Zack Around The Clock

[Chain Gang Member]

Zack:Larry,I did something bad that Jack and the girls will never forgive me for

Larry:What?

Zack:I lost 1/3 of the rent

Larry:How?

Zack:I was coming home when a gang of thieves knocked me out from behind and when I came to,the money was gone

Larry:Well why don't you work overtime at the hospital?

Zack:Not enough

Larry:Well I hear that Mike the bartender is taking the week off,and they need someone to help out.Plus you could be an escort

Zack:Thanks Larry

Larry:Anytime

(At the hospital Zack is asleep at the desk)

Terri:Zack

Zack:Welcome to the Wilshire Memorial

Terri:You need to go home and get some sleep

Zack:But I need the money

Terri:For what?

Zack:Uuuhhhh for wrestling tickets

Terri:Well just go to your office and I'll tell you when the next patient comes

Zack:Thanks

(Zack tumbles to his office and Terri has a worrying look on her face)

(End of Scene)

Terri:I'm telling you guys,there is something wrong with Zack

Janet:What?

Jack:There's nothing wrong with him

Terri:At work he's asleep,at the beagle he was asleep behind the bar,and at a restaurant I saw him sleeping at a table with an older woman

Janet:Wow

Jack:I'll talk to him after work

(Larry walks in)

Terri:Larry,do you know something about Zack that we don't?

Larry:Uh no

Janet:Terri saw him with an older woman

Larry:Maybe it's because Zack isn't feeling attractive,and thinks going out with an older woman will make him feel better.Hey if you girls can do something to boost his ego,maybe he'll feel better

Terri:Well ok

Janet:Yeah,he's our friend and we better help him

Larry:Maybe you can practice on me

Terri:You want to end up in the emergency room?

Larry:No

Janet:Then go

Larry:I'm going

(Later that night)

Terri:Zack com'ere and sit

Zack:Ok

(Janet and Terri start kissing him)

Janet: Do you know how attractive you are?

Zack:No

Terri:And you're so strong

(Jack comes out)

Jack:I need a drink water

(He goes in to the kitchen then comes back out)

Jack:What's going on?

Janet:We're just cheering Zack up

Zack:What's funny is that I just wanted a sandwich

Furley:I've come for the rent

Jack:Here you go

Furley:There's only $200 here

Zack:Here's the rest

Furley:Thanks(he leaves)

Jack:Why was there only 2/3 of the rent in the envelope?

Zack:Well a couple of days I was mugged by a gang of thieves,and wanted to get the money back by staying at work late,being bartender,and an escort

Janet:Why didn't you come to us?

Zack:I thought you would be mad at me

Terri:Mad at you?We were worried about you

Zack:I'm just glad that this is all over

Janet:So you were an escort?

Zack:Yeah.Oh by the way,you're sister says hi

Janet:Why you(starts choking him but Jack & Terri get her off)

(End of Scene)

Jack:I can't believe you did all that work for us

Zack:Well you and the girls are important to me

Jack:They are great huh

Zack:Speaking of the girls,I have this weird feeling that one of them is in love with you

Jack:Which one?

Zack:It's,it's(he falls asleep)

(Jack tries to wake him up)

END

END

[Janet McFarland]

Good job