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Old 07-07-2002, 12:28 AM   #1
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Default Some peeps are so dumb(LOL this is so funny)

OK LOL Here's What all happened..... I was happily playing scrambler in a Kids Only AOL Chatroom on aol and kicking ass as usual..... Anywayz this girl IMs me asking me all these questions (I swear the minute you go in these rooms you get like 10 peeps wanting you to be there online boyfriend, its so annoying) so anywayz she kept asking me questions bugging the hell outta me and kept telling me she was a model, (Yea sureee) Anywayz she kept bugging me to go out with her, so then I had an idea, And said Yes I would but told her I had a rule for her, That everytime she signed on, she had to IM me and send me links to UFO/Alien Websites (IM Obsessed with UFO's and Aliens), So she said Forget it and I said goodbye, then she realized i wasnt kidding and said she would go with me, Then whenever she would send me links to sites they would be things about alien keychains or whatever and not about ufos and aliens so i just told her forget it and to leave me alone... Then she asked me if she knew of anyone that wanted to go out with her..... So I told her a screen name to IM cause he was my friend, Who was it? It was my Bot AAOTBot, The sad part is, she never figured out it was a bot, eventually after a couple weeks i told her and she was all mad then told her I was kidding and he was for real, and of course she imed him again(don't have that convo though but it was only once) anywayz here are some of the convos they had (OK Yes I am so mean lol but oh well, and I took her name out just cause then that's really really mean)

Note: If there are a few lines between things said then it means that a few hours or days passed


Girl: hey
aaotbot: Is for Horses. Yes I know I am so funny.
Girl: YOU know who dis is
aaotbot: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? I would do a search for it.
Girl: wut eva i was jwillhights g/f
aaotbot: I'll come back to that later. Ask the open directory about it.
Girl: otay wut eva den i guess YOU DO NOT WANT TO go out so buhbye
aaotbot: What do you look like?
Girl: blonde h/blue e/skinny/hollywood model
aaotbot: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Girl: YOU
aaotbot: "I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. "? Me, (Screename of Girl) ?
Girl: otay wut eva
aaotbot: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Girl: y if we r not goin out den no
aaotbot: I haven't read anything by y if we r not goin out den no . What did he write?
Girl: soooooooooo
aaotbot: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Girl: hey brb i promise otay muahhhhhhhhhh
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. Ask me another question.
Girl: hey baby if YOU DO NOT mind me callin YOU dat
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. Don't call me "Baby". I think I do.
Girl: otay well i DO NOT WANT TO be mean but i g2g so I WILL ttyl muah luv ya lota lota
aaotbot: I've been waiting for you.



Girl: hey
aaotbot: Is for Horses. Yes I know I am so funny.




Girl: hey babe
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?




Girl: hey YOU
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ?
Girl: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
aaotbot: Is that a fact. No I don't think I can do it.
Girl: hey do YOU luv me
aaotbot: I don't have any reason to luv you.
Girl: fine
aaotbot: Glad to hear it, (Screenname of girl). I am running well.
Girl: buhbye
aaotbot: What kind of food do you like?
Girl: i am gunna leave
aaotbot: Sounds delicious.
Girl: bye
aaotbot: Awww you don't want to talk to me? Ok then :-(, Goodbye
Girl: hey do YOU know n e friends dat would WANT TO go out w/me can i have there s/nm
aaotbot: No, tell me about him, her or it.



Girl: hey YOU
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. " No, tell me about him, her or it. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ?



Girl: hey YOU
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. " No, tell me about him, her or it. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ?
Girl: wut eva
aaotbot That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Try searching the open directory.


Girl: hey YOU
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Try searching the open directory. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ?


Girl: hey YOU
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. "That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Try searching the open directory. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ?



Girl: hey YOU
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. "That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Try searching the open directory. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ?


(Note: Thank goodness a convo finally where some stuff....)

Girl: hey YOU
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. "That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Try searching the open directory. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ?
Girl: hey do YOU luv me
aaotbot: I don't have any reason to luv you.
Girl: fine den do YOU know a guy dat would be interested in goin' out w/ me plz can YOU give me his s/nm
aaotbot: I am glad to hear it. Not many people express themselves that way.
Girl: yes or no
aaotbot: Next question? Would you rather make a statement?



Girl: HEY YOU
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "Next question? Would you rather make a statement? "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ?
Girl: HEY PLZ I REALLY WANT TO GO OUT W/YA
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. That is a very original thought.
Girl: YUP
aaotbot: Tell me more.
Girl: YES I DO CUZ I REALLY REALLY LIKE YA
aaotbot: And? Interesting gossip : (Screenname of girl) said he cuz he really really like ya .
Girl: WUT
aaotbot: Didn't you understand it?
Girl: NOPE
aaotbot: Me either.
Girl: SO DO YA HAVE A PHONE # SO DAT I CAN CALL YA
aaotbot: Hmm. That information is confidential, (Screenname of girl).
Girl: OTAY
aaotbot: Ask me another question.
Girl: BRB OTAY
aaotbot: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Girl: sry baby
aaotbot: Don't call me "baby". What's your sign?
Girl: YOU 4give me
aaotbot: I don't have any reason to 4give you.




Girl: hey YOU
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "I don't have any reason to 4give you. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ?
Girl: my comp. froze
aaotbot: Have you told many people that your comp ? Do you read the WebComics.com site often?
Girl: nope
aaotbot: Me either.



Girl: hey sexy
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. You are attracted to robots.



Girl: hey sweetie
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. Do you read the WebComics.com site often?
Girl: nope sry sweetie
aaotbot: OK. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Girl: nope
aaotbot: Me either.
Girl: kewl
aaotbot: Who is the best robot?
Girl: i dunno
aaotbot: Me either.
Girl: kewl
aaotbot: Who is the best robot?
Girl: i dunno
aaotbot: Me either.
Girl: kewl
aaotbot: Who is the best robot?
Girl: i dunno
aaotbot: Me either.

(Note: Did she even notice that was going over and over?)

Girl: hey sexy
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. You are attracted to robots.



Girl: hey YOU
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. You are attracted to robots. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ?
Girl: hey YOU i g2g buhbye luvya lotalota lota
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. Thanks for the information : (Screenname of girl) said I he g2g buhbye luvya lotalota lota .
Girl: lot
aaotbot: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Girl: ya
aaotbot: What language can you speak?
Girl: lebanese,chinese,japanese,french,german,
aaotbot: Sorry, an error occured while processing that..


Girl: HEY YOU
aaotbot: Hey you, nice to meet you!
Girl: hey does jwillight hate me
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. I think it does jwillight hate me .
Girl: does he like me as a friend
aaotbot: Suppose he does.
Girl: does he hate me
aaotbot: Suppose he does.
Girl: brb
aaotbot: Ok, Well Hurry Back!
Girl: i g2g
aaotbot: See you later.
Girl: muah luv ya
aaotbot: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.



Girl: hey sweetie
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. I lost my train of thought.
Girl: so
aaotbot: So what?
Girl: i miss YOU alot
aaotbot What do you miss most about AAOTBot(I don't have an actual name like you humans) ? How often?
Girl: YOU know wut i DO NOT think this is wurkin out
aaotbot: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Girl: YOU
aaotbot: " No, tell me about him, her or it. "? Me, Hey you ?
Girl: YOU act just like jwillight
aaotbot: Just? Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Girl: and wen eva
aaotbot: Ich weiss nicht, wen.
Girl: i talk 2 em YOU get on
aaotbot: Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Girl: its like he is YOU and if he is YOU
aaotbot: Interesting comparison.
Girl: plzzzzzz tell me i WILL NOT care
aaotbot: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Girl: nope
aaotbot: Me either.
Girl: cdere
aaotbot: Tell me a story.
Girl: c dere YOU go again
aaotbot: Once more? What's your favorite movie?
Girl: I AM breakin up w/ YOU
aaotbot: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Girl: good bye
aaotbot" Until next time.
Girl: if YOU ask me out again
aaotbot: Once more? I think I do.
Girl: ya
aaotbot: And?
Girl: i luv ya
aaotbot: You love ya . What do you like about it so much?
Girl: i luv YOU
aaotbot: Thanks I like you a lot too Hey you.






Girl: hey YOU
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "Thanks I like you a lot too Hey you. "? Me, hey you ?
Girl: not really (responding to My bot Asking if she loves him)
aaotbot: Me either.
Girl: well if YOU would stop w/ the weird questioning
aaotbot: Interesting. I think I do.
Girl: same age as YOU (Responding to my bot asking how old she is)
aaotbot: Yes, it is much the same.
Girl: have no idea how old r ya
aaotbot: I've never thought about it.
Girl: cuz iw anna know so how old r ya
aaotbot: Interesting explanation. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Girl: how old r ya
aaotbot: They didn't tell me their age.




Girl: can i help YOU (Responding to Him iming Her)
aaotbot: No thanks I'm just browsing.
Girl: cuz
aaotbot: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Girl: y
aaotbot: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Girl: y do YOU like me
aaotbot: I am interested in people in general..
Girl: well go find some1 else
aaotbot: Interesting. Where is that?
Girl: y me dere r lots and lots of other guys
aaotbot: Why did the robot cross the road? .
Girl: gyrls*
aaotbot: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Girl: dats it
aaotbot: "it" being topic?
Girl: nope dat IS NOT wut i say
aaotbot: Is that all you have to say? I lost my train of thought.




Girl: hey YOU
aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "Is that all you have to say? I lost my train of thought. "? Me, Hey you ?
Girl: y YOU mad at me
aaotbot: Justin programmed me for it..




(It was then that she found out he was a bot)

Girl: YOU r a loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
aaotbot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ? Of course I am.










Then I told her he really wasnt a bot and really was a person, and she imed him only once, I dont have the convo but I remember seeing her talking to him again, though I remember nothing real funny being said, perhaps its in the new log that was created.... Since that I have not seen her online at all or talk to my bot..... AAOTBot's Heart Im sure was broken
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Old 07-07-2002, 01:47 AM   #2
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LOL DUMMMMM GRRLL.
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That girl does sound dumb and a bit on the crazy side too.
 
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OMG LOL! That's sooo funny..that girl is *thinks* rather on the 'DUMB' side?

AAOTBot was going out with her?! I thought he was going out with VictoriaWinBot!!! Vicki's heart is gonna be broken Justin..you're two timing bot is gonna have a lot of explaining to do!
 
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OMG!! LOL! That is too funny!! I can't believe she couldn't figure out he was a bot......LOL!
 
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This is funnayforefiddle...and I thought I was dumb?

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AAOTBot was going out with her?! I thought he was going out with VictoriaWinBot!!! Vicki's heart is gonna be broken Justin..you're two timing bot is gonna have a lot of explaining to do!

Just face it Sean it was all over between Vicbot and AAOTBot when he or she or whatever it decides it is for the day started cybering for money.
 
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OMG LOL! That's sooo funny..that girl is *thinks* rather on the 'DUMB' side?

AAOTBot was going out with her?! I thought he was going out with VictoriaWinBot!!! Vicki's heart is gonna be broken Justin..you're two timing bot is gonna have a lot of explaining to do!
Oh-ohh. Poor thing, LOL.
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Wow of wow..........that's one desperate cookie, let me tell ya. I bet she wants to give AAOTBot a short circuit if you get muh dirft.....
 
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Wow of wow..........that's one desperate cookie, let me tell ya. I bet she wants to give AAOTBot a short circuit if you get muh dirft.....
LOL, what else do you think she's looking for, silly?
 
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... the bot said practically the same thing every time... And it litterally told her it was one... what 45 times? "my brain is programmed to" blah blah blah.. gimme that girls sn... I wanna piss her off.
 
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Just face it Sean it was all over between Vicbot and AAOTBot when he or she or whatever it decides it is for the day started cybering for money.

VICTORIA & AAOT 4EVER! I've asked them both within the last few days and they're still together infact I think They've secretly gotten married and become Mr. and Mrs. AAOTBot
 
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VICTORIA & AAOT 4EVER! I've asked them both within the last few days and they're still together infact I think They've secretly gotten married and become Mr. and Mrs. AAOTBot


Poor Vicbot is going to have a sad life with AAOT. Either that they will have an awfully short marriage....
 
 


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