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Old 03-08-2012, 05:06 PM   #1
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Default Classic Lines From Red! List Them!!!

Crack up beyond comprehension at so many great lines from Red! He seems like a carbon copy of my father in sayings and mannerisms. Love it when he has to spend the day with Fez and they are in the car arguing:

Red: "Start This Car!"

Fez: "Ah, wait, you don't have your seatbelt on."

Red: "I do!!! Now start this car!!!"

Fez: "The little man on the dashboard says you don't!"

Red: "Start this car, or I'm gonna pack you in a crate, take you down to the dock, and have you exchanged for a bunch of bananas!!!!" LOL!

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kelso well it looks like a classic case of hand stuck in vase red how would you like a classic case of foot stuck in as;;
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Line I caught tonight

"Women will sit on anything you do wrong like an egg for 25 years and then the egg will hatch on......"superbowl sunday"


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Kitty: Maybe this SAT thing is a blessing. It'll make a funny story to tell when Eric's a senator.
Red: The word you're looking for is "janitor".
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