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C Doody · 01-31-2004, 05:34 PM

*Everybodys On the Bus as Sean Drives*

TF: I Cant wait til we get to Miami.

Chad: Your telling me. Work at the Restaurant lately has been CRAZY. I Could use a vacation.

Sean: Guys we have a problem here....

*The Bus begins to Slide around the road*

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH

Chad: WHATS HAPPENING?

*The Bus than Stops as everyone gets out. Sean goes to Check out the engine and sees smoke.*

Sean: We're gonna have to Push this to a Mechanic.

EFD: I Dont wanna

Sean: Well Listen guys....Its my fault for not checking the Bus over before we left. Ill push it to The closest mechanic. You guys can go To that Farm House Up their. Maybe They can give you directions to a nearby Hotel or something.

Chad: Bye Sean

*Sean Pushes the Bus off as everyone watches Him. We all than head over to the farm house and Knock on the door. A Big Man answers it.*

Big Man: *In Southern Accent* Can I Help you?

Chad: Yeah...Our bus broke down and Our friend is Pushing it to a mechanic. Are their any Hotels nearby we can stay at?

Man: *Laughs* Theirs No Hotels OR Mechanics In 50 miles.

Chad: Well what are we supposed to do?

Man: Well my Names Frank. Ya'll Can stay here in the barn if ya want.

*Chad Blinks Many times than begins to walk away Until TF Stops him*

TF: What else are we gonna Do Man?

Chad: Im Not sleeping in a Barn. Im Allergic to Hay.

*Later that night in the barn.*

Chad: I Cant...Believe....Im Sleeping In A

*Chad Sneezes*

Chad: Barn

*Frank and his Family come In.*

Frank: Howdy folks. Wanna Introduce ya to the Kin Folk. This heres My Wife Emma.

Frank: My Boy Lou

Chad: *Whispering To TF* This Place Bites

Frank: And This Is My Daughter Becky.

Becky: Sorry about the clothes Everyone, I Just got back from swimmin'.

Chad: Thats Quite Ok!

EFD: VERY Ok!

Jack: I Like to swim

EFD: Than Go Swim In A Pond Kid, Im Busy here. Hey Becky, Wanna Get lucky?

*Becky Flips EFD Over*

Frank: BECKY!

Becky: I Dont like folks getting fresh with me Pa.

Frank: Well have some manners. These folks aint from around here.

Chad: Arent from arond here

Frank: I Reckon thats what i just said.

Chad: No you said ain from around here

Frank: Cause ya Aint

Chad Well yeah, But Aint isnt actually a word...See, Its Unproper Grammer to...

*Frank Looks Confused*

Chad: Nevermind....Sooo, Becky. Care to do something?

Becky: Sure, Wanna Rassle?

Chad: Hmmmm.....Tempting offer.

*Becky flips Chad Over and attacking him*

Chad: AHHHH, I DIDNT MEAN....

*Chad Attempts to stand up with her still on his back but falls back down.*

Frank: BECKY, GET OFF OF THEIR!

Emma: Theirs plenty of Hay out here for yall to sleep On. If ya get thirsty don hesitate to Milk the cow.

*The family walks out and everyone attempts to get comfortable as Chad continues to sneeze. Chad than lay down in the corner with red allergic eyes.*

Chad: This........Bites.

*InThisMoment* · 01-31-2004, 05:58 PM

Whoa. We haven't done roleplay in a long time have we?

Moonlight Lady · 01-31-2004, 05:58 PM

Katie walks into the barn looking really freaked out.

Katie: I can't believe this. I had to share that outhouse with Aunt Thelma Lou. Ugh! I don't wanna talk about it. I just wanna go to sleep. This bites big time!

She collapses on a pile of hay and it yelps.

robyrob · 02-01-2004, 09:41 AM

roby sits in the hay and lets Glitchee climb down to explore, (ie find some sexy she- barncats to accost)

roby: where's all the ducks man? i allways wanted to meet a duck

a small group (gaggle? or is that geese?) of ducks waddle over to spark up a conversation with roby...

Moonlight Lady · 02-01-2004, 02:50 PM

Katie found a nice little corner and fell asleep while everyone tried to get settled.

She got up sometime in the night and started sleepwalking and tripped over Roby and the ducks.

Roby: Hey watch it!

Katie: Must find the golden corral.

The Modfather · 02-01-2004, 03:10 PM

Lucas: Hey, Becky. You single?

You're the most far out chick I've ever seen...

*InThisMoment* · 02-01-2004, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Lucas: Hey, Becky. You single? You're the most far out chick I've ever seen...

Lynn:

*slaps Lucas in the head*

Moonlight Lady · 02-02-2004, 12:27 PM

Katie wakes up and laughs at Lucas.

The Modfather · 02-02-2004, 06:51 PM

Lucas: So Becky, wanna catch a soda later?

Chad: Lucas, you said "soda" *does a jig*

Becky: No, I don't wanna go with you. I wanna go with my cousin Oliver

*Everyone looks shocked*

*InThisMoment* · 02-02-2004, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Lucas: So Becky, wanna catch a soda later?

Chad: Lucas, you said "soda" *does a jig*

Becky: No, I don't wanna go with you. I wanna go with my cousin Oliver

*Everyone looks shocked*

Lynn:

?

Moonlight Lady · 02-02-2004, 09:24 PM

Katie: Um...Your cousin?

01-31-2004, 05:34 PM	#1
C Doody Moderator Forum Legend Captain Juke N Jive Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 67,268	O-Fish-E-Ell Farm Vacation Everybodys On the Bus as Sean Drives TF: I Cant wait til we get to Miami. Chad: Your telling me. Work at the Restaurant lately has been CRAZY. I Could use a vacation. Sean: Guys we have a problem here.... The Bus begins to Slide around the road Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH Chad: WHATS HAPPENING? The Bus than Stops as everyone gets out. Sean goes to Check out the engine and sees smoke. Sean: We're gonna have to Push this to a Mechanic. EFD: I Dont wanna Sean: Well Listen guys....Its my fault for not checking the Bus over before we left. Ill push it to The closest mechanic. You guys can go To that Farm House Up their. Maybe They can give you directions to a nearby Hotel or something. Chad: Bye Sean Sean Pushes the Bus off as everyone watches Him. We all than head over to the farm house and Knock on the door. A Big Man answers it. Big Man: In Southern Accent Can I Help you? Chad: Yeah...Our bus broke down and Our friend is Pushing it to a mechanic. Are their any Hotels nearby we can stay at? Man: Laughs Theirs No Hotels OR Mechanics In 50 miles. Chad: Well what are we supposed to do? Man: Well my Names Frank. Ya'll Can stay here in the barn if ya want. Chad Blinks Many times than begins to walk away Until TF Stops him TF: What else are we gonna Do Man? Chad: Im Not sleeping in a Barn. Im Allergic to Hay. Later that night in the barn. Chad: I Cant...Believe....Im Sleeping In A Chad Sneezes Chad: Barn Frank and his Family come In. Frank: Howdy folks. Wanna Introduce ya to the Kin Folk. This heres My Wife Emma. Frank: My Boy Lou Chad: Whispering To TF This Place Bites Frank: And This Is My Daughter Becky. Becky: Sorry about the clothes Everyone, I Just got back from swimmin'. Chad: Thats Quite Ok! EFD: VERY Ok! Jack: I Like to swim EFD: Than Go Swim In A Pond Kid, Im Busy here. Hey Becky, Wanna Get lucky? Becky Flips EFD Over Frank: BECKY! Becky: I Dont like folks getting fresh with me Pa. Frank: Well have some manners. These folks aint from around here. Chad: Arent from arond here Frank: I Reckon thats what i just said. Chad: No you said ain from around here Frank: Cause ya Aint Chad Well yeah, But Aint isnt actually a word...See, Its Unproper Grammer to... Frank Looks Confused Chad: Nevermind....Sooo, Becky. Care to do something? Becky: Sure, Wanna Rassle? Chad: Hmmmm.....Tempting offer. Becky flips Chad Over and attacking him Chad: AHHHH, I DIDNT MEAN.... Chad Attempts to stand up with her still on his back but falls back down. Frank: BECKY, GET OFF OF THEIR! Emma: Theirs plenty of Hay out here for yall to sleep On. If ya get thirsty don hesitate to Milk the cow. The family walks out and everyone attempts to get comfortable as Chad continues to sneeze. Chad than lay down in the corner with red allergic eyes. Chad: This........Bites.

01-31-2004, 05:58 PM	#2
InThisMoment Forum Legend a starlit sky and you & me Join Date: Aug 02, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 94,642	Whoa. We haven't done roleplay in a long time have we? __________________ an island of green and blueberry ice wish we were there but you make me feel i'm in paradise, anywhere you're velvet on a red cupcake sound a cello & a violin make

01-31-2004, 05:58 PM	#3
Moonlight Lady Forum Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,030	Katie walks into the barn looking really freaked out. Katie: I can't believe this. I had to share that outhouse with Aunt Thelma Lou. Ugh! I don't wanna talk about it. I just wanna go to sleep. This bites big time! She collapses on a pile of hay and it yelps. __________________ [

02-01-2004, 09:41 AM	#4
robyrob Moderator Forum Legend certified wackball#3 Join Date: Aug 03, 2003 Location: hiding under the third booth at Arnold's Posts: 50,216	roby sits in the hay and lets Glitchee climb down to explore, (ie find some sexy she- barncats to accost) roby: where's all the ducks man? i allways wanted to meet a duck a small group (gaggle? or is that geese?) of ducks waddle over to spark up a conversation with roby... __________________ * firefox * AdAware * HiJackThis * CoolWebShredder * Spybot * SpywareBlaster * Spyware Terminator * * GeeksToGo * AVG * AntiVir * Avast antivirus * Housecall Online * Sysinternals Security Utilities * * ZoneAlarm * Agnitum-firewall * Comodo Firewall * AVG Anti-Rootkit * RootkitRevealer * ParasiteCheck * * Annoyances * FreeCodecs * Mikes-Hosts-File * GRC.com * MSAntispyware * DVD's * TradeList * myspace *

02-01-2004, 03:10 PM	#6
The Modfather Moderator Forum Veteran It Sure Does Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,027	Lucas: Hey, Becky. You single? You're the most far out chick I've ever seen... __________________ As things are, and as fundamentally they must always be, poetry is not a career, but a mug's game. No honest poet can ever feel quite sure of the permanent value of what he has written: He may have wasted his time and messed up his life for nothing. T.S. Eliot

02-01-2004, 02:50 PM	#5
Moonlight Lady Forum Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,030	Katie found a nice little corner and fell asleep while everyone tried to get settled. She got up sometime in the night and started sleepwalking and tripped over Roby and the ducks. Roby: Hey watch it! Katie: Must find the golden corral.

02-02-2004, 12:27 PM	#8
Moonlight Lady Forum Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,030	Katie wakes up and laughs at Lucas.

02-02-2004, 06:51 PM	#9
The Modfather Moderator Forum Veteran It Sure Does Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,027	Lucas: So Becky, wanna catch a soda later? Chad: Lucas, you said "soda" does a jig Becky: No, I don't wanna go with you. I wanna go with my cousin Oliver Everyone looks shocked

02-02-2004, 09:24 PM	#11
Moonlight Lady Forum Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,030	Katie: Um...Your cousin?

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