Good morning Kaitlyn."He replied,"Do you have the file tot he Willis case?"
"Yes,I do. Follow me."She said,as she laid the files on Jinny desk and returned to her office.
"Okay,Blondie,you're gonna hafta get up now."Nate said,"My legs are going numb."
"As if I don't feel fat enough."She said as she got up,and sat in her own chair.
"You're not fat. You look radiant."
"Just remember...Cap was as big as you when she was only five months..." Jinny smirked.

"And I'd also like to ask ya,to ask John if He minds watching Sabastian till two."Teddy said."I had a last minute meeting come up....But If He doesn't want to,I'll see if my brother- -"
"Teddy,You know very well He won't mind at all."Kate smiled,as she handed him the file.
"I know,I just thought He might like the chance to have the house all to himself."
"Are you kidding?All morning He complained about how bored he was gonna be without at least one toddler to chase."She laughed,as they exited her office.
"Oh.well then this works out for everybody."He smiled.
"Hey,Cap Can Mag and I have the Male strip club case?"Jinny asked with a great big smile as she looked through the file.
"I dunno,can you?"
"May we?"She rolled her eyes.
"Yes."
"Yaaay!"They cheered.
"Hey,You're a married woman!"Teddy slapped Jinny's shoulder.
"Married,Theodore,not dead."
"You can look,but ya can't touch."
"I have you...why would I waste my time?"
"Wooooooooo!"Magda smiled.
"Well,I'm outta here."Teddy kissed his wife."love you."
"Love you too,Bye."
"Bye."He said,and started to leave.
"Ahem!"CD said,"Theodore."
"Candace."
"Aren't you forgetting something?"She tapped her cheek.
"Holy Cow! How could I possibly forget something as important as that!"He walked over and kissed her cheek."Bye."He laughed
"You give slobbery kisses."She wiped her cheek,"Bye."


"I like school,it's fun."Rhiley said as they swinged together.
"You would."Samantha replied,"Faster,Dil!"She ordered.
"I can't push you any faster,I'm not strong enough. I'm only five!" He replied.
"Hey,Rhi-Rhi..."Samantha smiled real big at her sister.
"Uh-oh,you got that look on your face. What?"
"Lets switch places!"
"I got a better idea!"Rhiley said,"Lets see if Mommy's right!"
"You mean...?"Dillon asked.
"Yep!"She nodded.
"I dunno if that's such a good idea.."He shook his head.
"Lets do both!"Samantha suggested.
"Okay!"
"I really don't think this is a good idea..."Dillon said.
"But we're wearing different clothes,Sam..."
"Don't worry,Rhi Rhi,I got an idea..."
"I really really,don't think this is a good idea..."Dillon said.
"Dill,Don't be such a wimp!"They said in unison.

"Exstead."John answered his phone,"Oh hello,Gorgeous!"
"Is that Nonna? Is that Nonna!?"Sabastian tugged on his grandpa's shirt.
"Yes it's Nonna"
"I wanna talk to Nonna!"
"Your grandson wants to talk to you."He said into the phone.
"Okay,put him on."Kate chuckled.
"Here ya go."John said,as Sabastian took the phone out of his hand.
"Hi,Nonnaaaa!"
"Hi,Sabastiannnn"She smiled,"Wutcha up to,Bugger?"
"Fiiiinger paintin!"
"Fiiinger paintin? That sounds fun."
"It is! I made you apicture,a one for Mommy and Daddy,and Mandy and Jill,and i'm makin one for Casey now."
"Wow,I can't wait to see mine."
"It's a picture of you,and Grampa,and Mommy,and Daddy,andJill,and Mandy,adJohn Jr,and Casey,and Rhir-Rhi,and Sam,and Dill..and it's got green and blue,and red!"
"Oh wow,it sounds beautiful. Those are my favorite colors."She said as Jinny and Magda came in and sat down.
"I know."
"Well,Put Grandpa on the phone now,Okay? I need to talk to him,and get back to work."
"Okay, Tell Mommy,I love her,and I love you,and Bye."
"Okay,I will,Love you too."

"Here Grandpa.It's your turn."He said as He handed him the phone.
"Hello again."He said intot he phone.
"Hi,Listen Teddy'snot gonna be there till two to pick him up,okay?"
"Okay,thats fine....are you gonna take your break at two instead?"He asked with a sly grin.
"I'm gonna try. But If I don't.."She glanced at Jinny with a smirk,"We can..do it Friday."
Jinny slapped herself in the forehead.
"Okay that works for me."John said.
"I'm gonna get back to work now."
"Okay,love ya."
"Love you too."Kate said just before she hang up the phone.
"Do what friday,if ya can't do it today?"Magda asked.
"Can we please stop saying those two words?"Jinny slapped herself again.
"Oh just...stuff."Kate answered vaguely,with grin.
"ooooooh...stuff."Magda nodded knowingly.

"Whats your teacher's name?"Rhiley asked as she came out of the bathroom,wearing her sister's Winnie The Pooh dress.
"Ms Roberts."Samantha ,who wa snow wearing Rhiley's favorite green dress,replied.
"Okay,and my teacher's name is Mr Hamm."
"Okay,See ya later,Sam."Samantha giggled.
"Bye Rhi-Rhi."Rhiley flashed a sneaky smile.

"This was a bad idea,this was a bad idea,this was a bad idea."Dillon thought to himself,as he sat in the chair in the nurses office,While He waited for someone to answer the phone,"This was a bad idea,this was a bad idea,this was a bad idea...We are in sooooo much trouble!"
"Exstead."A familiar voice came from the phone.
"Hi, John,Can you come get me?"
"Whats the matter,little buddy?"John asked.
"Mommy said,if one of us didn't feel good,we could call her or somebody to come get use,and She didn't answer her phone."
"Okay,I'll be there in a few minutes. Let me talk to your teacher."
"Okay."Dillon handed the phone to Mrs Simms.

"Bye,Nonna!"Sabastian gave her a big hug and a kiss.
"Bye,Bugger."She smiled.She had managed to arrange things so that she could take an hour lunchbreak at two o'clock.
"Bye,Grandpa!"
"Bye,Buddy."John Relied,as He hugged his grandson.
"Come on,Sabastian,lets go,ya wanan go to the park?"
"Yeah!"
"Bye,guys."Teddy said as He and his son walked out of the house.
"We're alone."John Sr.Smiled.
"Race ya upstairs."Kate giggled.

They got upstairs to their bedroom,shut the door,and dove onto the bed.
"Beat ya by a mile!"Kate laughed.
"Yeah,yeah who cares.Lets get a move on!"
"No pun intended?"She smirked.
"All pun intended."He stated as He pulled her shirt off of her.

"Hey,Mommy's home!"Rhiley pointed to their mother's car in the drive way.
"Yay!"Samantha cheered.
"We're in troubleee."Dillon sighed.
"Now,unbuckle your sneaky manipulative five year old butts,andgo in there,and take your punishment like a man."John Jr said,as he unlocked the car doors.
"We're women."Samantha and Rhiley corrected in unison.
"Sexis,male shofe-nit pig!"Rhiley stated as she unbuckled herself from her booster seat.
"Yeah what She said!"Samantha backed her up..
"Hey,when we go in there,you're gonna need you big brother to hide behind."He helped them out of the truck."And it's 'sexist maile shovenist pig'
"We loooove youuuu,Joooohn."The triplets said.
"You're my favorite brother."Samantha added.
"Hey!"Dillon pouted.

"lets..send...the...kids...too...boarding...school!"John suggested in between kisses,as He He un hooked his wife's bra,"In Switzer...land!"

As John reached the top of the stairs,He saw a black lace bra fly from the master bedroom into the hallway.
"Knock it off ya nymphos!"He laughed.

"So close."Kate mumbled,as she sat up,and put John's shirt on.
"Nooo.."He pushed her back down,"Maybe if we be really really quiet,He'll think we're not home,and go away."
"Knowing him,He'd come in here."She sat back up.
"I'll lock the door!He's a big Boy,He'll get over hearing!"
"John."She rolled her eyes.
"It's been a MONTH!"
"Month and a half."She pouted.


"John,whats a nymphos"The triplets asked.
"Uh...just go back down stairs."
"Here's your bra,Mommy."Samantha picked it and handed it to her,as She came out of the bedroom.

Soooo,wutcha think??? Hmmmm?

[CD DeLorenzo]

awwwwwwww that was so cute!!!!! LOL this was my fav

>>> Just ask Cd and Jinny came out of the locker room,Teddy walked by.
"Hello,My love."He said,as he wrapped his arms around his wife's waist from behind.
"Hi,Hank- -I mean Jack!- -Teddy!"She smirked."You're Teddy!"
"Exscuse me!?"He laughed,and put ;one of his arms around what used to be CD's waist,"Well since we're getting things out in the open...I am the father of Cd's baby."
"I knew the father's last name started with a 'B' !"She smirked.
"And might I say,that bothof my ladies are looking beautiful today?"
"Yes you might."Cd smiled,as they enetered the bullpen.
"Yes who might what?"Nate asked.
"Teddy say that both of his ladies look beautiful today."
"Excuse me?"Nate raised his eyebrow,"The Brunette is mine."
"You wish!"Jinny laughed.
"Naah.."He shook his head,"You a babe,but...My heart belings tot he blonde with the beachball under her shirt."
"Hehehe,Bye Teddybear."CD pinched his cheek,and went and sat down in Nate's lap. <<<

[candace~n~nathan]

of COURSE we need more now!!!