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This is my new Dave story.
here is part 1! Disclaimer: This will be a very short part. VERY SHORT!!!!!!!!!!!!! In my school, Marshall Johnson Academy prep school for boys, the drama teacher Mr. Oleander, was having a play about White slave owners and African slaves. The play was set in 1820, in Georgia. I read the script, and I found that I wanted to be Tukus Alu, a slave. I felt I really connected to Tukus. I went up to Mr. Oleander and asked if I could read for Tukus. Mr. oleander looked at me in surprise. "Are you MAD, Dave? How can you play Tukus? The reason he looked at me in surprise is because I am a White American boy. Tukus was a black man. "No, I am not mad. I just want to read for Tukus," I told him softly. "You're WHITE", Mr. Oleander said. "That would look awkward," he continued. "Why don't you play a slave owner?" He asked me. "I don't want to play a slave owner. I want to play the slave," I answered. Mr. Oleander stared at me for a long time, then sighed. "Okay, Dave, I'll let you read some for the part." I squealed happily. I took the script and read some of it it, as if I were Tukus. I read, "The White man took my ancestors from our beautiful motherland, Africa and forced us to work for him. I was born into slavery and I am now 20 years old, and have never known even one day of freedom. How I wish I had the freedom my ancestors once knew, over 100 hundred years ago. Oh, how I despise the White people. But, my mother tells me not to despise them and to love them instead. how can i love someone who improsoned me and my family unfairly? They even took my father away from us and sold him up the river. Now I only have memories of him. " I conveyed real pain in my voice as I read this. I read it like I was a real slave. Mr. Oleander looked pleasantly surprised. "Dave, you seem to really connect to the character. But,.... it would be awkward to have a White person talking like this. I'll have to let other people audition for this part." "But, I'm great for this part!" I shouted emotionally. "Sorry, but you do not look the part," Mr. Oleander said, softly. I knew what he meant by that. I wasn't Black, so I wouldn't look right. "Thank you for letting me read the part out loud," I told him sadly and softly. "You're welcome," he told me with a reluctant face. I left, sadly. |
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I think a black slave should be played by a black actor. Thats just my take.
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To me, playing another race has never worked. Checkout some of the old hollywood movies (and even M*A*S*H at times) where they'd have some white guy trying to play Japanese or something. There's plenty of actors of all races to go around nowadays.
I still laugh when I think they used a southern Italian guy to play the crying Native Indian in the old littering commercial. Put it this way Janice - two words......WHITE CHICKS. ![]()
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I can't say if it's wrong or right, who am I to judge? I do know though that it's something that I would stear clear from, and would probably find distasteful to say the very least. More important than my feelings though, I can only imagine how some black people would feel about that. I see no problem with a white person playing a black person, or vice versa, I just think when you're dealing with something as serious as slavery, you have to be very careful. That's obviously a very sensitive subject. That's my opinion for what it's worth.
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How about not doing a play about slavery at all.
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I suppose in theory a white male could do this BUT I think everyone would be so focused on the fact that the actor was white. I also think its likely to stir up a lot of resentment and offend sensitivities- and I do think these need to be factored in. So unless the actor is willing to face a lot of ILL sentiment AND is a DAMN good actor - good enough in fact to so mesmerise an audience that they forget he's white - he should skip it.
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Oh my god. Around the time I was writing this story, I watched an episode of Sister Sister called, " Kid In Play." This WHITE girl(really White) was auditioning for a role of a black girl, and she read from the script, "I'm just a poor black girl from the slums." The director said, "NEXT!"
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I guess it could be awkward to have Dave, a White boy play a Black slave. It would be like a Black person playing a Ku Klux Klan member. Maybe not. I doubt any Black person would touch the KKK with a 10 foot pole. The KKK is just nasty.
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As would most whites these days - I sure wouldn't want to portray a Klan member. And yah, you're sort of right with that comparison. It would be too distracting at the very least. |
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OMG - I forgot about that movie!! ROFL Also - Yul Brynner playing the King of Siam in "The King and I"! |
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