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|09-21-2003, 06:18 PM||#1|
Join Date: Aug 25, 2003
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Roseanne New Episodes
ROSEANNE NEW EPISODES:
Roseanne Harris Conner - Roseanne
Jackie Harris - Laurie Metcalf
Crystal Anderson Conner - Natalie West
Marie Hastinson - Joyce DeWitt
Kelly Roberts - Joanna Kerns
Becky Conner Healy - Sarah Chalke
Mark Healy - Glenn Quinn
Darlene Conner Healy - Sara Gilbert
David Healy - Johnny Galecki
DJ Conner - Michael Fishman
Lonnie Anderson - Kristopher Kent Hill
EPISODE 1: MOVING LARGER
With Dan dead for three years, Roseanne, Jackie, Crystal, Marie, Kelly decide to buy an old hotel and decide to make it into a house for them all. DJ and David secretly bail Mark and Lonnie out of jail. Becky and Darlene are both pregnant.
EPISODE 2: HAPPILY CARRYING ON
Jackie and Crystal are delighted to find Andy and Angela dating, but Lonnie and Eddie are concerned about Andy's intentions. DJ is stuck watching Elizabeth(Becky's 1st baby), Jerry, and Harris as Darlene, David, Becky, and Mark go out for supper. Marie's ex, Frank,comes back to Lanford.
(Guest Star: Ed O'Neill as Frank)
EPISODE 3: DIRECTING LIFE THAT WAY
DJ takes an directing class and gets straight A's. David and Mark find a girl for Lonnie, which Lonnie is attracted to, but can't stand and turns out to be Kelly's daughter, Candy. Becky starts going into labor while with Marie and Rosie at the grocery store.
(Guest Stars: Staci Keanan as Candy)
EPISODE 4: PRESENTS AND CANDY
Candy and Lonnie start dating. Crystal is happy, Kelly is worried he will break her heart. Darlene, Mark, David, Rosie, Jackie, Lonnie, Candy, Kelly, Marie, Crystal, DJ, Becky, Eddie, Andy, Angela, Jerry, Harris, and Elizabeth gather to meet Becky and Mark's son, Daniel Healy(in memory of Dan Conner).
EPISODE 5: MAPLE SYRUP AND DARLENE
David and Darlene head to the hospital and give birth to their son, James. The family and friends gather to see James Healy, but are shockened by Lonnie's proposal to Candy who accepts. Kelly and Crystal freak and go balistic.
EPISODE 6: THE WEDDING BLUES STRIKE BIG TIME
Lonnie and Candy get married and ask David, Darlene, DJ, Becky, Mark, Eddie, Angela to be part of the wedding. Candy's father/Kelly's ex, Dale hits on Marie and Marie falls for him. Kelly and Marie get into a fight at the reception. Crystal and Jackie entertain the guests and Rosie calms them down. David and Darlene show off James as Mark and Becky show off Daniel. Andy and Angela sneak off and go make-out and get caught by DJ and Eddie. Eddie and Andy get into a fight and DJ tries to stop it until Angela runs down to tell Crystal and Jackie.
(Guest Star: Barry Williams as Dale)
EPISODE 7: THE WEDDING BLUES STRIKE BIG TIME
With Rosie and Candy breaking up Marie and Kelly from arguing, and Jackie, DJ, Crystal, Angela, and Lonnie breaking up Eddie and Andy from fighting; Darlene, David, Mark, and Becky are asked to entertain the guests as Harris, Jerry, and Elizabeth watch Daniel and James. Kelly furiously leaves the wedding, Candy follows her, then Rosie and Marie have a heart to heart. Lonnie gets fed up and grabs Eddie and they head to parking lot, as DJ grabs Andy and they leave too. Angela, Jackie, and Crystal talk about why the fight started. Lonnie talks some sense into Eddie, as Dj does the same to Andy. Marie goes after Kelly and Candy.
EPISODE 8: THE WEDDING BLUES STRIKE BIG TIME
Marie apologizes to Kelly. they make up and Come back to the wedding with Candy. Eddie and Andy make up. Angela and Andy and Eddie are told to watch Jerry, Harris, Elizabeth, Daniel, and James. Candy and Lonnie leave for their honeymoon. Rosie, Kelly, Crystal, Jackie, and Marie relax after the reception, as David, Darlene, DJ, Becky, Mark, and everyone leaves back home. Crystal and Kelly decide to thank Rosie, Marie, and Jackie.
EPISODE 9: ROSEANNE'S WINNINGS
Roseanne wins the lottery AGAIN!!. She buys Becky, Mark, Elizabeth, and Daniel a side by side duplex with David, Darlene, Harris, and James. DJ and Jerry still live with Roseanne in her wing of the hotel/home. Jackie and Andy still live with them. Crystal live with Angela and Eddie with them. Lonnie and Candy decide to move into an apt near the Healys' homes. Marie and kelly still live with them.
EPISODE 10: MARIE OSMOND LOOKALIKE
Marie is mistaken as Marie Osmond at the bank and Marie is offered to move to LA with Marie Osmond's money. Kelly and Jackie plead for her not to go. Crystal and Roseanne deal with missing their kids. Darlene is shocked to see Harris's name in the paper for the honor roll. David and Mark tutor DJ to get into a good college. Becky deals with Daniel's crying at all hours.
EPISODE 11: DJ'S HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION
DJ's graduation party turns out great. Lonnie, Candy, Becky, Mark, David, and Darlene take DJ out, as Roseanne, Jackie, Crystal, Marie, and Kelly find a babysitters for the kids. They find Bernice and Gloria. Bernice, and Gloria takes Daniel, and James.
(Guest Stars: Doris Roberts as Bernice, and Bea Arthur as Gloria)
EPISODE 12: WITHOUT YOUNGSTERS
With the kids at the nannies' house, Becky, Darlene, David, Mark, Candy, Lonnie, and DJ head to Marie, Kelly, Jackie, Roseanne, and Crystal's quiet house. Kelly announces she was offered and accepted a job in Las Vegas and Candy is upset, she wants to move with her mom, but Lonnie doesn't. So, Candy and Lonnie gets a seperation. Kelly and Candy leave and three weeks after they have left, Lonnie gets divorce papers in the mail and Lonnie comes literally crying to Crystal. Lonnie sells his apartment and Lonnie and DJ move into Kelly's old room and wing.
EPISODE 13: ELIZABETH THE TROUBLEMAKER
Elizabeth gets grouchy with Roseanne and Becky, but all nice with Mark and Jackie. Jackie and Mark feud with Rosie and Becky about Elizabeth's behavior. Crystal stays in bed all day because its been 5 years since Ed Sr. died. Eddie, Angela, and Lonnie console her and end up joining her in bed. David and Darlene sleep in right through Harris's School Play early sunday morning. An upset Harris storms off to DJ , but caughts him having an affair with an older woman, a woman 32 years older than him. The woman is Marie! Marie and DJ shush Harris quickly.
EPISODE 14: SPILLING THE BEANS
harris tells elizabeth who blabs to mark and jackie. Mark and Jackie are frightened to tell Roseanne. Harris spills the beans to Becky and David and Darlene. Darlene, David, Becky, Jackie, and Mark confront Roseanne . Roseanne is quit calm until she caughts Marie and DJ in the act. Lonnie, Eddie, Angela, and Crystal get word of this. Lonnie just laughs and Crystal is worried and tells Eddie and Angela to go with Harris, Elizabeth, Andy, and Jerry over to Bernice and Gloria's home to escape the wrath of Roseanne. DJ and Marie's relationship is okied by Roseanne, yet Roseanne said no marriage, which was agreed by all.
EPISODE 15: DAVID'S ART GALLERY IS ON FIRE
David's art gallery caughts on fire accidently. Darlene and Becky tells David they have saw mark smoking outside the gallery. Mark confesses he accidently started the fire. David is furious and tells the family and friends. him, Darlene, Harris, and James are moving to Chicago. Darlene and the kids are first confronted by this and upset. Becky, DJ, and Roseanne try to change Davids mind with Darlene. Mark apologizes several times. David refuses to change his mind. Darlene and David and the kids head home to pack, a worried Darlene's got a final plan.
EPISODE 16: DARLENE'S FINAL PLAN WORKS
Darlene's plan was to move out of the duplex and let DJ and Marie move into their side of the duplex and to move back into the old house of the Conner's. David, Darlene, Harris, and James move into and now own Roseanne and Dan's old house. Mark and David talk in the driveway of their new home and David forgives Mark. Lonnie and Eddie moves into Kelly's old wing. Jerry and Andy move into Marie's old wing. Angela stil lives with Crystal. Jackie and Roseanne are glad to see that David changed his mind. Mark, Becky, Daniel, and Elizabeth deside to make the duplex into a house, kicking Marie and DJ out. DJ and Marie move into Jackie's old wing, moving Jackie in with Roseanne in her wing.
SEASON OVER...please reply...i know some parts were quite confusing
*~*R.I.P. John Ritter *~*
*~*~*~*I Love/Loved Roseanne, The Cosby Show, Step By Step, 8 Simple Rules, Friends, The Simpsons, Full House, Hope and Faith, Married With Children, Home Improvement, and Much Much More*~*~*~*
|09-22-2003, 01:18 PM||#2|
My favorite ladies!
Join Date: Mar 09, 2001
Oh my god! I love your ideas! I would really like to write this continuation show with you if you'll let me! Please repl and let me know!
THE GOLDEN GIRLS!
Sophia: (to Blanche) Fasten your seatbelt, slut puppie. This ain't gunna be no cakewalk.
Blanche: I don't really mind Clayton being homosexual, I just don't like him dating men.
Dorothy: You really haven't grasped the concept of this gay thing yet, have you?
Blanche: There must be homosexuals who date women.
Sophia: Yeah, they're called lesbians.
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