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Old 08-05-2010, 08:16 PM   #61
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I FINALLY ****ING FOUND AN IMAGE OF LUCY CATCHING THE PROJECTILE TOAST OMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG@!@!sfawefzsdaS SPAZ



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Old 08-06-2010, 12:24 AM   #64
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I FINALLY ****ING FOUND AN IMAGE OF LUCY CATCHING THE PROJECTILE TOAST OMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG@!@!sfawefzsdaS SPAZ



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That's EPIC. Desi looks pretty fine there
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Old 08-06-2010, 08:19 PM   #66
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hany body wan buy a BADASS car?

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Holy crap! What kind of badassary is this?!
A 2001 Black Ford Taurus!
Get the hell out of here!
This car is a god amongst other, smaller cars. It eats dead dinosaur to power its black dinosaur hating heart!
IT ****ING EATS DEAD DINOSAURS!

Ever seen that scene in movies where theres a badass explosion in the background and someones walking away from without even looking back. You know where they got the idea. yeah thats right. This ****ing car walks away from explosions and doesnt even look back. Its lost plenty a pair of Gigantic sunglasses doing this so it just lets his best friend Samuel L Jackson dramatize it from now on.

This is what life is like if you dont buy this car
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...t/DSC00521.jpg
Look at this pathetic punkass. Not a lady in site. Im sure he hasnt been laid since Clinton was in office (everyone was getting laid then. awwwwwwwww yeah)
Now look what happens when you buy the car
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...t/DSC00523.jpg
BAM SON! This car will get you so many girls. Not weak ass girls. Strong ones. To open jars and ****.
All this for only $2100! GET THE **** OUT OF HERE!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...t/DSC00522.jpg
Look at that sweet ass lens flare. Its like im watching Star Trek. FUUUUUUCK!!

And this mother****er comes equipped with an ipod cassete thing. So you can blast Tegan and Sara for ****ing Dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Oh ****! What the ****?! Is that a lego batman Hanging off the rear view? and it comes with the ****ing car?! SHUT THE **** UP!!

So your probably like, "Dude why would you sell such an awesome ass car"
WELL ILL TELL YOU WHY YOU NOSY ASS!!
Im moving to Hawaii at the end of August. Thats right. ****ing Hawaii. Beaches and ****.
And those Coconut Drinks dont come cheap you know. They probably have like a small umbrella tax or something. I dunno. I dont live there yet.
If you wanna test drive the **** out of this and maybe grab some Taco Bell while we are at it.
Text me at (510)331-7089.

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Old 08-07-2010, 01:44 AM   #68
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lmao oh man. I'm sold. And I already have a car.
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Old 08-09-2010, 07:37 PM   #69
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BIKE!

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Date: 2008-07-22, 10:18AM PDT

Bike for sale


What kind of bike? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying "**** YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME".



The bike says Giant on the side because it's referring to my junk, but rest assured even if you have tiny junk that Giant advertisement is going to remain right where it is. I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy **** so I said no way.



The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a bad ass you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's bad ass in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but if you're going to go to that trouble why not just punch yourself in the balls since you're probably a dickless lizard who doesn't like to look intimidating.



The bike is for men because the seat is flat or some **** and not shaped like a dildo. If you like flat seated bikes you're going to love this thing because it doesn't try to penetrate your ass or anything.



I've topped out at 75 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 10 miles per hour. This thing is listed as a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 7 speeds in total:


Gear 1 - Sissy Gear
Gear 2 - Less Sissy Gear
Gear 3 - Least Sissy Gear
Gear 4 - Boy Gear
Gear 5 - Pre-teen Boy Gear
Gear 6 - Manly Gear
Gear 7 - Big Muscles Gear

I only like gear 6 and 7 to be honest.


Additionally, this tool of all immense men comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's testicles and tells people you don't **** around with locking up your bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey *******, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four".


Bike is for 150 OBO (and don't give me no panzy prices)


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LOL "I'm not a bike scientist."
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Lou can fix most anything, if your toasters broke or your phone won't ring.
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Lou can fix most anything, if your toasters broke or your phone won't ring.
last time he fixed my toaster, he added an "UP" setting.

damn thing flew away...
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damn thing flew away...
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