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Old 12-02-2002, 12:15 AM   #136
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Me too. I think of ideas when Im in bed... but forget the next day!!

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LOl. With all this Mafia and ALF stuff going down, I think this calls for a serious Jerry Springer episode!!!!
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I love reading these. I love them... Yes, I think another Jerry Springer episode is necessary.
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*LOL* OK, so we're all ready to read it. Who's going to write it?
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I could just imagne an episode where Richie became a Jerry Springer-esque presenter for a Jerry Springer-ish show.
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Richie: Ladies and Gentlemen, on today's ‘Richie Cunningham Show’, we'll be talking about ‘Men Who Had Sex Behind Their Partner’s Backs’. Let's bring out Pinky Tuscadero!
(Pinky nervously walking on stage)

Richie: Pinky, welcome to the show.
Pinky: Hey, Rich, my ex-boyfriend, Fonzie, said he had something real important to tell me. But I never knew he’d bring me out in front of a live audience.
(Audience oooh's)
Richie: Well, on that cue, let's bring out FONZIE!!!!
(Audience screams hysterically, Fonzie walks out)
Fonzie: Uh, hey, Pinky.
Richie: Fonz, do you have something important to tell Pinky?
Fonzie: Yeah, Rich, just give me a moment (voice starts to break). Pinky, you know we dated at least seven times. You're the greatest people on this earth since leather jackets were invented and I adore you with all my heart. But your kid sis Leather....she's been special to me....verrrry special.....
Pinky: (starts to understand) how...special?
Fonzie: Pinky.....I slept with your sister!
(Pinky gets up to attack Fonzie, but Ralph stops her. Pinky rushes at him and manages to kick him)
Fonzie: I know you're upset. And I'm....s--so--s-sorry to say this, but she said that she’d do it again if she has to!
(Pinky tries harder to kill Fonzie)
Richie: Well, let's bring out Leather Tusceadero!
(Audience boos, Leather walks out on stage and she and Pinky "go at it" on stage, Pinky starts to scream and curse)
Leather: Look, bitch, I'm very sorry to hurt you, but it started so long ago! We had our bits and pieces of affairs when he wasn't living in the house yet. But when you dated Fonzie (she rubs Fonzie's hand), we became very close. All those times I'd go up there for "advice" from Fonzie...yeah...we did more than talk!
(Pinky breaks lose from Ralph and almost kills Leather, but Fonzie steps in and they have a little fight till Potsie breaks them up, Audience: RALPH RALPH RALPH)
Pinky: You’re the little bitch!!!
Fonzie: Ladies, there’s something else……….
Pinky and Leather: WHAT??
Richie: Fonz...you have something to tell Leather and Pinky, don't you?
(Audience: Ooooh, Pinky and Leather stare hard at Fonzie and stop struggling to watch)
Fonzie: Ladies, you can't blame me for this. I was...tired..and I needed someone...you weren't there...I thought it wouldn't amount to anything....
Richie: Let's bring out the other woman!
(Audience screams as a figure walks out)
Joanie: What’s going on here?
Richie: Ladies and Gents, Joanie Cunningham!!!
(Pinky and Leather stare cruelly at Fonzie)
Pinky: How could you give me and Leather up (motions to self and Leather) for a bitch?!?!
Joanie: Leather, Pinky....it's perfectly understandable that Fonzie would want to give you two up for me but me and Lori Beth, we look alike, so people won't suspect anything when they notice that Little Richie looks a lot like Richie...
Fonzie: That's ridiculous. I gave Red my personal permission to father his child...
Richie: You’re right, Fonz
Joanie: And I’m also pregnant and Chachi’s not the dad!!!
Fonzie: I get a call from Chach and he wants me to do him a favor. Well, I get Shortcake a little tipsy....9 months later....sigh, I never knew how accurate I was...
Leather: And so how does this stupid plan lead to an extra affair, Fonz?!?!
Fonzie: Well, you see....I...uh....er...whoa...
Joanie: Leather, Pinky (puts one arm each around Pinky and Leather). I promised this little favor...if Chach would do the Fonz a favor...
Pinky: (glaring at Joanie) Joanie!
Joanie: Pinky, you'll be suprised how much confidence that little favor Chachi gave Fonzie
Fonzie: believe me, ladies, it was a one time thing that....became a two time thing
Fonzie: Well, we're sure this arguement can go on forever, but we have a suprise for all of you. He's been listening backstage and trust me...he's not pleased. Ladies and Gents, CHACHI ARCOLA!!!!
(Audience cheers and Chachi walks out on stage angrily. He walks over to Joanie and hits her over the head. Ralph lets go of Leather to go stop him and she rushes at Joanie. Leather hits Joanie from behind and Ralph stands there laughing till Potsie hits him round the back of his head. Potsie manages to restrain them all)
Chachi: DEATH DO US PART!!!! SOUND FAMILIAR?!?!? WELL WE'RE GONNA PART! AND I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S GONNA DIE!!
Joanie: Chach, trust me, you have...a special...but different part of my heart
Joanie: That baby in your stomach isn't even gonna be fathered by it’s own $@%!$@% father!!
Fonzie: Chach, you gotta admit. You knew that it wasn't you, it was me!
Chachi: Arthur Fonzarelli, you sicko, I'll have you arrested for this.
Richie: Calm down, calm down. Joanie, this is your husband. You knew you were in love with Fonzie but yet you married him and you can't even give the guy a good life?
Pinky: Fonzie loves me!
(Pinky knees her and Joanie sits there, distraught)
Richie: Chachi, you read your wedding vows for yourself?!?! Do you all have any decency?! Why am I asking them that? I'm hosting the show!
Fonzie: Hey, Red, Joanie married my cousin so people wouldn't question our love any more (Ralph and Potsie laughs). Gentlemen, I'm gonna make your heads fly!
Richie: Well, that's all the time we have today folks, but we have one last suprise for you. LORI BETH CUNNINGHAM!
(Audience cheers but quickly dies down when they see how Lori Beth is dressed. She's wearing the same outfit Britney Spears wore in her Baby, One More Time video)
Lori Beth: People, stop this now...
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