Regarding the Logo: Reward Offered For Information Leading To Solved Case

Seth · 04-01-2008, 01:16 AM

REWARD AVAILABLE FOR INFORMATION
LEADING TO DETAINMENT AND CAPTURE
OF NOTORIOUS TV SHOOTER

The infamous Sitcoms Online TV, long a staple of public domain clipart packages, was critically wounded.

At approximately 12:43 AM on the morning of Tuesday, April 1st 2008, gunshots were heard in the vicitiny of the Sitcoms Online Message Boards.

At the time, site graphic designer Seth Thrasher was working diligently on a Photoshop-based prank for the Chit Chat board involving Web 2.0 (sites like Flickr, Frappr, Youtube, etc). that would see the Chit Chat board's graphics changed to shades of light blue and pink, the head guys "fired", and a Catchy SloganTM instated.

While working on this graphics package, Mr. Thrasher overheard the gunshots and rushed to the Forum, where he witnessed the damage firsthand.

"It was the most horrible sight I've ever seen", Mr. Thrasher stated. "This logo was one of my finer works, and to see it treated so brutally is a shame. I want to see whoever done this brought to justice"

When reach for comment, site owner Todd "TJ" Fuller laughed out loud (commonly referred to as "LOL'ing"), accused this serious matter of being some sort of joke, and then mentioned that he failed to get the Web 2.0 prank planned. Regarding the shooting of the TV, he had no comment.

If YOU can provide any information leading to the detainment of the TV Shooter, please contact the senior investigator in this case, AccountBot.

The Red and Blue Heads, longtime Chit Chat mascots, have been taken in for questioning regarding their whereabouts during the investigation. You may continue to see the TV elsewhere on the site. Do not be alarmed. These are historical photographs of the departed. You can tell their age as they're from before the TV's facelift and tanning work.

Thanks for your time.

Related images to follow:
1)The now-deceased television icon
2)What Mr. Thrasher was working on at the time.

Cactus Jack · 04-01-2008, 01:24 AM

Thank you for your information.

-Seth

Cactus Jack · 04-01-2008, 01:31 AM

Thank you for your information. Please note that sensitive information regarding the chronology of this case should only be disclosed to Accountbot.

-Seth

Cactus Jack · 04-01-2008, 01:35 AM

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 04-01-2008, 11:40 AM

Cactus Jack · 04-01-2008, 11:41 AM

LOL

There, in all caps

nmnf920 · 04-01-2008, 11:57 AM

[Scooby yelps, then jumps into Shaggy's arms]
Fred: You're right, Scoob, we're dealing with one sick son of a bitch!

EmoJoe · 04-01-2008, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safety pin

[Scooby yelps, then jumps into Shaggy's arms]
Fred: You're right, Scoob, we're dealing with one sick son of a bitch!

and

at this thread

Cactus Jack · 04-01-2008, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safety pin

[Scooby yelps, then jumps into Shaggy's arms]
Fred: You're right, Scoob, we're dealing with one sick son of a bitch!

LOL

Seth · 04-01-2008, 03:03 PM

Based on information provided by the Head Guys, statuses have been updated relative to the case.

EmoJoe · 04-01-2008, 03:21 PM

i didnt do nothing

Cactus Jack · 04-01-2008, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmoJoe

i didnt do nothing

Me neither really

EmoJoe · 04-01-2008, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cactus Jack

Me neither really

REALLY?

clearly Jack is the one who did it.

Cactus Jack · 04-01-2008, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmoJoe

REALLY?

clearly Jack is the one who did it.

NOPE

Seth · 04-01-2008, 07:31 PM

The head guys have been released from custody, though they don't seem to remember quite what day it is at the moment.

04-01-2008, 01:16 AM	#1
Seth Administrator Be Back Later Join Date: Jan 07, 2001 Posts: 7,098	Regarding the Logo: Reward Offered For Information Leading To Solved Case REWARD AVAILABLE FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO DETAINMENT AND CAPTURE OF NOTORIOUS TV SHOOTER The infamous Sitcoms Online TV, long a staple of public domain clipart packages, was critically wounded. At approximately 12:43 AM on the morning of Tuesday, April 1st 2008, gunshots were heard in the vicitiny of the Sitcoms Online Message Boards. At the time, site graphic designer Seth Thrasher was working diligently on a Photoshop-based prank for the Chit Chat board involving Web 2.0 (sites like Flickr, Frappr, Youtube, etc). that would see the Chit Chat board's graphics changed to shades of light blue and pink, the head guys "fired", and a Catchy SloganTM instated. While working on this graphics package, Mr. Thrasher overheard the gunshots and rushed to the Forum, where he witnessed the damage firsthand. "It was the most horrible sight I've ever seen", Mr. Thrasher stated. "This logo was one of my finer works, and to see it treated so brutally is a shame. I want to see whoever done this brought to justice" When reach for comment, site owner Todd "TJ" Fuller laughed out loud (commonly referred to as "LOL'ing"), accused this serious matter of being some sort of joke, and then mentioned that he failed to get the Web 2.0 prank planned. Regarding the shooting of the TV, he had no comment. If YOU can provide any information leading to the detainment of the TV Shooter, please contact the senior investigator in this case, AccountBot. The Red and Blue Heads, longtime Chit Chat mascots, have been taken in for questioning regarding their whereabouts during the investigation. You may continue to see the TV elsewhere on the site. Do not be alarmed. These are historical photographs of the departed. You can tell their age as they're from before the TV's facelift and tanning work. Thanks for your time. Related images to follow: 1)The now-deceased television icon 2)What Mr. Thrasher was working on at the time. Attached Images __________________ Seth Last edited by Seth : 04-01-2008 at 03:30 AM.

04-01-2008, 01:24 AM	#2
Cactus Jack Forum Idol SUPERBAD Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 100,787	Thank you for your information. -Seth __________________ SNL SEASON PREMIERE: Megan fox/U2 9/26/09 SNL Weekend Update Thursday 9/24 -10/8/09 Jack's MySpace My DVD Collection April 17,2009 9:02 PM : 100,000th post! [b] [

04-01-2008, 01:35 AM	#4
Cactus Jack Forum Idol SUPERBAD Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 100,787	Ok

04-01-2008, 11:40 AM	#5
Pleasant Tomorrow Forum Legend .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. :.:. Join Date: Feb 19, 2003 Location: New York Posts: 66,573	__________________ .:Ashlee:. "Once during a taping there was an actor who kept blowing his lines. It happened again and again. Finally Norman Fell came out-he wasn't even in that scene. But Norman came out and you know what he did? He killed the guy with a hammer." -John Ritter

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04-01-2008, 01:31 AM	#3
Cactus Jack Forum Idol SUPERBAD Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 100,787	Thank you for your information. Please note that sensitive information regarding the chronology of this case should only be disclosed to Accountbot. -Seth

04-01-2008, 11:41 AM	#6
Cactus Jack Forum Idol SUPERBAD Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 100,787	LOL There, in all caps

04-01-2008, 11:57 AM	#7
nmnf920 Forum Celebrity Member Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,209	[Scooby yelps, then jumps into Shaggy's arms] Fred: You're right, Scoob, we're dealing with one sick son of a bitch!

04-01-2008, 03:03 PM	#10
Seth Administrator Be Back Later Join Date: Jan 07, 2001 Posts: 7,098	Based on information provided by the Head Guys, statuses have been updated relative to the case.

04-01-2008, 03:21 PM	#11
EmoJoe Forum Legend Davidatia Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: Salt Lake City, Utah Posts: 69,106	i didnt do nothing

04-01-2008, 07:31 PM	#15
Seth Administrator Be Back Later Join Date: Jan 07, 2001 Posts: 7,098	The head guys have been released from custody, though they don't seem to remember quite what day it is at the moment.

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