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Old 06-14-2009, 11:43 PM   #16
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I live in Kentucky and back in January, and I heard about this a few days weeks/days after things had settled down. We were in church and somebody said they pass by this other church every morning on their way to work. They said the sign read: Did you see God or the mess?
That got a few amens from the congregation.
If you didn't see how KY looked on the news when we had Winter Storm '09 (as some people in KY call it. My family does anyway), it was horrible. There's videos of it on YouTube. Just type in Kentucky Winter Storm 2009.
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Old 06-17-2009, 05:51 PM   #18
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I saw this one today "You should only pray on days that end with the letter Y"
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I saw this one today "You should only pray on days that end with the letter Y"
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I remember seeing one that read "Wal-mart isn't the only saving place!!"
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I just saw this one today:

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Here's one I saw driving home from my own church:

"Jesus paid a bill he didn't owe."

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My mom told me about this one: "It wasn't the apple it was the pair."
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One I saw today in Cocoa Beach -

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My favorite church signs is, "Don't Worry, God Forgives Misteaks... " Haha. I LOVE puns!
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