Family Affair Episode Guide

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01.Pilot
02.French Lessons
03.Mrs. Beasley Disappears
04.Skivvies
05.Ballroom Blitz
06.Nightmare on 71st Street
07.No Small Parts
08.The Room Parent
09.I Know What You Did Last Summer
10.Space Invaders
11.Works
12.Uncanny Nanny

01.Pilot (60 minutes)

Bill Davis (Gary Cole) and his proper English butler, Mr. French, enjoy a carefree life in a posh Manhattan bachelor pad until Bill becomes the reluctant guardian of his brother's orphaned children. In the hourlong opener, 6-year-old twins Buffy and Jody arrive at the apartment---and waste no time getting into trouble. To the dismay of shell-shocked Uncle Bill and French, teenager Sissy (Caitlin Wachs) soon follows.

02.French Lessons

Mr. French picks out an absurdly difficult private academy for Buffy and Jody to attend, complete with a snooty, money-grubbing headmistress (Jane Carr). Later on, Uncle Bill decides that Buffy and Jody should be home-schooled by Mr. French when they don't quite fit in at the elite private school where he's enrolled them. Meanwhile, Sissy has a run-in with a rude peer (Skyler Shane) at her new performing-arts high school.

03.Mrs. Beasley Disappears

When Mr. French accidentally knocks Buffy's beloved doll Mrs. Beasley off the terrace balcony, he goes to great lengths to find her or a replacement before Buffy discovers her loss. Meanwhile, Uncle Bill shows his warmth by offering Buffy his own childhood teddy bear.

04.Skivvies

Sissy gets in trouble when she neglects to tell Bill and French that her friend Sutton's shindig is an unsupervised underwear-only party. Meanwhile, the twins get new bunk beds.

05.Ballroom Blitz

Uncle Bill enrolls Sissy in his social club's manners and etiquette program for young ladies, but when she rebels against the boring class, Mr. French takes over as her etiquette tutor so that Bill won't be disappointed in his niece.