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FOL85NatandMrsGRock · 05-28-2001, 05:29 PM

I have 3 All time Favorite Quotes.. here they are!!

*First Favorite*
(natalie is talkign about what her article was about and blair asked if it was about...)
Blair: VD!?!?!?!
Mrs. G: (scoldingly) Blair!!!
Blair: umm... Valentines Day!!
Mrs. G: mmhmm...

*Second Favorite*
Nat: Maybe there's a reason that Jo didn't say that she was engaged...
Tootie: You mean the one that starts with a P and ends in 9 months??
Jo: YOu idiot! I'm not pregnant!!
Tootie: Whew.. thank god for that one.. mrs. garrett would have KILLED you!!!!

*Third Favorite*
Tootie: (reading Jo's Letter)When I hold a mop, i'm holding you... when i grab a pan i'm grabbing you... when i peel a potato.. i'm peeling you!!
Mrs. G: (unsure about that being a decent thign for a boyfriend to say)
Jo: Imagine.. a guy sayign things like that.. you could die!!
Blair: I certainly want to!!

Haha!!! Ok.. i'm done.. what are your favorite quotes that stick in your head forever!!! I LOVE these cuz they are hilarious and hey.. gotta love the Valentines day One!!!

ks · 05-28-2001, 05:57 PM

LOL--I loved all of those and still laugh thinking about them. Here are a few that stick with me:

(Mrs. G's phony musician son is in town and Blair is stating her case that he is indeed a phony.)

Blair: Trust me, I KNOW a phony when I see one.

Jo: You should, you spend enough time looking in the mirror.

Jo: I was at the library.

Blair: You were at the library? Doing what, reading "Dumbo"?

Jo: I don't have to read "Dumbo", I bunk next to her.

(After Jo threatens to park her bike on Blair's face)

Natalie: She's a breath of fresh air isn't she!

There are just so many, and I used to could quote hundreds of them. Like I said in a previous post the obsession has worn off even though I never miss an episode of FOL, but I still can't recall all the hundreds of quotes I used to know...I like my signature quote too!

ks

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Jo: Why would Tootie do something like that?

Blair: WHY? I know why. To make a fool of Blair Warner, that's why.

Jo: You don't need Tootie for that.
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Adele · 05-28-2001, 06:03 PM

Ok, I have a question. FOL85NatandMrsGRock. You were quoting something. The one where Tootie was reading the letter eddie sent Jo. Ok, in the ones recently aired on N@N, they only say the part, "When I'm holding a mop, I'm holding you" OK, so does that mean N@N cut all of that other stuff out?

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~*Outtie*~

<3 Adele

ks · 05-28-2001, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adele:
Ok, I have a question. FOL85NatandMrsGRock. You were quoting something. The one where Tootie was reading the letter eddie sent Jo. Ok, in the ones recently aired on N@N, they only say the part, "When I'm holding a mop, I'm holding you" OK, so does that mean N@N cut all of that other stuff out?

Adele, the first two times "Teenage Marriage" was aired it had the "potatoe" part in it. It seems everytime N@N airs an episode for the second or third time it edits something out. Perhaps they thought "potatoe peeling" to be too controversial. Ya never know with the guys at N@N. Soon will just be seeing the opening and ending credits...

ks

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Jo: Why would Tootie do something like that?

Blair: WHY? I know why. To make a fool of Blair Warner, that's why.

Jo: You don't need Tootie for that.
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BlairandJo · 05-28-2001, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FOL85NatandMrsGRock:
I have 3 All time Favorite Quotes.. here they are!!

*First Favorite*
(natalie is talkign about what her article was about and blair asked if it was about...)
Blair: VD!?!?!?!
Mrs. G: (scoldingly) Blair!!!
Blair: umm... Valentines Day!!
Mrs. G: mmhmm...

*Second Favorite*
Nat: Maybe there's a reason that Jo didn't say that she was engaged...
Tootie: You mean the one that starts with a P and ends in 9 months??
Jo: YOu idiot! I'm not pregnant!!
Tootie: Whew.. thank god for that one.. mrs. garrett would have KILLED you!!!!

What episodes did the first two come from?

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There are people in this world who get shoved around and there are people who do the shoving
-Jo
****
Cap

id'nt you ever have
a dog when you were growing up.
Jinny:I had a plant once,
Did'nt make it.
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Never know till you try
-My Quote

ks · 05-28-2001, 06:30 PM

Number two is from "Teenage Marriage" part 2. I don't recall the name of the first one.
Sorry!

ks

vienna waits · 05-28-2001, 06:54 PM

This isn't my favorite all time quote but it is pretty funny...

"But don't you remember opening sealed records is against the law."- Sue Ann

"Says Who?"- Tootie

"Dina Shore and Charles Neilsen Riley agreed her."- Sue Ann

vienna waits · 05-28-2001, 06:56 PM

Also this is another funny quote from Adoption...

"Mr. Bradley these aren't Blair's kinky panies they're her fathers."- Molly

-Jeff-

FOL85NatandMrsGRock · 05-28-2001, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adele:
Ok, I have a question. FOL85NatandMrsGRock. You were quoting something. The one where Tootie was reading the letter eddie sent Jo. Ok, in the ones recently aired on N@N, they only say the part, "When I'm holding a mop, I'm holding you" OK, so does that mean N@N cut all of that other stuff out?

yes.. infact the one about jo being pregnant ALSO came from teh episode called Teenage Marriage Parts 1 and 2.... these are from USA episodes that i have on tape.. the first quote is from teh episode called The Source... so many of these quotes you may not know unless you have USA versions of FOL episodes on tape or have seen them... but i DID know that, that part was taken out... but NaN cuts out A LOT of stuff!!! BELIEVE ME!!!

FOL85NatandMrsGRock · 05-28-2001, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ks:

Adele, the first two times "Teenage Marriage" was aired it had the "potatoe" part in it. It seems everytime N@N airs an episode for the second or third time it edits something out. Perhaps they thought "potatoe peeling" to be too controversial. Ya never know with the guys at N@N. Soon will just be seeing the opening and ending credits...

ks

no... i got my teenage marriage on tape from NaN during the marathon and in the first rotation of Facts of Life from Nick at Nite and it DID NOT have the potato peeling thing in it.. ONLY TE USA version of this ep has it.. (well and the NBC version but that's different) so NaN plays the SAME edited stuff out EVERYTIME!!! trsut me! I've been watchign FOL since it first started on Nick at Nite.. and i started taping it then too.. so i would know if more things were edited out later on...

FOL85NatandMrsGRock · 05-28-2001, 08:07 PM

now come on... some more favorite quotes!!!

Please!! I LOVE fave quotes!!

Cokies · 05-28-2001, 08:50 PM

Another go 'round, huh?

Okay, here goes...

I've been sitting here for a couple of minutes, and I can't think of a single "worthy" one.
Aw, hell, here's my signature...

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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday."

ks · 05-28-2001, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FOL85NatandMrsGRock:
no... i got my teenage marriage on tape from NaN during the marathon and in the first rotation of Facts of Life from Nick at Nite and it DID NOT have the potato peeling thing in it.. ONLY TE USA version of this ep has it.. (well and the NBC version but that's different) so NaN plays the SAME edited stuff out EVERYTIME!!! trsut me! I've been watchign FOL since it first started on Nick at Nite.. and i started taping it then too.. so i would know if more things were edited out later on...

I got my tape of "Teenage Marriage" from the first actual run, not the marathon and it has the potatoe peeling thing.

Sure it wasn't the second run?

ks

FOL85NatandMrsGRock · 05-29-2001, 04:50 PM

positive that i taped it from teh first run (not on the marathon) it was on a saturday night... i'm most positive of that... and it was the FIRST Time i saw FOL on NaN and i stayed up until like 2 or 3 in teh morning to tape it.. i have NOT watched that tape in like FOREVER... soo i will watch it and see if it has te potato peeling thing... but it was 2 saturdays before the second airing of the week marathon that aired on NaN... i'll check it, but i don't remember that part and i spent all of the sunday AFTER i taped it watching that 2 parter over and over and i memorized it PRETTY well!! haah!! ok.. common!! more quotes!! here's some more of mine...

Jo: Nat cool it!! Nice girls don't throw trees!!!
-Green Eyed Monster-

Jo: See... it's just franny... Who the hell is franny!!
-Up From Down Under-

Mrs. G: Tootie, how could you do this to yourself!! And your stomach... And the carpet!!
-Growing Pains-

Tootie: Jeez Nat! The next time you want to me walk home with you let me know so i can wear my track shoes!!
Nat: It was getting dark outside!
Jo: at noon?
Mrs. G: (looks at jo)
Jo: Oh right.. you never know when a total eclips just might sneek up on you!
-Fear Strikes Back-

Tootie: Don't you read the national enquirer!! Some of the best people are shacking up!!
Mrs. G: Tootie!! (scoldingly) I'm surrouned by X-Rated kids!!
-Teenage Marriage Part 1-

Nat: Now, how's this?? Delectible, titalating cookies...
Jo: This fair's gonna be a flop!! I got mangled mobiles... X-rated cookies... what else is gonna go wrong??
Blair: uhh... jo...
Jo: No Blair!! I dont' wanna hear it!!
-Starstruck-

Nat: I don't think any of you know what it's liek to be a woman!!
Blair: I know you don't mean that!!
Nat: It means that you're helpless and faint...
Tootie: Jee... I wonder how much a sex change costs!
-Fear Strikes Back-

I could say a lot more but i forgot some of my other favorites... haha.. this should get the ball rolling hopefully!

Livin' La Vida Peekskill · 05-30-2001, 02:56 PM

FOL85NatandMrsGRock, you have "Fear Strikes Back" on tape? If you have the script, could you please post it?

Also, do you know why N@N won't air the episode "Breaking Point" and "I'm Dancing As Fast As I can"???

Oh, and my favorite quote,

Jo- "So things change. Your born, you move on, you die, that's life".

05-28-2001, 05:29 PM	#1
FOL85NatandMrsGRock Senior Member The Lovable Sarah Join Date: Nov 07, 2000 Location: Wisconsin (Same Place Charlotte's From and where That 70's Show takes place!) .... Wish I was in Mayfield USA! Posts: 1,718	All Time Favorite Quotes!!! I have 3 All time Favorite Quotes.. here they are!! First Favorite (natalie is talkign about what her article was about and blair asked if it was about...) Blair: VD!?!?!?! Mrs. G: (scoldingly) Blair!!! Blair: umm... Valentines Day!! Mrs. G: mmhmm... Second Favorite Nat: Maybe there's a reason that Jo didn't say that she was engaged... Tootie: You mean the one that starts with a P and ends in 9 months?? Jo: YOu idiot! I'm not pregnant!! Tootie: Whew.. thank god for that one.. mrs. garrett would have KILLED you!!!! Third Favorite Tootie: (reading Jo's Letter)When I hold a mop, i'm holding you... when i grab a pan i'm grabbing you... when i peel a potato.. i'm peeling you!! Mrs. G: (unsure about that being a decent thign for a boyfriend to say) Jo: Imagine.. a guy sayign things like that.. you could die!! Blair: I certainly want to!! Haha!!! Ok.. i'm done.. what are your favorite quotes that stick in your head forever!!! I LOVE these cuz they are hilarious and hey.. gotta love the Valentines day One!!!

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ks Senior Member Certifiably Insane Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,479	LOL--I loved all of those and still laugh thinking about them. Here are a few that stick with me: (Mrs. G's phony musician son is in town and Blair is stating her case that he is indeed a phony.) Blair: Trust me, I KNOW a phony when I see one. Jo: You should, you spend enough time looking in the mirror. Jo: I was at the library. Blair: You were at the library? Doing what, reading "Dumbo"? Jo: I don't have to read "Dumbo", I bunk next to her. (After Jo threatens to park her bike on Blair's face) Natalie: She's a breath of fresh air isn't she! There are just so many, and I used to could quote hundreds of them. Like I said in a previous post the obsession has worn off even though I never miss an episode of FOL, but I still can't recall all the hundreds of quotes I used to know...I like my signature quote too! ks ------------------ ---------------- Jo: Why would Tootie do something like that? Blair: WHY? I know why. To make a fool of Blair Warner, that's why. Jo: You don't need Tootie for that. ---------------

05-28-2001, 06:03 PM	#3
Adele Forum Regular Member Join Date: May 02, 2001 Posts: 632	Ok, I have a question. FOL85NatandMrsGRock. You were quoting something. The one where Tootie was reading the letter eddie sent Jo. Ok, in the ones recently aired on N@N, they only say the part, "When I'm holding a mop, I'm holding you" OK, so does that mean N@N cut all of that other stuff out? ------------------ ~Outtie~ <3 Adele

05-28-2001, 06:30 PM	#6
ks Senior Member Certifiably Insane Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,479	Number two is from "Teenage Marriage" part 2. I don't recall the name of the first one. Sorry! ks

05-28-2001, 06:54 PM	#7
vienna waits Forum Celebrity avatars are stupid. Join Date: May 18, 2001 Location: Ravenclaw Common Room Posts: 29,783	This isn't my favorite all time quote but it is pretty funny... "But don't you remember opening sealed records is against the law."- Sue Ann "Says Who?"- Tootie "Dina Shore and Charles Neilsen Riley agreed her."- Sue Ann

05-28-2001, 06:56 PM	#8
vienna waits Forum Celebrity avatars are stupid. Join Date: May 18, 2001 Location: Ravenclaw Common Room Posts: 29,783	Also this is another funny quote from Adoption... "Mr. Bradley these aren't Blair's kinky panies they're her fathers."- Molly -Jeff-

05-28-2001, 08:07 PM	#11
FOL85NatandMrsGRock Senior Member The Lovable Sarah Join Date: Nov 07, 2000 Location: Wisconsin (Same Place Charlotte's From and where That 70's Show takes place!) .... Wish I was in Mayfield USA! Posts: 1,718	now come on... some more favorite quotes!!! Please!! I LOVE fave quotes!!

05-28-2001, 08:50 PM	#12
Cokies Senior Member Head Goonie Join Date: Oct 28, 2000 Location: Benicia, CA USA Posts: 1,715	Another go 'round, huh? Okay, here goes... I've been sitting here for a couple of minutes, and I can't think of a single "worthy" one. Aw, hell, here's my signature... ------------------ "It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday."

05-29-2001, 04:50 PM	#14
FOL85NatandMrsGRock Senior Member The Lovable Sarah Join Date: Nov 07, 2000 Location: Wisconsin (Same Place Charlotte's From and where That 70's Show takes place!) .... Wish I was in Mayfield USA! Posts: 1,718	positive that i taped it from teh first run (not on the marathon) it was on a saturday night... i'm most positive of that... and it was the FIRST Time i saw FOL on NaN and i stayed up until like 2 or 3 in teh morning to tape it.. i have NOT watched that tape in like FOREVER... soo i will watch it and see if it has te potato peeling thing... but it was 2 saturdays before the second airing of the week marathon that aired on NaN... i'll check it, but i don't remember that part and i spent all of the sunday AFTER i taped it watching that 2 parter over and over and i memorized it PRETTY well!! haah!! ok.. common!! more quotes!! here's some more of mine... Jo: Nat cool it!! Nice girls don't throw trees!!! -Green Eyed Monster- Jo: See... it's just franny... Who the hell is franny!! -Up From Down Under- Mrs. G: Tootie, how could you do this to yourself!! And your stomach... And the carpet!! -Growing Pains- Tootie: Jeez Nat! The next time you want to me walk home with you let me know so i can wear my track shoes!! Nat: It was getting dark outside! Jo: at noon? Mrs. G: (looks at jo) Jo: Oh right.. you never know when a total eclips just might sneek up on you! -Fear Strikes Back- Tootie: Don't you read the national enquirer!! Some of the best people are shacking up!! Mrs. G: Tootie!! (scoldingly) I'm surrouned by X-Rated kids!! -Teenage Marriage Part 1- Nat: Now, how's this?? Delectible, titalating cookies... Jo: This fair's gonna be a flop!! I got mangled mobiles... X-rated cookies... what else is gonna go wrong?? Blair: uhh... jo... Jo: No Blair!! I dont' wanna hear it!! -Starstruck- Nat: I don't think any of you know what it's liek to be a woman!! Blair: I know you don't mean that!! Nat: It means that you're helpless and faint... Tootie: Jee... I wonder how much a sex change costs! -Fear Strikes Back- I could say a lot more but i forgot some of my other favorites... haha.. this should get the ball rolling hopefully!

05-30-2001, 02:56 PM	#15
Livin' La Vida Peekskill Frequent Poster Member Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: NYC,NY,USA Posts: 91	FOL85NatandMrsGRock, you have "Fear Strikes Back" on tape? If you have the script, could you please post it? Also, do you know why N@N won't air the episode "Breaking Point" and "I'm Dancing As Fast As I can"??? Oh, and my favorite quote, Jo- "So things change. Your born, you move on, you die, that's life".