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Warm & Fuzzy · 06-19-2002, 09:34 PM

Another e-mail thing...
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EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

ISmellFine · 06-19-2002, 09:48 PM

Heeeeeeeee! I like those.

KerriBerri687 · 06-19-2002, 09:59 PM

Why are things typed up but written down?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
What does OK actually mean?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down
Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
and finally...If you mated a bull dog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****

Ewan's My Man · 06-19-2002, 10:02 PM

Ok, like, wut was this topic about?

O yea, duh,

Kay Scarpetta · 06-19-2002, 10:03 PM

ooooooo I like those!!!!! I've always wondered things like that

Warm & Fuzzy · 06-19-2002, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
Ok, like, wut was this topic about?

O yea, duh,

LOL, random things to wonder about.

dawsongirl · 06-19-2002, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blair n' Jo Rock
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

Some do. Davy Jones did on some of The Monkees' songs.

dawsongirl · 06-19-2002, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

I can, but then maybe I'm weird.

KerriBerri687 · 06-19-2002, 10:39 PM

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
Why are boxing rings square?

Kay Scarpetta · 06-19-2002, 10:42 PM

When a door is opened, it's called "ajar", so when a jar is opened, why isn't it called "a door"?

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 06-19-2002, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by dawsongirl

I can, but then maybe I'm weird.

Yea I was gonna say that...I can too...

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 06-19-2002, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
When a door is opened, it's called "ajar", so when a jar is opened, why isn't it called "a door"?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sorry.

Montana Ponine · 06-19-2002, 10:44 PM

They really make ya wonder, don't they....?

ks · 06-19-2002, 10:56 PM

Makes ya wonder...

ks

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 06-19-2002, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by ks
Makes ya wonder...

ks

Yes.....*inquisitive look*

06-19-2002, 09:34 PM	#1
Warm & Fuzzy Moderator Forum Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Location: New York City Posts: 10,235	Ever Wonder? Another e-mail thing... -------------------------------------------------------------- EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? __________________ "To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world." ~Unknown

06-19-2002, 09:48 PM	#2
ISmellFine Senior Member Zim Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	Heeeeeeeee! I like those. __________________ Milton: "...and it's not okay, because if they take my stapler...then I'll set the building on fire."

06-19-2002, 09:59 PM	#3
KerriBerri687 Senior Member defying gravity Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Location: you'll find me in Emerald City...I'm the green one with the flying monkeys Posts: 2,866	Why are things typed up but written down? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? What does OK actually mean? Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound? Why do British people never sound British when they sing? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? and finally...If you mated a bull dog and a **su, would it be called a bull __________________ .:[K][E][R][R][ I]:.** So if you care to find me, look to the western sky. As someone told me lately; 'Everyone deserves the chance to fly', and if I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free. To all those who'd ground me, take a message back from me: Tell them how I'm defying gravity. I'm flying high, defying gravity *insanity is like heaven*

06-19-2002, 10:02 PM	#4
Ewan's My Man Senior Member I'll Cover You Join Date: Sep 29, 2001 Location: Beneath the opera house... Posts: 5,674	Ok, like, wut was this topic about? O yea, duh, __________________ Don't you ever wanna be somebody to envy Don't you wanna be footloose and free? Well, you could be the life of the party If you were more- Like me! All you have to do is jump over the moon Moo with me!

06-19-2002, 10:03 PM	#5
Kay Scarpetta Forum Celebrity Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 27,957	ooooooo I like those!!!!! I've always wondered things like that __________________ The people who think they know everything about Broadway make me laugh. They've never seen a Broadway play in their life. "oh mi godddd RENT's a mooovie! lyke 525600 minuuuuuuutes!" No. To be a Broadway Freak, you must live, eat, sleep, study, devout, think, obsess, dream, believe Broadway. You must know original & revival casts, soundtracks, performance runs, dates, theatres, numbers, how many Tony Awards A Chorus Line won. You must be Broadway. That's right bitches. I AM Broadway.

06-19-2002, 10:39 PM	#9
KerriBerri687 Senior Member defying gravity Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Location: you'll find me in Emerald City...I'm the green one with the flying monkeys Posts: 2,866	Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair? What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E. Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car? Why are boxing rings square?

06-19-2002, 10:42 PM	#10
Kay Scarpetta Forum Celebrity Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 27,957	When a door is opened, it's called "ajar", so when a jar is opened, why isn't it called "a door"?

06-19-2002, 10:44 PM	#13
Montana Ponine Senior Member Tragically Beautiful Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,524	They really make ya wonder, don't they....?

06-19-2002, 10:56 PM	#14
ks Senior Member Certifiably Insane Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,479	Makes ya wonder... ks __________________ "Ya gotta have a little faith." C.D. DeLerenzo

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