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Old 12-29-2016, 04:45 PM   #1
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Schultz: (to LeBeau)"Ah you're a better cook than my wife."
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Hogan: "Top men in the monster division."

Klink: "You can never be nice to a German."

Klink: (to Hogan)"You call those funny stories?"
Hogan: "I laughed."
Klink: "Dis-missed."
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Carter impersonating Hitler:

"I have one general who looks like a stuffed goose...but believe me, one day the goose will hang high BY HIS HEELS!"

"I enjoyed myself. Love your Stalag...very nice barbed wire. I like barbed wire...makes me feel very warm, very sentimental inside."

"Auf wiedersehen, folks."
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Schultz: Col. Hogan if you ever escape...
Hogan: Yeah?
Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you.
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Colonel Klink: Schultz, into the cooler they go. Throw away the key.
Carter: Don't we get a trial or anything?
Colonel Klink: This is Germany. Although I do appreciate your sense of humor.
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Klink, watching Lebeau kiss "the old lady."

"You know something? Lebeau is really quite sentimental. So am I. I won't give him sixty days in the cooler...thirty days is enough. "
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Hogan: "I wouldn't wish that spot on a leopard."
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Hogan: "This window's closed."

Hogan: "That was no lady...That was your spy."
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Klink: "Now what do you have to say about my tea party, Hogan?"
Hogan: "One lump or two, sir?"
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Klink: - "Those prisoners will be released over my dead body."
Hogan: - "It's a deal!"
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Hogan: "Never argue with the foreman."
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Colonel Klink: If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing; you are ignorant.
Schultz: Oh, I can handle that.
Colonel Klink: I know.
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Carter: "What's a sticky wicket?"
Hogan: "It's the British version of 'Up the creek without a paddle.'"
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Guard: Nein!
Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now.
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