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12-28-2001, 02:42 PM
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Puns
How many of your know a pun?
What did the tree say to the other tree? Geometry ((GEE...I'm a tree!!!)) have you ever seen a vegetable "stand"?
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12-28-2001, 09:12 PM
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Here's another one...
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck |
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12-28-2001, 09:58 PM
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Um.. why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side  Yes pathetic I know....
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12-28-2001, 10:02 PM
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Why did the seal go to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal. LOL 
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12-28-2001, 10:57 PM
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12-29-2001, 05:46 AM
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Erm...."why did the chicken cross the road...?" isn't pun - it's a joke.
I used to know tonnes of puns and stuff but I've forgotten them all in my old age. I don't know if this counts as a pun but it is a play on words and I found it quite funny - "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." Think about it - it's funny! 
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LOL I've thought about this and I'm confused. I dont get it.  |
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It's hard to explain things like this but I'll give it a shot- Well, "Time flies like an arrow" is pretty self-explanatory. Meaning 'time goes by really quickly'. "Fruit flies like a banana" doesn't mean that the fruit actually flies. It means that fruit flies (i.e. those little insects that eat fruit) like bananas. It's just a play on words. Does it make sense now or have I confused you even more? |
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Oh ok! I get it! LOL |
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Yes I know it's not. I'm trying to think of anything to post. I'm trying to reach 3,500 before midnight on New Years Eve. Gimme a break. I'm 12. I don't know any good puns. I don't even know what the hell they are. |
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Sorry dude, you're obviously under a lot of stress trying to reach your 3,500 FYI - a pun is "humourous use of word to suggest different meanings". So now you know  |
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12-29-2001, 02:52 PM
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Anyone ever sown a cabbage patch?
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12-29-2001, 02:54 PM
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BTW, I'm trying for 1000 b4 New Years!
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12-29-2001, 03:00 PM
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I'm trying to get to 2000 before I go back to school from xmas break on January 8th.
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12-29-2001, 03:20 PM
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Yer lucky, Jeff, we go back Jan. 2, and I get braces *:X* on the 14th! ugh... But then I'll have straight teeth!
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