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04-18-2003, 05:46 PM
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Favorite Roseanne quotes
Hello all! Roseanne has said sooo many funny things through-out her series, I was just wondering what were some of your favorite quotes? One that comes to my mind is:
Jackie: "I'm going to do exactly what you would do. You would never let a man tell you how to run your life! I want someone who will love and support me no matter what, just like Dan does for you" Rosy: "Are you insane! Do you know how many years I had to put into Dan? Do you think he came out of a box that way?" lol, typical Bossy Rosy...would love to hear quotes that you all remember... |
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04-19-2003, 12:17 PM
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I totally agree! Her last show had a really heartfelt, meaningful quote.
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04-22-2003, 12:14 PM
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I like....When those soap opera stars came on and they did an ending tag....
Roseanne: "Our daughter Becky left for a year and a half, and when she came back we barely recognized her"
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04-22-2003, 01:00 PM
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Was that that episode with the mom from Lassie, and Leave it to Beaver and two others, can't remember who they were? Where Roseanne is talking about her family?
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04-22-2003, 03:31 PM
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and.....(Roseanne thinks she is pregnant and her and Dan are waiting for the pregnancy test) Roseanne: "Well this is not gonna happen again cause i am just gonna go get fixed" Dan:"You mean get your tubes tied" Roseanne:"Uh no i mean get my knees sewn together" 
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04-25-2003, 02:01 PM
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lol
Good one
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04-25-2003, 03:09 PM
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quote
"life is full of boombies"
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07-31-2003, 07:03 PM
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The Mothers day episode where Becky and Darlean buy Roseanne a trip to the Salon.
*Dan gives Roseannes a nasty robe* "Roseanne comes out and says look what Dan gave me" Jackie- "Its nice, at least its flame retardant" Roseanne- "Yeah, its really retardant" |
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11-11-2003, 03:13 PM
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ok i'm not sure if this is word for word but...
darlene:uh...becky, dj made a sundial out of birth controll pills dj:look' it has the days on already darlene:wow, mom went to vegas without these, she really is a gambler dj:there not mom's Becky:dj! aunt jackie must be looking everywhere for these, you can't make your school project out of them, now go put them back where you found them. dj  k i'll put them bac in your drawerDarlene:you're doing it with mark! Becky: shut up darlelene Darlene:you s*ut |
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11-11-2003, 07:22 PM
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From "Boo!"
Roseanne: "Becky, now are you going to go get dressed or are you going straight to Hell?" From the one where Darlene and Becky keep breaking their curfew: Becky: "Let's face it, even mom and dad can't eat for three hours. I'm going to call the police." Jackie: "You can't...they don't like it when you do that." and later... Jackie: "Now, now, girls. Let's not over-react." Darlene: "They're DEAD!" (Just the way Darlene looks when she says that...cracks me up!) later still... Jackie: "Curfew is just a way of your parents saying they love you." Becky: "I curfew, Darlene." Darlene: "I curfew, you too, Beck." HILARIOUS!
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