Would you buy health insurance from Billy Mays? - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

PunkyP0WER · 07-08-2008, 09:30 AM

you know the obnoxiously annoying guy who sells those cleaners like KaBoom and OxiClean. I just saw him advertising health insurance. wtf??? couldn't they find some old guy like ed asner or something?

Hollow · 07-08-2008, 04:26 PM

health insurance has the power to remove the TOUGHEST stains

EmoJoe · 07-08-2008, 05:10 PM

Billy Mays is my idol actually. he's inspired me to go and yell in people's faces unnecessarily about cleaning products.

*ClassicPinUp* · 07-08-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by EmoJoe

Billy Mays is my idol actually. he's inspired me to go and yell in people's faces unnecessarily about cleaning products.

I personally wouldn't. I don't know how "secure" I'd feel buying something that serious from the KABOOM man.

I am Roboto · 07-08-2008, 05:57 PM

If there's one person who personifies high quality health-care insurance, it's Mr. William Mays. Who wouldn't jump on the chance to own healthcare insurance brought to you by the same fine person who bestowed OxyClean upon the world?

James"Thunder"Early · 07-08-2008, 08:18 PM

No, anyone who sells cleaning products and putty, then decides to get into insurance doesn't sound all that trustworthy.

dawsongirl · 07-08-2008, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by safety pin

health insurance has the power to remove the TOUGHEST stains

PunkyP0WER · 07-08-2008, 08:30 PM

Hi, Billy Mays here!!Do you get sick a lot?? are you on over a dozen prescription meds?? can you wallpaper your house with doctors bills?? then you need ULTRA SUPER DUPER HEALTH INSURANCE. Over 50,000 people have subscribed to my plan and now getting invasive medical procedures is like a walk in the park! people practically line up to get colonoscopies and stomach pumpings because my insurance plan is that easy!!! and when you call now i will send you as a free gift a bedpan with warm to the touch rim and a 20 oz. bottle of orange glo to clean it with!

dawsongirl · 07-08-2008, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by PunkyP0WER

Hi, Billy Mays here!!Do you get sick a lot?? are you on over a dozen prescription meds?? can you wallpaper your house with doctors bills?? then you need ULTRA SUPER DUPER HEALTH INSURANCE. Over 50,000 people have subscribed to my plan and now getting invasive medical procedures is like a walk in the park! people practically line up to get colonoscopies and stomach pumpings because my insurance plan is that easy!!! and when you call now i will send you as a free gift a bedpan with warm to the touch rim and a 20 oz. bottle of orange glo to clean it with!

FREE GIFTS!!!!!!!!!

Zoneboy · 07-08-2008, 08:38 PM

The following isn't covered under the Billy Mays insurance plan:

Gluing your hands or other body parts with mighty putty
Boring a hole through your eye with the awesome auger
Accidental electrocution while using the handy switch
Impaling one's hands with the hercules hooks
Cat or other animal being caught in the turbo tiger vaccuum cleaner
Loss of fingers while using the vidalia onion slicer or vidalia chop-it
Sprained shoulder while using the gopher reach extending tool
Burns while using the steam buddy wrinkle remover/creaser
Loss of fingers while using cutco kitchenware
Etc.....

PunkyP0WER · 07-08-2008, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

The following isn't covered under the Billy Mays insurance plan:

Gluing your hands or other body parts with mighty putty
Boring a hole through your eye with the awesome auger
Accidental electrocution while using the handy switch
Impaling one's hands with the hercules hooks
Cat or other animal being caught in the turbo tiger vaccuum cleaner
Loss of fingers while using the vidalia onion slicer or vidalia chop-it
Sprained shoulder while using the gopher reach extending tool
Burns while using the steam buddy wrinkle remover/creaser
Loss of fingers while using cutco kitchenware
Etc.....

LMAO zoneboy, this is why we need you around

Zoneboy · 07-08-2008, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PunkyP0WER

when you call now i will send you as a free gift a bedpan with warm to the touch rim and a 20 oz. bottle of orange glo to clean it with!

Just pay separate shipping and processing.

InspectorExstead · 07-08-2008, 11:07 PM

i saw the commercial for this on tv last week & i just couldn't stop laughing. i wouldn't buy health insurance from him. but his voice definitely gets your attention. sure, it's annoying...but it gets the job done. lol.

PunkyP0WER · 07-08-2008, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

Just pay separate shipping and processing.

how did i forget the most important part lol i can just picture him saying all this in my mind. this would be a good snl skit

Zoneboy · 07-08-2008, 11:58 PM

As annoying as Billy Mays is, I honestly believe this guy has him beat.

Link

07-08-2008, 09:30 AM	#1
PunkyP0WER Banned!! WAKE UP & DREAM Join Date: May 23, 2008 Location: MACY*S on 34th St. Posts: 1,901	Would you buy health insurance from Billy Mays? you know the obnoxiously annoying guy who sells those cleaners like KaBoom and OxiClean. I just saw him advertising health insurance. wtf??? couldn't they find some old guy like ed asner or something?

07-08-2008, 05:10 PM	#3
EmoJoe Forum Legend weee. Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 70,675	Billy Mays is my idol actually. he's inspired me to go and yell in people's faces unnecessarily about cleaning products. __________________ "I know the difference between TV and reality, Jeff. TV has structure, it makes sense, there are likable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you." - Abed Nadir, Community

07-08-2008, 05:57 PM	#5
I am Roboto Senior Member wtfmate Join Date: Jul 17, 2003 Location: Virginia Posts: 3,776	If there's one person who personifies high quality health-care insurance, it's Mr. William Mays. Who wouldn't jump on the chance to own healthcare insurance brought to you by the same fine person who bestowed OxyClean upon the world? __________________ Chris.

07-08-2008, 08:18 PM	#6
James"Thunder"Early Moderator Whoever's In New England Join Date: Feb 23, 2004 Location: The Apollo Posts: 6,909	No, anyone who sells cleaning products and putty, then decides to get into insurance doesn't sound all that trustworthy. __________________ Esther Anderson: Get thee behind me, Satan, but I'm gon' get behind you, 'cause I'm gonna put my foot in your--- Peggy Mitchell: Get outta my pub! You better pray you get the last laugh, it's a kick in the teeth when you don't get it.

07-08-2008, 08:38 PM	#10
Zoneboy Moderator Forum Veteran R.I.P. STEVE FORREST 1925-2013 Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: Carthage, NC Posts: 22,571	The Fine-Print The following isn't covered under the Billy Mays insurance plan: Gluing your hands or other body parts with mighty putty Boring a hole through your eye with the awesome auger Accidental electrocution while using the handy switch Impaling one's hands with the hercules hooks Cat or other animal being caught in the turbo tiger vaccuum cleaner Loss of fingers while using the vidalia onion slicer or vidalia chop-it Sprained shoulder while using the gopher reach extending tool Burns while using the steam buddy wrinkle remover/creaser Loss of fingers while using cutco kitchenware Etc..... __________________ *"It's the way things are. A big tree falls and a new one grows right out of the same ground. Old animals die and young ones take their places. Even people step aside when it's time."* (R.G. Armstrong as the Contractor in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark")

07-08-2008, 04:26 PM	#2
Hollow Forum Celebrity Member Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,234	health insurance has the power to remove the TOUGHEST stains

07-08-2008, 08:30 PM	#8
PunkyP0WER Banned!! WAKE UP & DREAM Join Date: May 23, 2008 Location: MACY*S on 34th St. Posts: 1,901	Hi, Billy Mays here!!Do you get sick a lot?? are you on over a dozen prescription meds?? can you wallpaper your house with doctors bills?? then you need ULTRA SUPER DUPER HEALTH INSURANCE. Over 50,000 people have subscribed to my plan and now getting invasive medical procedures is like a walk in the park! people practically line up to get colonoscopies and stomach pumpings because my insurance plan is that easy!!! and when you call now i will send you as a free gift a bedpan with warm to the touch rim and a 20 oz. bottle of orange glo to clean it with!

07-08-2008, 11:07 PM	#13
InspectorExstead Forum Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 29, 2001 Location: The Golden State Posts: 12,882	i saw the commercial for this on tv last week & i just couldn't stop laughing. i wouldn't buy health insurance from him. but his voice definitely gets your attention. sure, it's annoying...but it gets the job done. lol. __________________ They killed my sister because she asked: "Where is my vote?" http://sosiran.com/ http://tapeshhd.com/index.php

07-08-2008, 11:58 PM	#15
Zoneboy Moderator Forum Veteran R.I.P. STEVE FORREST 1925-2013 Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: Carthage, NC Posts: 22,571	As annoying as Billy Mays is, I honestly believe this guy has him beat. Link

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