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Old 09-17-2011, 11:24 AM   #76
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If I ran a Church, and the one across from me had a bulliten that said "All Dogs Go To Heaven", my Bulletin would read: I LOVE CATS, THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN.
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Old 09-28-2011, 07:42 PM   #77
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I just saw this one a couple of days ago:

"Heaven - All Gain, No Pain"

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Wow thatís really great that outdoor signs are inspiring people. Sign boards are really attractive. I have seen lot of sign board in temple or church to inform people about their timing.
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Old 07-13-2012, 02:49 AM   #79
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Wow thatís really great that outdoor signs are inspiring people. Sign boards are really attractive. I have seen lot of sign board in temple or church to inform people about their timing.
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Our Church had this on their sign today...


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Saw this on a Bumper Sticker 20 or so years ago.

Jesus Saves, Gretsky SCORES on Rebound!
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I saw one the other day that was priceless... it said:
"Sign Broken... Message Inside!"
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Maury is not the only place to find your Father
Sin is a Family of Ugly Relatives
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Hang out with Jesus He hung out for You
Free Trip to Heaven Directions inside
Exposure to the Son may prevent burning
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The Rosebud on the alter is to announce the birth of David Alen Belzer, the sin of Reverend and Mrs Julian Belzer.
A Songfest was hell for the Methodist Church Wednesday
Bean Dinner this Saturday Evening. Music to follow.
Remember the people who are sick of our church and community.
The Spring Retreat will be hell on May 10 and 11
A Picnic will be held at the park this Saturday. Bring a blanket and be prepared to sin.
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The Low Self-Esteem Group will hold their meeting this Thursday. Please use the back door.
Weight Watchers will have their meeting this Monday, please use the double doors on the side of the church.
The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir
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LOL I saw this same sign a couple years ago in Indiana, when they got hit with 3 snowstorms in a row.
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