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|02-05-2004, 07:24 PM||#1|
1st Female Triple Crown Champ
Join Date: Sep 28, 2003
Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling
Zack Around The Clock
Zack:Larry,I did something bad that Jack and the girls will never forgive me for
Zack:I lost 1/3 of the rent
Zack:I was coming home when a gang of thieves knocked me out from behind and when I came to,the money was gone
Larry:Well why don't you work overtime at the hospital?
Larry:Well I hear that Mike the bartender is taking the week off,and they need someone to help out.Plus you could be an escort
(At the hospital Zack is asleep at the desk)
Zack:Welcome to the Wilshire Memorial
Terri:You need to go home and get some sleep
Zack:But I need the money
Zack:Uuuhhhh for wrestling tickets
Terri:Well just go to your office and I'll tell you when the next patient comes
(Zack tumbles to his office and Terri has a worrying look on her face)
(End of Scene)
Terri:I'm telling you guys,there is something wrong with Zack
Jack:There's nothing wrong with him
Terri:At work he's asleep,at the beagle he was asleep behind the bar,and at a restaurant I saw him sleeping at a table with an older woman
Jack:I'll talk to him after work
(Larry walks in)
Terri:Larry,do you know something about Zack that we don't?
Janet:Terri saw him with an older woman
Larry:Maybe it's because Zack isn't feeling attractive,and thinks going out with an older woman will make him feel better.Hey if you girls can do something to boost his ego,maybe he'll feel better
Janet:Yeah,he's our friend and we better help him
Larry:Maybe you can practice on me
Terri:You want to end up in the emergency room?
(Later that night)
Terri:Zack com'ere and sit
(Janet and Terri start kissing him)
Janet: Do you know how attractive you are?
Terri:And you're so strong
(Jack comes out)
Jack:I need a drink water
(He goes in to the kitchen then comes back out)
Jack:What's going on?
Janet:We're just cheering Zack up
Zack:What's funny is that I just wanted a sandwich
Furley:I've come for the rent
Jack:Here you go
Furley:There's only $200 here
Zack:Here's the rest
Jack:Why was there only 2/3 of the rent in the envelope?
Zack:Well a couple of days I was mugged by a gang of thieves,and wanted to get the money back by staying at work late,being bartender,and an escort
Janet:Why didn't you come to us?
Zack:I thought you would be mad at me
Terri:Mad at you?We were worried about you
Zack:I'm just glad that this is all over
Janet:So you were an escort?
Zack:Yeah.Oh by the way,you're sister says hi
Janet:Why you(starts choking him but Jack & Terri get her off)
(End of Scene)
Jack:I can't believe you did all that work for us
Zack:Well you and the girls are important to me
Jack:They are great huh
Zack:Speaking of the girls,I have this weird feeling that one of them is in love with you
Zack:It's,it's(he falls asleep)
(Jack tries to wake him up)
Mickie is the best woman to step inside the ring
Last edited by Chain Gang Member : 02-18-2004 at 05:16 PM.
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