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|06-16-2001, 03:41 PM||#1|
Join Date: Jun 27, 2001
My First Night With You- Jack and Janet's Honeymoon!! [my fanfic]
Hey everybody! Well today is a really really rainy day and im bored so i decided to write a fanfic about jack and janets honeymoon! Hope y'all like it!
My First Night With You
Scene 1- The Airport
[Jack and Janets Honeymoon! They are at the airport awaiting for the boarding call of their flight to the Bahamas!]
Jack: Oh Janet!! Won't this be fun?
Janet: Yes! I've always wanted to see the Bahamas! And it will be more fun, now that we're married!
Jack: Hey Janet, when was the last time i told you "I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!" [kisses Janet]
A Voice: Boarding call for flight 873 to the Bahamas!
Janet: [still kissing Jack] Ummm Jack..?
Jack: Mmmmmm not now Janet! [audience laughs]
Janet: But Jack we'll miss our flight honey!
Jack: Oh. In that case lets go!!! [takes Janets hand, they board the plane]
Scene 2- The Airplane
Janet: Look sweetie theres our seats!
Jack: [like a little kid] I want the window!! [laughs]
Janet: Alright Jack, you can have the window seat. Can i see the brochure for the Bahamas? [Jack hands it to her] Oh wow it looks so beautiful!
Jack: Not as beautiful as you!!
Janet: Awwww thanks muah!
3 hours later....
Janet: Look Jack we're here!!
Jack: Finally! [Jack and Janet exit the plane]
Jack: Let's get our luggage and go sightseeing!
Scene 3- A Very Pretty Beach at the Bahamas
Jack: Here it is Janet!!
Janet: Oh wow it looks lovely! Can you hold on hun I'm just gonna go put on my bathing suit!
Jack: Oooooo I'm looking forward to that!
Janet: Oh Jack!! [Janet leaves]
Jack: Oh boy our honeymoon!! [a young girl named Kelly walks up to Jack]
Kelly: Hello handsome!!
Jack: Oh I'm sorry miss but I'm married!!
Kelly: So what?
Jack: So what?? What do you mean? I'm sorry but please leave me alone.
Kelly: [keeps flirting with Jack] Oh come on your wife won't mind! Oooooo come sit with me instead!! [Janet sees her, she is furious]
Janet: [furious] JACK TRIPPER!!!!
Janet: I thought that now we were married, you would stop with all your other women, but i guess you will never change!
Jack: No Janet thats not what happened!!!
Kelly: Oh Jack you don't have to lie! Of course thats what happened!
Jack: Are you crazy?? Why did you say that!?!
Janet: [crying] Oh Jack! [leaves the beach crying]
Jack: Kelly!!!! Look what you just did!
Police Officer: Excuse me sir is there a problem???
Jack: Yes officer there is! This girl told my wife i....u know....with her!!! And now my wife is crying and won't talk to me!
Officer: Your under arrest miss!!
Kelly: WHAT??? I'll get you for this!!!
Jack: I'd like to see you try!! Oh Janet!! Janet?? Where are you?? [searches around] Oh there you are!!
Janet: Don't talk to me!
Jack: I just wanted to let you know that girl Kelly got arrested. You know you're the only one for me and i love you!
Janet: Oh Jack!!! I love you too!! A Lot!!
Jack: How can I make this up to you??? Wait dont answer that- I have an idea!!
Scene 4- Later in the Evening, at the Beach
[Jack plans a party for him and Janet at the beach with some very special guests]
Jack: Alright Janet close your eyes and dont open them til i say so!
Jack: Alright...open them!!
Guests: Happy Honeymoon Jack and Janet!!
Janet: Oh!!! Look its Chrissy, Cindy, Larry, Mr. Furley, and the Ropers!!! Hello everyone!
Cindy: I hope you're enjoying the day!!!
Chrissy: Oh Cindy its not the day its the night! [snort snort]
Mr. Furley: Hello Newlyweds and did i mention my FAVORITE tenants!!
Mr. Roper: Congratulations kids!
Mrs. Roper: You kids are lucky. Remember what you and me did on our honeymoon Stanley??
Mr. Roper: NOTHING!!
Mrs. Roper: My point exactly!!! [laughing]
Chrissy: Lets have a toast for Jack and Janet!
Cindy: To our best friends Jack and Janet
Mr. Furley: That they may have many memories!
Mr. Roper: Happy years!
Mrs. Roper: A Wonderful Life!!
Chrissy: Hey guys lets leave these two alone! Anyway lets enjoy the party!! [all exit]
Janet:Jack!! This has been the best day of my life!! I will never forget it!!
Jack: This is the start of a new life for us! OMG i love you!!
Janet: I love you too Jack!!! [they kiss, screen freezes]
What did u think?
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