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dawsongirl · 06-19-2002, 10:49 PM

Okay, so we have this family of robins who built a nest on our electric meter. It's about 6-7 feet from our back door, the one we use the most. Most of the time the mother bird and the father bird would just ignore us as we went in and out of the door, but now those $%&#@ birds have taken to dive bombing us. We go nowhere near their stupid nest and yet they do that. We can't even walk out our back door anymore. Every other robin family that has built a nest there has been nice, but this bitch bird...

I HATE BIRDS.

ks · 06-19-2002, 10:52 PM

I'm sorry. That sounds horrible. However, it is one of the funniest things I've heard all day. Thanks

ks

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 06-19-2002, 10:53 PM

Carry metal garbage can lids with you. Hold them up and BAM! Flat-nosed robin.

Mr. Shy Guy · 06-19-2002, 10:53 PM

That does suck though.

Kay Scarpetta · 06-19-2002, 10:56 PM

sorry, but that's awful funny.

Why don't you try and shoot them with a tranquilizing gun?

dawsongirl · 06-19-2002, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by Rosa Blasi Rulz
Carry metal garbage can lids with you. Hold them up and BAM! Flat-nosed robin.

Ooo, good plan! But I don't have any.

And if I tried shooting them with any kind of gun, I'd probably hit the neighbor's kid. Picture that.

FOLrocks1 · 06-19-2002, 11:02 PM

LOL...no offence but that's funny.

ISmellFine · 06-19-2002, 11:04 PM

Amy your siggie picture is making me laff.......

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 06-19-2002, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by Maura Tierney
Amy your siggie picture is making me laff.......

Are the rest of those pictures making you...."laff?"

LoL

DarleneIllyria · 06-19-2002, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by dawsongirl

And if I tried shooting them with any kind of gun, I'd probably hit the neighbor's kid. Picture that.

lol- I'm sorry about the birds dawsongirl. Until recently, I had one of those rain frogs right outside my house and whenever it ribbit, it sounded just like a duck. I swear. I think that little froggie moved on. Hope the birds move for you too, dawsongirl.

Montana Ponine · 06-20-2002, 01:20 AM

I'm sorry about your robin family, but that IS really funny.

Hmmm.....maybe if ya tried feeding them poisoned food...? hehehehhe....

Kitt · 06-20-2002, 09:07 AM

Squakin' SOB birds! lol-- My friend put a window in on her house. It was near a tree that the birds happen to hang out in. The birds were confused by their reflection in the window and dive bombed themselves all day long. One was especially obsessed with the battle. My friend taped a couple of those silvery strips that they put on grape vines and fruit trees for the purpose of scareing the birds off. It worked. You could either tape some of those near the door, or to yourself, wear them like earrings or hair ribbons whenever you step out the door. If that's not enough, come out of your door with spuirt guns a blarin' from both hands for good measure.

Polniaczek033 · 06-20-2002, 10:07 AM

LOL! Sorry for your problem. I have something sorta like that. There is a family of house sparrows outside my window. I could kill them! Every SUNDAY morning; squak! squak!

Swimfan85 · 06-20-2002, 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by dawsongirl

I HATE BIRDS.

ditto...they are evil...one ****** in my hair...I was babysitting for this kid and he put his bird on my head...................EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

dawsongirl · 06-20-2002, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by kittflynn
Squakin' SOB birds! lol-- My friend put a window in on her house. It was near a tree that the birds happen to hang out in. The birds were confused by their reflection in the window and dive bombed themselves all day long. One was especially obsessed with the battle. My friend taped a couple of those silvery strips that they put on grape vines and fruit trees for the purpose of scareing the birds off. It worked. You could either tape some of those near the door, or to yourself, wear them like earrings or hair ribbons whenever you step out the door. If that's not enough, come out of your door with spuirt guns a blarin' from both hands for good measure.

Hey, I should try those strip things. Wear them all over my head.

06-19-2002, 10:49 PM	#1
dawsongirl Forum Legend Member Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 52,914	Grrr....stupid robins!!! Okay, so we have this family of robins who built a nest on our electric meter. It's about 6-7 feet from our back door, the one we use the most. Most of the time the mother bird and the father bird would just ignore us as we went in and out of the door, but now those $%&#@ birds have taken to dive bombing us. We go nowhere near their stupid nest and yet they do that. We can't even walk out our back door anymore. Every other robin family that has built a nest there has been nice, but this bitch bird... I HATE BIRDS.

06-19-2002, 10:52 PM	#2
ks Senior Member Certifiably Insane Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,479	I'm sorry. That sounds horrible. However, it is one of the funniest things I've heard all day. Thanks ks __________________ "Ya gotta have a little faith." C.D. DeLerenzo

06-19-2002, 10:53 PM	#4
Mr. Shy Guy Senior Member Member Join Date: Oct 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 7,868	That does suck though. __________________ Det. Butler: Are you on any type of medication Mr. Bean? Mr. Bean: Not that I'm aware of... Det. Butler: Well...you could certainly use some...

06-19-2002, 10:56 PM	#5
Kay Scarpetta Forum Celebrity Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 27,957	sorry, but that's awful funny. Why don't you try and shoot them with a tranquilizing gun? __________________ The people who think they know everything about Broadway make me laugh. They've never seen a Broadway play in their life. "oh mi godddd RENT's a mooovie! lyke 525600 minuuuuuuutes!" No. To be a Broadway Freak, you must live, eat, sleep, study, devout, think, obsess, dream, believe Broadway. You must know original & revival casts, soundtracks, performance runs, dates, theatres, numbers, how many Tony Awards A Chorus Line won. You must be Broadway. That's right bitches. I AM Broadway.

06-19-2002, 11:02 PM	#7
FOLrocks1 Moderator My favorite ladies! Join Date: Mar 09, 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 4,096	LOL...no offence but that's funny. __________________ THE GOLDEN GIRLS! Sophia: (to Blanche) Fasten your seatbelt, slut puppie. This ain't gunna be no cakewalk. Blanche: I don't really mind Clayton being homosexual, I just don't like him dating men. Dorothy: You really haven't grasped the concept of this gay thing yet, have you? Blanche: There must be homosexuals who date women. Sophia: Yeah, they're called lesbians. JACOB

06-19-2002, 10:53 PM	#3
AllIWantIsYourClutch Forum Legend peaceout. Join Date: Aug 02, 2001 Location: Illinois. Posts: 53,388	Carry metal garbage can lids with you. Hold them up and BAM! Flat-nosed robin.

06-19-2002, 11:04 PM	#8
ISmellFine Senior Member Zim Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	Amy your siggie picture is making me laff....... __________________ Milton: "...and it's not okay, because if they take my stapler...then I'll set the building on fire."

06-20-2002, 01:20 AM	#11
Montana Ponine Senior Member Tragically Beautiful Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,524	I'm sorry about your robin family, but that IS really funny. Hmmm.....maybe if ya tried feeding them poisoned food...? hehehehhe....

06-20-2002, 09:07 AM	#12
Kitt Senior Member James Dean Join Date: Aug 16, 2001 Location: California Dreamin' Posts: 6,098	Be a decorated gunslinger! Squakin' SOB birds! lol-- My friend put a window in on her house. It was near a tree that the birds happen to hang out in. The birds were confused by their reflection in the window and dive bombed themselves all day long. One was especially obsessed with the battle. My friend taped a couple of those silvery strips that they put on grape vines and fruit trees for the purpose of scareing the birds off. It worked. You could either tape some of those near the door, or to yourself, wear them like earrings or hair ribbons whenever you step out the door. If that's not enough, come out of your door with spuirt guns a blarin' from both hands for good measure.

06-20-2002, 10:07 AM	#13
Polniaczek033 Senior Member believe. Join Date: Feb 26, 2002 Location: edinboro. Posts: 4,623	LOL! Sorry for your problem. I have something sorta like that. There is a family of house sparrows outside my window. I could kill them! Every SUNDAY morning; squak! squak! __________________ mindfulness.

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