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Old 08-25-2008, 11:51 PM   #1
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Angry this is a public service announcement

the following phrases are not funny:

your mom
that's what she said
oh, burn

usage of these phrases in a manner intended as humor will automatically render failure at any attempt at being funny, clever, cool, or anything else positive. as a side note, if the dingdong from paramore ever grows up and gets less stupid, she'll commit suicide out of embarrassment for writing the lyrics to the childish garbage entitled "misery business".

that is all. thank you and may the force be with you.
 
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fear not, for we as human beings are all sinners. it is a matter of whether we repent these sins or let them consume our souls.
 
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talkin all proper, after posting all that? you are random..
 
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fear not, for we as human beings are all sinners. it is a matter of whether we repent these sins or let them consume our souls.
for this I am grateful
 
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That's what she said!

Can I add "My Bad", "You tell 'em, girlfriend!", "Whatever", and "Know what I'm sayin'?" to your list? Those make me cringe!!!
 
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That's what she said!

Can I add "My Bad", "You tell 'em, girlfriend!", "Whatever", and "Know what I'm sayin'?" to your list? Those make me cringe!!!
all bad phrases are welcome in the family of bad phrases.
 
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i used to say "that's what she said" a lot but i don't say it at all anymore.

i'm overcome
 
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Your mom thinks those phrases are funny.

BURNNNN!!!
 
 


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