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Old 04-11-2009, 02:12 AM   #1
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Smile Favorite inspirational sayings you've seen on outdoor church signs

"Jesus loves you and He approves this message." (seen around election time last year).

Another church I drove by had on their marquee: "CH CH". What's missing?
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I was once visiting a Jewish neighborhood in New Orleans - there was an add at a bus station that said simply "Jesus Saves." Someone wrote underneath "Moses Invests."

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A church by where I used to live had this sign saying "There's No Business Like Soul Business". I always liked that one, and any 1960's R&B record label could have also used that slogan.
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"Jesus loves you and He approves this message." (seen around election time last year).

Another church I drove by had on their marquee: "CH CH". What's missing?



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Thats always been one of my faves.
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A church by where I used to live had this sign saying "There's No Business Like Soul Business". I always liked that one, and any 1960's R&B record label could have also used that slogan.
I haven't heard that one before, but it's awesome.
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Here's one I caught from the 70's:

He did it all for you. (after Mcdonald's jingle of the time)

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Wise men still seek Him
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This isnt a real one, but did anybody ever see the move Which Way is Up with Richard Pryor??? He plays a sleazy preacher in that one and outside of the church the sign says "Talk to Me, I Talk To God". I though it was pretty funny considering the movie(you'll have to watch it to get it).
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^ That's a great one! I hadn't heard that one before.
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