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Guys,
Thanks to my good friend "Brother Ralph" from "The Odd Couple Message Board" here is a great scene from the 'Trapped' Episode, which has long ago been edited out of all Odd Couple Versions: After Felix encounters Herman & Florence, and Herman slams dumbwaiter door while muttering "I guess I just don't turn her on anymore," Felix signals Oscar. Nancy: Oscar, there's the signal, I guess he wants you to pull him up further. Oscar: Either that or he's polishing the rope. Oscar pulls. Next scene is Philip in his apartment with chemistry set. Test tubes are smoking, he is wearing a white robe and mixing potions. Felix: (Knocking) Hello, Hello...Anybody home here? Anybody here? I'm sorry to bother.... Philip: (Moves bookcase and opens dumbwaiter door). Felix: Philip! Philip: Ah, Igor, welcome to my lab-or-a-tor-y, good disguise! F: Philip, listen, we're in big trouble here.. P: There's no time, I must drink the potion F: Philip, are your folks home? Philip P: (Mixing potions, begins to drink) F: Philip, hey what are you doing? Mr. & Mrs. Wexler? Hello? Hey, don't drink that - that's dangerous. Don't do that Philip...Philip are you all right? Are you all right? P: (Philip has disappeared behind counter) F: Hello? Hello? Anybody else home here? P: (Reappears with orange wig and buck teeth, rubbing hands) Science Marches On! F: Hey! Philip, this is serious, no more kidding around, come on! P: You must not reveal my true identity! (Rubbing hands) F: Mr. & Mrs. Wexler P: (Slams Door) F: Oscar, lower me slowly O: I'm going to put him on a diet F: Are you being careful? O: Don't worry Buddy, I gotcha, you'll be down in a second! Rope Breaks O: Sorry Buddy, only dropped a couple of feet F: What did you do, cut the rope? O: You only dropped a couple of feet, the rope broke, don't overreact. F: I'm not overreacting, if you say that again, I'll bash your skull in. Nancy: I'm a doctor, tell me where it hurts F: It hurts every place I can mention and a couple I can't mention. What's the difference, we're never gonna see the light of day again! Jack |
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