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Old 01-15-2004, 03:34 PM   #1
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Default "Bite Me" part two

Hey, I'm Mary Kate. In case you don't know, I'm Tara, (Snowfall,) and Deirdre, (Monkeygirl)s sister. I wrote this to show some possible good that could come from that "Bite Me". Enjoy!
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Nate came home from work depressed. He had just told Raina what had happened between him and C.d. He hated the fact Raina was his new partner. He hated how Cap had to get a new officer.
"If Stacey could get any more excited about anything, she'll explode." Thought Nate.
He put a frozen pizza in the oven, and sat down with a beer.
"Looks like another night of pizza and crying myself to sleep." thought Nate.
Just then the phone rang.
"Basso." answered Nate.
"I have blondie here." said a voice booming through the phone. "If you ever want to see her again, follow these instructions. Get $25,000 and put it in a brown paper bag. Then-"
"Wait!" intrupted Nate. "I want to hear C.d's voice!"
"I'll make the demands around here" said the voice.
"I want to hear her voice!" Nate demanded.
"Alright, you can hear girlie's voice." A few seconds later C.d's voice came through the phone.
"Nate, Nate, they made me write that note, I didn't want to. I love you!"
"That's enough." interrupted the voice "I have to go, I'll be in touch."
"Wait!" Nate cried. "Don't hurt her. I'll pay what ever you want, just take care of her." But it was to late, the voice had hung up. Nate called Cap.
"Captain McCafferty." answered Cap
"Cap, it's Nate. Did you see C.d actually hand in her resignation?"
"No, she faxed it. Why, is everything all right?"
"I have to go, I'll answer your questions later." Nate hung up, and said to himself, "I have to find her!"
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:33 PM   #2
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that was GREAT!!! and i can't wait for more!!!!!!!!! we need to know what happens!!!!!

and i'm sure Bite Me was SUPPOSED to be like that!!
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:15 PM   #3
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Yeah, that is the way it's supposed to be!!!!! Good start, post more. The first thought was hilarious! lol.
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Old 01-16-2004, 12:09 AM   #4
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awww yeah, I like your version better too! Keep going!!!!!!!
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Old 01-16-2004, 12:58 AM   #5
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That was so great, Mary Kate! I really like your version, too! Post more soon!
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Old 01-17-2004, 03:29 PM   #6
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Alright, here is some more. Jinny and Teddy fans, this is for you!
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The next morning Jinny sat across from Magda at their desk. Jinny kept staring at Mag.
"What?" asked Mag
"Nothing, it's just that I signed the divorce papers last night." answered Jin. "Oh hunny, are you okay?" asked Magda.
"Yeah, I'm okay. I should've done it as soon as I got them. Jack is better off without me. I just miss being in a relationship with a guy." said Jinny.
"Well what about that Hank Riley guy?" asked Mag.
"He's nice and all, but I don't like him that way. I want to call Teddy."
"You and Teddy were over a while ago. He could have another girl or something." said Mag
"But I miss him alot. It won't hurt to call him." said Jin. Magda gave her a frown.
"Okay, Okay, I'll just date jerks like Hank for the rest of my life and never be happy again." said Jin "I'm gonna go get some bottled water."
Jinny walked into the hall and took out her cell phone.
"Hello?" answered Teddy
"Hi Teddy, it's Jinny."
"Oh, hi Jinny. Listen you caught me at a bad time."
"Teddy, come on, I just want to invite you to coffee some time so we can talk." said Jin.
"I don't think so. A lot of things are different now." said Teddy.
"Teddy, this isn't a date." said Jinny.
"Okay, I'll meet you at StarBucks at 5:00." said Teddy.
Jinny hung up and walked back to her desk.
"Were is your water?" asked Magda.
"Uuuuummmmmm........"
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Old 01-17-2004, 04:45 PM   #7
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YOu are doing an Excellent job! I can't wait for more. I wanna know how Coffee went with Teddy...And please bring CD back safely. Please post more soon!
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Old 01-17-2004, 10:47 PM   #8
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YAY!!! *clapping hysterically* that was great!!!!!

can't wait to see what happens next!!!!!
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Old 01-17-2004, 10:54 PM   #9
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mmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-18-2004, 12:25 AM   #10
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That was fantastic! Now post more, and tell us what happens with CD!!!
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Old 01-18-2004, 01:02 PM   #11
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That was great!!!! But i'd prefer longer parts! Post more soon!

Btw,hi I'm Rasa.
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Old 01-20-2004, 08:03 PM   #12
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Nate stared out the window at the rain. The gloomy weather fit his mood. He had taken the day off from work to get the kidnapper's call. The phone rang. Nate checked the caller ID. It was unlisted, that was the kidnapper. "It's 3:00! What the hell took you so long to call?" asked Nate. "Letting you sweat, Nathan Francis Albert Basso!" said the voice. "How the freakin' hell do you know so much about me?" asked Nate. "That's for me and you to never ever find out. I also know that you think lemon on shrimp is exotic." said the voice. "Do you have a name, or do I have to call you ass-creep-that-stole-the-love-of-my-life?!" said Nate. "Call me Bob. there's no way I'm telling you my real name. And calling me an ass isn't the way to get 'the love of your life' back." said Bob. "Fine tell me what you want me to do." said Nate. At that same time, C.d was on the phone with Cap. "Cap I don't have time to talk, I just called to ask you to tell Nate for me, I love him. I can only imagine your reaction, but I don't have time to explain. I have to describe the house I'm in. It's white, and is really fancy, and the blinds are always closed. I think it's G-....." said C.d.
"C.d? C.d! Damn it!" said Cap. Nate called Cap after his reception broke. "Oh hi Nate. i was just on the phone with C.d. She told me to tell you she loves you. You don't need to explain, I know what's been going on. I'm not blind. Come in tomorrow so we can work on her description of the house." said Cap. "Okay, Cap. See you then." said Nate
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Oooh! I wanna know what happens next! Post more soon!
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then make her write more, tara!!!!!
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