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Jack1000 · 03-08-2012, 05:06 PM

Crack up beyond comprehension at so many great lines from Red! He seems like a carbon copy of my father in sayings and mannerisms. Love it when he has to spend the day with Fez and they are in the car arguing:

Red: "Start This Car!"

Fez: "Ah, wait, you don't have your seatbelt on."

Red: "I do!!! Now start this car!!!"

Fez: "The little man on the dashboard says you don't!"

Red: "Start this car, or I'm gonna pack you in a crate, take you down to the dock, and have you exchanged for a bunch of bananas!!!!" LOL!

Jack

70s show watcher · 03-08-2012, 07:02 PM

kelso well it looks like a classic case of hand stuck in vase red how would you like a classic case of foot stuck in as;;

TVFactFan · 04-01-2012, 02:22 AM

Line I caught tonight

"Women will sit on anything you do wrong like an egg for 25 years and then the egg will hatch on......"superbowl sunday"

lol

03-08-2012, 05:06 PM	#1
Jack1000 Senior Member Member Join Date: Dec 05, 2001 Posts: 1,744	Classic Lines From Red! List Them!!! Crack up beyond comprehension at so many great lines from Red! He seems like a carbon copy of my father in sayings and mannerisms. Love it when he has to spend the day with Fez and they are in the car arguing: Red: "Start This Car!" Fez: "Ah, wait, you don't have your seatbelt on." Red: "I do!!! Now start this car!!!" Fez: "The little man on the dashboard says you don't!" Red: "Start this car, or I'm gonna pack you in a crate, take you down to the dock, and have you exchanged for a bunch of bananas!!!!" LOL! Jack

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03-08-2012, 07:02 PM	#2
70s show watcher Senior Member Member Join Date: May 20, 2008 Location: between point place and studio 8 h Posts: 3,208	kelso well it looks like a classic case of hand stuck in vase red how would you like a classic case of foot stuck in as;;

04-01-2012, 02:22 AM	#3
TVFactFan Forum Legend Researching Old TV Info Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Location: StinkaDelphia Posts: 80,397	Line I caught tonight "Women will sit on anything you do wrong like an egg for 25 years and then the egg will hatch on......"superbowl sunday" lol