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Old 07-09-2017, 09:14 AM   #1
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Default The Honeymooners gang takes a trip to Miami Beach, fl)

The Honeymooners gang takes a trip to Miami Beach, Fl.)

(Ralph & Ed are packing the car.)

Ralph: "Good thing that Cassidy gave me his car so we can drive down for our vacation. We will spend it in the sun and fun capital of the world: Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "That was a great idea of yours Ralph-ie boy. When we get to south beach, maybe we can take a tour of the Miami Beach sewers."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Norton, you are one of a kind."

(The girls come out.)

Trixie: "Ed, here's your suitcase full of all your Spongebob Squarepants t-shirts."

Alice: "Ralph,here's your case."

Ralph: "I can't imagine that a man as old as you, still is enamored with Spongebob."

Ed: "What can I say Ralph? I am a big kid."

Ralph: "I can make so many jokes about that statement. Now, help me with these suitcases."

(Ed does and accidentally drops one on Ralph's foot.)

Ralph (walking around in pain, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?"

Ed (yells): "IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU HAVE BIG FEET TO MATCH YOUR BIG STOMACH."

Ralph (yells): "I LOST MY PATIENCE. I LOST IT. PUT 'EM UP!"

Alice (yells): "THERE WILL BE NO FIGHTING HERE."

Ralph: "All right. Now, lets pack everything and after that, I can say: 'And away we go!'"

(They pack the luggage and off they go.)

(They head towards the toll booth.)

Ralph: "Okay Norton! Let me have the EZ Pass."

Ed: "I don't have it. I thought you brought it."

Ralph (yells): "I DIDN'T NORTON AND I HAVE NOOOO DESIRE TO DRIVE THROUGH THE SLOW LANES. I AM GOING TO FRACTURE YOUR SKULL."

Trixie (yells): "THERE WILL BE NO FIGHTING HERE. OBVIOUSLY, THERE HAS BEEN A MISCOMMUNICATION."

Ralph: "All right but Norton, if you annoy me like that again, BANG! ZOOM! When we get to the hotel room tonight, I am the KING of the hotel room. Remember that."

Ed: "You have the physique to match it."

(Ralph stops the car and gets out.)

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT OF THE CAR NORTON!"

(Ed does. Car horns are honking.)

Man (yells): "MOVE IT BUDDY."

Trixie (yells): "THERE WILL BE NO FIGHTING HERE. COME ON, GET BACK IN."

(They do.)

(As they are driving, they sing a song about going to Miami Beach. After that, crowd cheers.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
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