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OMG! That was so funny! Ahahhahhahaha!!!! Great job!


My fav. part..LOl
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Jerry: Oh, this is rediculous. Tell me...do you even LIVE in a trailer park?
Richie: No. I live in a two-story colonial in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Jerry: (Puts his hand over his eyes) Richie...why are you here?
Richie: Oh. Ok. (Richie stands up and clears his throat) Mom, dad, Joanie...there's something I have to say. I...I left the milk out overnight. I'm sorry. It was a mistake, and it'll never happen again.
(Audience groans, a chair is hurled)
Jerry: (Throws down his stack of 'Springer' cue cards) Who let this Howdy Doody-lookalike in here?
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Haha...Whats a pimp? Howdy-Doody LOlOl..

And a nice twist @ the end too!!!
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CamQueen, great! I can see that happening on Springer! I have a huge essay to write tonight so I won't be writing one tonight, I don't know how this week will go, if I'm not free than on Saturday. But I was thinking of a story...what would have happened if Joanie took that modeling job....
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OMG! That was so funny! Ahahhahhahaha!!!! Great job!


My fav. part..LOl
Jerry: Oh. Are you a pimp?
Richie: (confused) What's a pimp?
Jerry: Oh, this is rediculous. Tell me...do you even LIVE in a trailer park?
Richie: No. I live in a two-story colonial in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Jerry: (Puts his hand over his eyes) Richie...why are you here?
Richie: Oh. Ok. (Richie stands up and clears his throat) Mom, dad, Joanie...there's something I have to say. I...I left the milk out overnight. I'm sorry. It was a mistake, and it'll never happen again.
(Audience groans, a chair is hurled)
Jerry: (Throws down his stack of 'Springer' cue cards) Who let this Howdy Doody-lookalike in here?
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Haha...Whats a pimp? Howdy-Doody LOlOl..

And a nice twist @ the end too!!!

Yeah ASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY! That was my fav too, also w/ Lor Beth and Fonzie togteher atthe ehdn, omg Roger and Richie in the tub together omg That would be soooo funny just looknig at it!
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Yeah ASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY! That was my fav too, also w/ Lor Beth and Fonzie togteher atthe ehdn, omg Roger and Richie in the tub together omg That would be soooo funny just looknig at it!
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If it was a Happy Days scsne ,and I saw, id die

Also laast night MsConanOBrien and I ,were talknig on AIM about makign a very soon new thread based on Cona, yep it will be his "If They Mated" bit, but it will be an HD version, like two HD characters marry, this is what would their kid would look like
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If it was a Happy Days scsne ,and I saw, id die

Also laast night MsConanOBrien and I ,were talknig on AIM about makign a very soon new thread based on Cona, yep it will be his "If They Mated" bit, but it will be an HD version, like two HD characters marry, this is what would their kid would look like
That might be cool.
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Yeah, itll be veyr funny
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CamQueen, great! I can see that happening on Springer! I have a huge essay to write tonight so I won't be writing one tonight, I don't know how this week will go, if I'm not free than on Saturday. But I was thinking of a story...what would have happened if Joanie took that modeling job....
LMAO. I always wondered what would happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cant wait to find out!
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OMG! That was so funny! Ahahhahhahaha!!!! Great job!


My fav. part..LOl
Jerry: Oh. Are you a pimp?
Richie: (confused) What's a pimp?
Jerry: Oh, this is rediculous. Tell me...do you even LIVE in a trailer park?
Richie: No. I live in a two-story colonial in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Jerry: (Puts his hand over his eyes) Richie...why are you here?
Richie: Oh. Ok. (Richie stands up and clears his throat) Mom, dad, Joanie...there's something I have to say. I...I left the milk out overnight. I'm sorry. It was a mistake, and it'll never happen again.
(Audience groans, a chair is hurled)
Jerry: (Throws down his stack of 'Springer' cue cards) Who let this Howdy Doody-lookalike in here?
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Haha...Whats a pimp? Howdy-Doody LOlOl..

And a nice twist @ the end too!!!


*LOL* Oh goodness. This had me in stitches! I can SO see Richie standing there all serious....thinking he did the absolute worst thing in the world by leaving the milk out.


~!~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~!~~~~~~

*At hearing Richie's confession, Marion gasps and covers her hand over her mouth*
Marion-- Richard! How could you?!
Howard-- *gags* You WHAT?! I DRANK that milk!!
Joanie-- *watches the audience get upset* Uhhh....big brother, I think you have an even worse problem...
*a chair comes hurling on stage....then another and another*
Ralph-- Hey, it's raining chairs!! *no one finds the joke amusing*
*Fonzie stands up and snaps his fingers. The audience falls silent*
Jerry-- Let's listen to Mr. Fonzarelli. Do you have any secret confessions?
Fonz-- Aaayyhhh....I'm the Fonz. I've got stories that would turn your ears red.
Jerry-- *chuckles* You'd be surprised. I've heard it all. I'm sure nothing you could say could shock me.....
Fonz-- Well, last night I went out with the Hooper Triplets and well....*grins*......I better not say this out loud......*wispers in Jerry's ear*
*Jerry blushes and chuckles*
Jerry-- Oh my! That is impressive!! However, it's not nearly good enough for the show....our audiences want to hear twisted stories. Your experiences are definitely unusual, but......rather normal...
Fonz-- Whooaahh! Did you just call me....*stutters* nooo...nnooorrr....normal?!
*The audience "ooohhh's" at Jerry's just having called Fonzie normal"
Jerry-- Not normal....actually, quite extraordinary. Can you give me pointers later?
Fonz-- *rubs his fingers on his jacket* That's better. Sure, I can give you pointers. The Fonz has compassion for NERDS....
Jerry-- Excuse me?! NERD?! I am no such thing.....*tries to tackle the Fonz, but the Fonz simply steps out of the way and watches Jerry fall on the floor*
Fonz-- The Fonz does NOT fight NERDS....especially not on their turf!
*Jerry, remembering his audience, regains his composure*
Jerry-- You'll have to fogive me for that....Anyway....I read that you, Mr. Fonzarelli, have been having an affair with your best friend Richie Cunningham....
Fonz-- *gasps* WHAT?! Are you NUTSO!?!!
Jerry-- Errrmmmm.....*looks at his cards again* Potsie Webber?
Fonz-- You MUST be NUTSO!!!
Jerry--- *reexamines his cards* That's funny, these have never been wrong before.....Have you been having an affair with Ralph Malph?
Fonz-- Would you like a knuckle sandwhich?! *clenches his fist and snarls at Jerry*
Jerry-- *growing more uncomfortable by the minute* Al Delvecchio? Howard Cunningham?? No...perhaps young Joanie Cunningham?
Fonz-- Will you give it a rest?! I am NOT having an affair with ANY of those people.....but I think my fist has a destined appointment with your face!
*Several guards approach Fonzie, but he gives the thumbs down signal, and they back off.....even Jerry's guards know they are no match for the powers of the Fonz*
Jerry-- *tugs at his shirt collar* My, it's getting awfully warm in here.....can we cut to a commercial break now?
*the camera man nods and they cut to a commercial break*

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LMAO!!!! That was *SO* Funny, CollegeGirl! BRAVO!
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LMAO!!!! That was *SO* Funny, CollegeGirl! BRAVO!
*LOL* Thanks! I meant to just write a couple lines as a reaction to the "milk catastrophe" but it grew and grew and grew.....*LOL*

I guess I just felt the need to clear Fonz's reputation. I think this was more his style.....
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*LOL* Thanks! I meant to just write a couple lines as a reaction to the "milk catastrophe" but it grew and grew and grew.....*LOL*

I guess I just felt the need to clear Fonz's reputation. I think this was more his style.....
Hhaha..doesnt it *always* start with a couple of lines?
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Theme music plays and audience cheers

Jerry: Thanks and welcome to todays show. Todays topic is "I'm Not As Apple Pie As I Seem!" Let's bring out our first guest...Richie!
(Applause)
Jerry: Thanks for coming today, Richie.
Richie: No problem.
Jerry: So...you have something you'd like to tell your family today?
Richie: That's right Jerry.
Jerry: Okay, bring 'em out!
(Howard, Marion and Joanie come out, Audience applauds)
Jerry: So, Richie...what is it you need to tell your family? Let me guess...are you having an affair with someone?
Richie: Um...no.
Jerry: Are you secretly in love with your sister?
Richie: No.
Jerry: Your mother?
Richie: NO!
Jerry: Your father?
Richie: Ew! No...I'm not secretly in love with anyone.
Jerry: Oh. Are you a pimp?
Richie: (confused) What's a pimp?
Jerry: Oh, this is rediculous. Tell me...do you even LIVE in a trailer park?
Richie: No. I live in a two-story colonial in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Jerry: (Puts his hand over his eyes) Richie...why are you here?
Richie: Oh. Ok. (Richie stands up and clears his throat) Mom, dad, Joanie...there's something I have to say. I...I left the milk out overnight. I'm sorry. It was a mistake, and it'll never happen again.
(Audience groans, a chair is hurled)
Jerry: (Throws down his stack of 'Springer' cue cards) Who let this Howdy Doody-lookalike in here?

Meanwhile...backstage...
(Lori Beth and Fonzie are watching on the monitor)
Lori Beth: You were right Fonz! It worked! I never would've thought it possible, but you actually managed to bribe Richie at the last minute not to tell his family about catching me with Mr. C at Inspiration Point! How did you do it?
Fonzie: (Pats his jacket pocket which conceals the Polaroids of 13 year old Richie and Roger taking a bath together) I have my sources. Whoaaaaaa!

I just read this in its entirety! I love it! I give it a HUGE Fonzarelli thumbs up!




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*LOL* Oh goodness. This had me in stitches! I can SO see Richie standing there all serious....thinking he did the absolute worst thing in the world by leaving the milk out.


~!~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~!~~~~~~

*At hearing Richie's confession, Marion gasps and covers her hand over her mouth*
Marion-- Richard! How could you?!
Howard-- *gags* You WHAT?! I DRANK that milk!!
Joanie-- *watches the audience get upset* Uhhh....big brother, I think you have an even worse problem...
*a chair comes hurling on stage....then another and another*
Ralph-- Hey, it's raining chairs!! *no one finds the joke amusing*
*Fonzie stands up and snaps his fingers. The audience falls silent*
Jerry-- Let's listen to Mr. Fonzarelli. Do you have any secret confessions?
Fonz-- Aaayyhhh....I'm the Fonz. I've got stories that would turn your ears red.
Jerry-- *chuckles* You'd be surprised. I've heard it all. I'm sure nothing you could say could shock me.....
Fonz-- Well, last night I went out with the Hooper Triplets and well....*grins*......I better not say this out loud......*wispers in Jerry's ear*
*Jerry blushes and chuckles*
Jerry-- Oh my! That is impressive!! However, it's not nearly good enough for the show....our audiences want to hear twisted stories. Your experiences are definitely unusual, but......rather normal...
Fonz-- Whooaahh! Did you just call me....*stutters* nooo...nnooorrr....normal?!
*The audience "ooohhh's" at Jerry's just having called Fonzie normal"
Jerry-- Not normal....actually, quite extraordinary. Can you give me pointers later?
Fonz-- *rubs his fingers on his jacket* That's better. Sure, I can give you pointers. The Fonz has compassion for NERDS....
Jerry-- Excuse me?! NERD?! I am no such thing.....*tries to tackle the Fonz, but the Fonz simply steps out of the way and watches Jerry fall on the floor*
Fonz-- The Fonz does NOT fight NERDS....especially not on their turf!
*Jerry, remembering his audience, regains his composure*
Jerry-- You'll have to fogive me for that....Anyway....I read that you, Mr. Fonzarelli, have been having an affair with your best friend Richie Cunningham....
Fonz-- *gasps* WHAT?! Are you NUTSO!?!!
Jerry-- Errrmmmm.....*looks at his cards again* Potsie Webber?
Fonz-- You MUST be NUTSO!!!
Jerry--- *reexamines his cards* That's funny, these have never been wrong before.....Have you been having an affair with Ralph Malph?
Fonz-- Would you like a knuckle sandwhich?! *clenches his fist and snarls at Jerry*
Jerry-- *growing more uncomfortable by the minute* Al Delvecchio? Howard Cunningham?? No...perhaps young Joanie Cunningham?
Fonz-- Will you give it a rest?! I am NOT having an affair with ANY of those people.....but I think my fist has a destined appointment with your face!
*Several guards approach Fonzie, but he gives the thumbs down signal, and they back off.....even Jerry's guards know they are no match for the powers of the Fonz*
Jerry-- *tugs at his shirt collar* My, it's getting awfully warm in here.....can we cut to a commercial break now?
*the camera man nods and they cut to a commercial break*
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