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Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own.
Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.
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Shirley: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, "Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake"... what can I tell her?
Laverne: A lot more than most mothers!
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Lenny: "Me and Squiggy flipped a coin… to decide which of us would volunteer to be your husband."
Laverne: "Aw, and you lost, huh?"
Lenny: "No, I won."


How sweet was Lenny in that scene? I'm a sucker for stuff like that.
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Laverne (to Shirley): "That lady's cruisin' for a bruisin'."

Vivian: "Well I never."
Shirley: "It shows, honey."
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Shirley: I treat my body like a temple, Laverne. You choose to treat yours like an amusement park.
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Squiggly: (To Lenny)"Does the name 'Joey Heatherton' ring a bell?"
Lenny: "Every one I own."
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