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Old 12-30-2008, 10:36 PM   #1
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Lol Oregon Woman, 88 Gives Naked Intruder the Squeeze

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PORTLAND, Ore. The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities.

Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.
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I bet he'll think twice before trying that again!!
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Charles, I love the title you chose for the thread.
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Thanks but that was the original title of the article so I can't take credit for it.
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Thanks but that was the original title of the article so I can't take credit for it.
Well, it sounds like something you'd make up, anyway.
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Oh my! This certainly isn't something you hear everyday.
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Maddison will probably say something sooner or later bashing men
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She really grabbed him by the balls!
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Good for her!!! Giving the crazy naked intruder the ol' tight squeeze!!!
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Wait, no photo illustration by Charles?
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Are we sure the guy in question isn't...Charles Barkley??
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