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Old 11-08-2007, 04:23 PM   #1
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Press Assoc. - Thursday, November 8 10:49 am

A schoolboy was given an unexpected surprise for his 16th birthday when a stripper turned up in his drama class.

The stripper - dressed as a policewoman - had been booked by the boy's mother, who had apparently asked for a "gorilla" to mark her son's big day.

The woman even asked the teenager's teacher at Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College to film the event so the family could see his reaction.

On arriving halfway through the lesson, the stripper walked the unnamed boy around the class on all fours like a dog.

To the soundtrack of Britney Spears, she then spanked him 16 times - once for each year - before stripping down to her bra and knickers.

It was only when she asked the schoolboy to rub cream on her that the shocked teacher called a halt to the show.

The boy's mother reportedly told the school the incident was the result of a booking error.

On Thursday a spokeswoman for the local education authority, Nottinghamshire County Council, said they were investigating how the incident happened.

She confirmed that nobody had been suspended and the police were not involved.

The spokeswoman said: "We and the school are investigating into the situation."
 
Old 11-08-2007, 04:38 PM   #2
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Good Grief! Shouldn't the teacher have told her to leave the classroom a lot sooner.
 
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Maybe the stripper looked like a gorilla...

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Why would a stripper even agree to go to a school?
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Thanks for the laugh. I just can't stop laughing right now.
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It was only when she asked the schoolboy to rub cream on her that the shocked teacher called a halt to the show.


 
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I can just see the look on the boys faces.
 
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Geez Wai, what is WITH that country of yours? just teasing......Sounds like something out of a British "CARRY ON" film, doesnt it?
 
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I'd already heard this story when my mom picked me up from work. My own car was ready to be picked up from the shop (we had new tires put on). While we drove from my job to the shop to pick up the car, the story then came on the radio. My mom just gasped loudly before howling with laughter.
 
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That's still a better present than I got on MY 16th birthday...
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That's still a better present than I got on MY 16th birthday...
Yeah, you only got a car, right??
 
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That's still a better present than I got on MY 16th birthday...
What'd you get for your 16th? I got a surprise birthday party. But no surprise strippers.
 
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Yeah, you only got a car, right??

Of course I did - a little 1/32 scale toy Mustang. I'm serious - that's what I got for my 16th birthday. Well, that and a couple hundred bucks.
 
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