I have a trillion dollar bill!

[Janice Johnson]

I went to a gas station, and they had a little basket, full of trillion dollar bills, and on top of that basket, a sign said, " Buy a trillion dollar bill for only one dollar, and you will get good luck!". I decided, "What the hell, I have a lot of money on me, and it's just one dollar, I'll buy it for the fun of it .. Shortly after I bought it, I found $20.00. Then, later, at a library, I had previously used up all of my chances(My library gives patrons three chances to use the computer and check out library books without a card). I was about to buy a new card, because I had already used all three, when the librarian said, "You don't have to buy a new card today to use the library. They're is no note on your records that you have already used your three chances." I used the library again with no card(which is actually my 4th time) !Thank you trillion dollar bill!