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Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own.
Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.
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Shirley: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, "Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake"... what can I tell her?
Laverne: A lot more than most mothers!
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Lenny: "Me and Squiggy flipped a coin… to decide which of us would volunteer to be your husband."
Laverne: "Aw, and you lost, huh?"
Lenny: "No, I won."


How sweet was Lenny in that scene? I'm a sucker for stuff like that.
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Laverne (to Shirley): "That lady's cruisin' for a bruisin'."

Vivian: "Well I never."
Shirley: "It shows, honey."
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Shirley: I treat my body like a temple, Laverne. You choose to treat yours like an amusement park.
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Squiggly: (To Lenny)"Does the name 'Joey Heatherton' ring a bell?"
Lenny: "Every one I own."
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"Hello"

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Squiggy: Can we borrow your sheets?

Laverne De Fazio: Oh God, no.

Shirley Feeney: Why do you wanna borrow our sheets?

Squiggy: Well, we have a couple of gorgeous chickaroonies coming over tonight for dinner and crackers, and we kind of like to get to first base with them.

Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: We figure some clean sheets will bring 'em over the old goal line.

Laverne De Fazio: What's the matter with your own sheets?

Squiggy: They're hard.

[Laverne and Shirley show shocked and disgusted reactions]
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Shirley: (to Laverne)"There is no reason on Earth why Prince Charming cannot walk through our front door."
Squiggy: (enters)"Hello."
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Laverne: (to Shirley)"And there is nothing in this place that will make me sick."
Squiggy: (walks by with Lenny)"Hello, girls."
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Shirley Feeney: What did you call that woman again?

Laverne De Fazio: Banana-face.

Shirley Feeney: People do not like to be called fruit!
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Carmine Ragusa: I once met Eddie Fisher!

Shirley Feeney: Oh really? And just what was his excuse for breaking poor Debbie's heart?

Carmine Ragusa: I don't really know. I gave him the towel, he gave me the quarter and that was it!
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