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lilhave · 01-08-2009, 07:53 AM

Interesting Medical Research

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
MEDICAL CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Harvey

Faith · 01-08-2009, 10:14 AM

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 01-08-2009, 10:50 AM

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01-08-2009, 07:53 AM	#1
lilhave Senior Member Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,286	Medical news Interesting Medical Research 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans. 3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans. 4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans. 5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans. MEDICAL CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Harvey __________________ My List http://www.freewebs.com/lilhave/index.htm

01-08-2009, 10:50 AM	#3
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01-08-2009, 10:14 AM	#2
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