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Brett Ferino · 12-30-2002, 10:38 PM

I have several stories about a kid now living in North Carolina since May 2000, whom smelled so bad, you'll think he's horrible. He also used to bring in his stinky beethoven doll. That kid's name is Sam Logan.

One day in 5th grade, Sam Logan was sent to the nurses office for smelling awful. The nurse was in there and she wanted him to put deodorant on. The principal came in and started yelling. He did not want to put it on. He said he'll do it when he came out of the bathroom. He was in there for a while and he peed on the floor. When he came out, the nurse did not here a toilet flush. She went in and saw pee on the floor.

One day in 6th grade, Sam did not seem to be feeling well. The teacher let him use the classroom bathroom. He did not know what was going on in there, but he was in that bathroom for 45 minutes. His parent or sitter cam to pick him up. He didnt want to leave. The teacher had to carry him out.

Another day, during recess, Sam saw the teacher on duty. Her bellybutton was showing and he asked her 'Can I SEE YOR BREASTS?

Finally, one day, he took his shirt off on the bus. Weighing 220 pounds, he had boob tissue.

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 12-30-2002, 10:41 PM

what the hell? was that suppose to make sence or something? if there is humor in it, i can't seem to find it???

Hollow · 12-30-2002, 11:00 PM

Do u enjoy telling sick stories about retarded ppl?

Christopher · 12-30-2002, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by Brett Ferino
I have several stories about a kid now living in North Carolina since May 2000, whom smelled so bad, you'll think he's horrible.

Please keep your stories to yourself.

Also I don't think the kid is horrible, I think the kids that make fun of him are stupid. Grow up dude. jmo

Kay Scarpetta · 12-30-2002, 11:21 PM

Ew Gawd, please. If the stories are that bad, please don't tell them unless your using them to emphasize a point

Brett Ferino · 12-30-2002, 11:33 PM

I AM GROWING UP. YOU'RE NOT. I LOVE TO POST FUNNY AND OUTRAGEOUS STORIES!

DarleneIllyria · 12-31-2002, 12:12 AM

Well, lets all post stories from 5th and 6th grade. Let me see if I can remember back that far.

In 5th grade we didn't have a proper school building for most of the year. Some of the classrooms were in actual truth, a trailer. Then towards the middle of 5th grade, they shipped all K through 5th grade into a bigger school.

In 6th grade, I got a lot of detention. That's all I really remember about that year. I got detention so many times. Oh well.

Georgia's on my Mind · 12-31-2002, 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by Brett Ferino
I AM GROWING UP. YOU'RE NOT. I LOVE TO POST FUNNY AND OUTRAGEOUS STORIES!

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 12-31-2002, 12:18 AM

That's stupid.

Hollow · 12-31-2002, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by Brett Ferino
I AM GROWING UP.

Very slowly, apparently.

Are u by chance high?

Brett Ferino · 12-31-2002, 12:23 AM

I AM NOT GROWING UP SLOWLY. YOU ARE MY GRANDMA SAYING LOOK HOW TALL I'M GETTING. LOL

Brett Ferino · 12-31-2002, 12:24 AM

CASE CLOSED

Hollow · 12-31-2002, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brett Ferino
I AM NOT GROWING UP SLOWLY. YOU ARE MY GRANDMA SAYING LOOK HOW TALL I'M GETTING. LOL

Im beginning to wonder if uve really been smokin...cuz ur sure actin like it

Mr. Shy Guy · 12-31-2002, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne

Im beginning to wonder if uve really been smokin...cuz ur sure actin like it

I'm pretty sure he has been smoking something!

Janice · 12-31-2002, 01:01 AM

Put the pipe down Brett.

12-30-2002, 10:38 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Banned!! Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,741	You Gotta Read These School Stories from 5th and 6th grade I have several stories about a kid now living in North Carolina since May 2000, whom smelled so bad, you'll think he's horrible. He also used to bring in his stinky beethoven doll. That kid's name is Sam Logan. One day in 5th grade, Sam Logan was sent to the nurses office for smelling awful. The nurse was in there and she wanted him to put deodorant on. The principal came in and started yelling. He did not want to put it on. He said he'll do it when he came out of the bathroom. He was in there for a while and he peed on the floor. When he came out, the nurse did not here a toilet flush. She went in and saw pee on the floor. One day in 6th grade, Sam did not seem to be feeling well. The teacher let him use the classroom bathroom. He did not know what was going on in there, but he was in that bathroom for 45 minutes. His parent or sitter cam to pick him up. He didnt want to leave. The teacher had to carry him out. Another day, during recess, Sam saw the teacher on duty. Her bellybutton was showing and he asked her 'Can I SEE YOR BREASTS? Finally, one day, he took his shirt off on the bus. Weighing 220 pounds, he had boob tissue.

12-30-2002, 10:41 PM	#2
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo Senior Member A and J Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: .S.C. Posts: 3,058	wtf? what the hell? was that suppose to make sence or something? if there is humor in it, i can't seem to find it??? __________________

12-30-2002, 11:00 PM	#3
Hollow Forum Celebrity Member Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,234	Do u enjoy telling sick stories about retarded ppl? Last edited by Hollow : 12-30-2002 at 11:05 PM.

12-30-2002, 11:21 PM	#5
Kay Scarpetta Forum Celebrity Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 27,957	Ew Gawd, please. If the stories are that bad, please don't tell them unless your using them to emphasize a point __________________ The people who think they know everything about Broadway make me laugh. They've never seen a Broadway play in their life. "oh mi godddd RENT's a mooovie! lyke 525600 minuuuuuuutes!" No. To be a Broadway Freak, you must live, eat, sleep, study, devout, think, obsess, dream, believe Broadway. You must know original & revival casts, soundtracks, performance runs, dates, theatres, numbers, how many Tony Awards A Chorus Line won. You must be Broadway. That's right bitches. I AM Broadway.

12-31-2002, 12:23 AM	#11
Brett Ferino Banned!! Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,741	I AM GROWING UP BEFORE MY GRANDPARENTS EYS I AM NOT GROWING UP SLOWLY. YOU ARE MY GRANDMA SAYING LOOK HOW TALL I'M GETTING. LOL

12-30-2002, 11:33 PM	#6
Brett Ferino Banned!! Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,741	I AM GROWING UP. YOU'RE NOT. I LOVE TO POST FUNNY AND OUTRAGEOUS STORIES!

12-31-2002, 12:12 AM	#7
DarleneIllyria Forum Veteran Gone Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,030	Well, lets all post stories from 5th and 6th grade. Let me see if I can remember back that far. In 5th grade we didn't have a proper school building for most of the year. Some of the classrooms were in actual truth, a trailer. Then towards the middle of 5th grade, they shipped all K through 5th grade into a bigger school. In 6th grade, I got a lot of detention. That's all I really remember about that year. I got detention so many times. Oh well.

12-31-2002, 12:18 AM	#9
AllIWantIsYourClutch Forum Legend peaceout. Join Date: Aug 02, 2001 Location: Illinois. Posts: 53,388	That's stupid.

12-31-2002, 12:24 AM	#12
Brett Ferino Banned!! Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,741	CASE CLOSED

12-31-2002, 01:01 AM	#15
Janice Administrator Forum Celebrity Stormin' Norman Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 34,462	Put the pipe down Brett. __________________ God Bless Our Troops

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