Oregon Woman, 88 Gives Naked Intruder the Squeeze - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Zoneboy · 12-30-2008, 09:36 PM

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PORTLAND, Ore. – The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities.

Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.

catlover79 · 12-30-2008, 09:40 PM

I bet he'll think twice before trying that again!!

Cactus Jack · 12-30-2008, 09:45 PM

LOL wow!

dawsongirl · 12-30-2008, 10:18 PM

catlover79 · 12-31-2008, 12:37 AM

Charles, I love the title you chose for the thread.

Zoneboy · 12-31-2008, 12:46 AM

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Charles, I love the title you chose for the thread.

Thanks but that was the original title of the article so I can't take credit for it.

catlover79 · 12-31-2008, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

Thanks but that was the original title of the article so I can't take credit for it.

Well, it sounds like something you'd make up, anyway.

Jonathan · 12-31-2008, 04:49 AM

Oh my! This certainly isn't something you hear everyday.

Lee · 12-31-2008, 05:28 AM

Maddison will probably say something sooner or later bashing men

MrCleveland · 01-01-2009, 12:44 PM

She really grabbed him by the balls!

80sTrivia · 01-01-2009, 05:47 PM

Good for her!!! Giving the crazy naked intruder the ol' tight squeeze!!!

Jude The Obscure · 01-01-2009, 06:10 PM

Wait, no photo illustration by Charles?

Zoneboy · 01-01-2009, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jude The Obscure

Wait, no photo illustration by Charles?

Doodyville10019 · 01-01-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

ROFL!!!! Good one Charles!!!!!!!

catlover79 · 01-01-2009, 10:12 PM

Are we sure the guy in question isn't...Charles Barkley??

12-30-2008, 09:36 PM	#1
Zoneboy Moderator Forum Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: Carthage, NC Posts: 22,549	Oregon Woman, 88 Gives Naked Intruder the Squeeze Link PORTLAND, Ore. – The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair. That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled. McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities. Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.

12-30-2008, 09:40 PM	#2
catlover79 Moderator Forum Legend God Bless Val Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 67,635	I bet he'll think twice before trying that again!! __________________ "Jesus loves you and He approves this message." "I'm alive. I'm feeling good. I'm trying to live every moment as much as I can." - Valerie Harper, March 2013

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Cactus Jack Forum Idol RonFingSwanson Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 102,106	LOL wow! __________________ Id Love to help you Tracy, but I cant have sex with a black guy, Id lose my endorsement deal with NASCAR-Jenna Maroney,30 Rock April 17,2009 9:02 PM : 100,000th post! [/b]

12-30-2008, 10:18 PM	#4
dawsongirl Forum Legend Member Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 52,914	rofl

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MrCleveland Senior Member Drew Carey from Hell Join Date: Nov 09, 2007 Location: Where we know miracles CAN happen...though it's NOT in sports! Posts: 6,320	She really grabbed him by the balls! __________________ Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things. Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007)

12-31-2008, 12:37 AM	#5
catlover79 Moderator Forum Legend God Bless Val Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 67,635	Charles, I love the title you chose for the thread.

12-31-2008, 04:49 AM	#8
Jonathan Senior Member ******* Join Date: Aug 28, 2004 Posts: 2,291	Oh my! This certainly isn't something you hear everyday.

12-31-2008, 05:28 AM	#9
Lee Senior Member veteran member Join Date: May 23, 2001 Location: Caledonia, Mississippi Posts: 4,015	Maddison will probably say something sooner or later bashing men

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Jude The Obscure Senior Member Retired Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,277	Wait, no photo illustration by Charles?

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catlover79 Moderator Forum Legend God Bless Val Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 67,635	Are we sure the guy in question isn't...Charles Barkley?? Attached Images

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