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Old 11-17-2002, 01:51 PM   #46
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All these scenes sound so much like something I would see on Springer. Hilarious!
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Old 11-17-2002, 01:59 PM   #47
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ditto, shall we just end the Springer stories? There are some things that just should not be mixed....


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Alright, it's official. No more Springer dialogues or we're all be banned from the site! Wow, those got really shocking! This topic is officially closed to Springer stories!
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Aww. Am I the ONLY one who actually LOVED these??? OMG..Im dying over here! Maybe its because I think Jerry Springer is funny and know not to take it seriously. I couldnt wait to come here today just to read them all!! These things are SERIOUSLY way funny and can be more entertaining than regular fanfic! White_Daisy & CamQueen--TWO thumbsup!! Thanks for making my weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!


OK--Seriously people- If White_Daisy and Camqueen or ANYONE else for that matter still has some ideas for the Jerry thing but dont wanna post them... PM them to me or Email them to me!! Haha. I really did enjoy them, and am probably the only one who didnt take offense to it at all. I knew it was all in fun and games!
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I LOVED THEM TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-17-2002, 09:36 PM   #51
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Aww. Am I the ONLY one who actually LOVED these??? OMG..Im dying over here! Maybe its because I think Jerry Springer is funny and know not to take it seriously. I couldnt wait to come here today just to read them all!! These things are SERIOUSLY way funny and can be more entertaining than regular fanfic! White_Daisy & CamQueen--TWO thumbsup!! Thanks for making my weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!


OK--Seriously people- If White_Daisy and Camqueen or ANYONE else for that matter still has some ideas for the Jerry thing but dont wanna post them... PM them to me or Email them to me!! Haha. I really did enjoy them, and am probably the only one who didnt take offense to it at all. I knew it was all in fun and games!

I liked them too and I didn't find them offensive either. I'm used to Springer's stuff too.
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Alright new message, If you guys wanna post, go ahead. hee hee, it's not my place to close down a topic. And if i think up anything, i'll def. send them over, but tomorrow's monday and all i'm thinking is "war of 1812...jackson." the pain of ap us history!!
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Alright new message, If you guys wanna post, go ahead. hee hee, it's not my place to close down a topic. And if i think up anything, i'll def. send them over, but tomorrow's monday and all i'm thinking is "war of 1812...jackson." the pain of ap us history!!
Hehehe ya. If someone posts something a little to *adult*, TJ would let us know and tell us to take it down a level.
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Hehehe ya. If someone posts something a little to *adult*, TJ would let us know and tell us to take it down a level.

I think i'll write a new springer ep tomorrow....the real reason chuck cunningham had to leave!!!
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Sounds like a good one!
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thought of a new one, i'll write it now. not chuck, it involves someone a little bit more....welll.....i hope at least, interesting...
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Yayy!!!!!!!! I cannot WAIT!
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Me neither lol
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I think i'll write a new springer ep tomorrow....the real reason chuck cunningham had to leave!!!

Can't wait to read that one! lol
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Jerry: On today's episode, we've gone to the bustling (not!) city of Milwaukee to find some secret trysts going on in a not so average, but middle class neighborhood...our first guest is the local police dude, Officer Kirk!
(Audience jeers. someone throws stuff. Officer Kirk walks out)
Jerry: Kirk..
Kirk: Officer Kirk
Jerry: Sorry, Officer Kirk, do you know why you're hear today
Kirk: To keep these hooligans under control since your bald bodyguards can't?!
(Audience jeers! STEVE! STEVE! STEVE!)
Jerry: No, Kirk...
Kirk: Officer Kirk
Jerry: Officer Kirk, we happened to find out about some of your...secret passions (Audience oooh's) and we bring you here today to let you know that it's okay whatever you're feeling. Do you want to tell us, Officer Kirk?
Kirk: I don't know what you're talking about..
Jerry: Isn't it true that you're so angry against local "hooligans" because one of them rejects you in your heart?
Kirk: Fonzie...
Jerry: Why don't you tell us about Fonzie, Kirk
Kirk: It was years ago. I saw him walking down the street with two girls on each arm. They were stroking his leather jacket despite the heat. The sun was starting to get to me. I wondered how it would feel to stroke that jacket. To run my hands up and down that leather. I started to feel angry because those girls were doing it and I wasn't...so I started to whistle and I told them not to make a public spectacle. Fonzie and I had a...an arguement and I reached out and grabbed his jacket. He took it as an insult, but all I wanted to do was to stroke that leather...
Jerry: There's more, isn't there Kirk?
Kirk: I decided that I wanted to be a bigger part of Fonzie's life and maybe...prevent him from seeing girls. So I enforced a curfew on those kids. I thought maybe, this would make Fonzie come running to me. Of course...he didn't. I also tried to run him out of town because I thought that if he didn't have friends anymore, he could always ask me for help.
Jerry: The militia, Kirk?
Kirk: I made him join because...because...I thought it would be rather...pleasing to see him...exert himself. Of course, it didn't work out.
Jerry: Kirk, we have a suprise for you. While you were declaring this, we got Fonzie and had him listen to the whole thing. Ladies and Gents, Fonzie!
(Audience cheers happily!!!! Fonzie walks out and stops)
Fonzie: Woah, Kirk, WOAH!
Jerry: Fonzie...I can understand that you're upset, but remember that things like this-
Fonzie: KIRK! I never knew you felt the same way!!!
(Audience gasps! Jerry is stunned to silence)
Fonzie: All my life, Kirk, all I wanted to do was...make you happy so that maybe you'd want to take me. But those stupid kids are always running here and there, (high falsetto voice) "Fonzie, help me! Fonzie, help me!" I knew they'd get suspicious if I didn't help them. And now...now, I don't care
(They rush at each other and...well....yeah.....they're drifting into MA)
Jerry: Fonzie, as you must know, there are more than a few females in love with you in this town, but we found the one who loves you the most...
Fonzie: (breathless) Paula!?!
Jerry: No, a woman who's listened and saw everything. She was going to come out here today to declare her love. Clearly, circumstances (eyes Kirk) have stopped that. But because we're a show that doesn't care about humility, dignity or respect, we'll bring her out anyway!
(a screaming figure is pushed out. The audience looks on expectantly and gasps when they see it's....)
Howard: (from audience) Marion!!!
Marion: (crying) Oh Arthur! For years, I've fed you and helped you, hoping so hard to become on your beloveds. (shrikeing) BUT NOW I KNOW YOU SWING THAT WAY!!!
Fonzie: Mrs. C...
Kirk: Now, you look here, Marion, Fonzie belongs to me now. You had your chance and now you've lost him!
Marion: (goes over to Fonzie) I've given you kisses everyday, Arthur, didn't you know what they meant??? Those dance lessons. They were the highlight of my life!
Fonzie: Oh, Mrs. C (envelopes her in a big hug and kisses her)
Howard: (climbing out from audience) Why, you dirty, rotten little...
Kirk: Fonzarelli!
(Fonzie lazily snaps his head back to Kirk)
Jerry: Fonzie, which way do you swing?!?!
Howard: (almost out) Both apparently!
Jerry: Well to prove that we're a bunch of dirty, rotten low lives, we bring out more people!
(Richie and Joanie come running through the door and start to beat Fonzie who is trying to hurt them. Steve finishes his jelly donut and runs to go help Fonzie)
Richie: My mother! you miserable...!!
Fonzie: Red, you better stop before my fist swings THAT way!
Marion: Oh Arthur, not my son! Not Richie!
Kirk: Not so fast, lady!
(Kirk swings his hand and slaps her. Marion stands there, shocked. Howard comes running up on stage and jumps on Kirk)
Howard: She might have cheated on me. She might swing THAT way, but she's still my wife!
Marion: Oh Howard!
(Meanwhile Joabie and Richie are still trying to kill Fonzie. Steve looks exhausted)
Jerry: Now wait a minute! WAIT A MINUTE!
(everyone stops)
Jerry: Can't we discuss this like civilized people?
(everyone looks at him strangely)
Jerry: Oh what am I saying? This is Springer! Go right ahead!
(everyone resumes fighting)
Jerry: (people fighting behind him) Well tune in tomorrow folks for "My son has quite the face!"
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