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Old 04-01-2008, 02:16 AM   #1
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Default Regarding the Logo: Reward Offered For Information Leading To Solved Case

REWARD AVAILABLE FOR INFORMATION
LEADING TO DETAINMENT AND CAPTURE
OF NOTORIOUS TV SHOOTER


The infamous Sitcoms Online TV, long a staple of public domain clipart packages, was critically wounded.

At approximately 12:43 AM on the morning of Tuesday, April 1st 2008, gunshots were heard in the vicitiny of the Sitcoms Online Message Boards.

At the time, site graphic designer Seth Thrasher was working diligently on a Photoshop-based prank for the Chit Chat board involving Web 2.0 (sites like Flickr, Frappr, Youtube, etc). that would see the Chit Chat board's graphics changed to shades of light blue and pink, the head guys "fired", and a Catchy SloganTM instated.

While working on this graphics package, Mr. Thrasher overheard the gunshots and rushed to the Forum, where he witnessed the damage firsthand.

"It was the most horrible sight I've ever seen", Mr. Thrasher stated. "This logo was one of my finer works, and to see it treated so brutally is a shame. I want to see whoever done this brought to justice"

When reach for comment, site owner Todd "TJ" Fuller laughed out loud (commonly referred to as "LOL'ing"), accused this serious matter of being some sort of joke, and then mentioned that he failed to get the Web 2.0 prank planned. Regarding the shooting of the TV, he had no comment.

If YOU can provide any information leading to the detainment of the TV Shooter, please contact the senior investigator in this case, AccountBot.

The Red and Blue Heads, longtime Chit Chat mascots, have been taken in for questioning regarding their whereabouts during the investigation. You may continue to see the TV elsewhere on the site. Do not be alarmed. These are historical photographs of the departed. You can tell their age as they're from before the TV's facelift and tanning work.

Thanks for your time.



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Thank you for your information. Please note that sensitive information regarding the chronology of this case should only be disclosed to Accountbot.

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Ok
 
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LOL

There, in all caps
 
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[Scooby yelps, then jumps into Shaggy's arms]
Fred: You're right, Scoob, we're dealing with one sick son of a bitch!
 
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Quote:
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[Scooby yelps, then jumps into Shaggy's arms]
Fred: You're right, Scoob, we're dealing with one sick son of a bitch!


and at this thread
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Quote:
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[Scooby yelps, then jumps into Shaggy's arms]
Fred: You're right, Scoob, we're dealing with one sick son of a bitch!
LOL
 
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Based on information provided by the Head Guys, statuses have been updated relative to the case.
 
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i didnt do nothing
 
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i didnt do nothing
Me neither really
 
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Me neither really
REALLY?

clearly Jack is the one who did it.
 
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REALLY?

clearly Jack is the one who did it.
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The head guys have been released from custody, though they don't seem to remember quite what day it is at the moment.
 
 


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