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Ok all you fol fans... why dont we all write an episode together..i start then someone continues.... Setting: Edna's Edibles store Blair, Natalie and tootie are helping customers while mrs g is in the kitchen. Jo comes storming in all excited... As soon as the last customer leaves, Jo explodes with excitement," Guys guess who got us tickets to Springsteen." Blair tosses her hair," It mustve been my blonde haired dream Chip." JO gives her a dirty look that could kill an army," NO you deranged lunatic. Me." Natalie and Tootie get all excited as Mrs G walks in," whats going on girls?" ok...who's next??????? |
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Tootie jumps in the air and yells "YEAH WE're GOIN TO SEE SPRINGSTEEN!" Jo stares at her disgusted "Hey it ain't that big a deal. We got seats in the 3rd row from the front on Tuesday" "3rd row?" Natalie says alarmed. "Jo, how on earth did you get these?" Jo answers with a little smirk "Well you guys do know I am on the board of regions, and things just seem to come your way!" Blair gives Jo a 'you little stinker' look and says "Jo come on, spill the beans" Jo answers inocently "What? can't someone get tickets without be bombarded with questions? Isn't it enough that i got the tickets? but while we're on the subject one of the guys on the board had 4 extra tickets and asked if I wanted them, under one condition, we have to go with him."
OK guys, what happens next?!?!? By the way, GREAT idea! ------------------ See ya~The T ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Richie: Rally! Everybody Rally! Fonz: The Fonz don't Rally. Richie: Your chipping away at my leadership Fonz. Fonz: everybody rally! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ |
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-OK I'll give this a try. I am not sure if you are basing this on other episodes but I'm just gonna wing it-
Natalie says "So who do we owe our treasure to?" Blair jumps in, "Yeah who are we bringing with us?" Jo shifts uneasily and stares at the floor. Quietly she finally says, "Charles Snickerlace." "ARE YOU SERIOUS? STINKERFACE!" Natalie shouts. "We have to spend our glorious night with the most unpopular boy in the universe!" Blair exclaimes. Jo defensively says, "You want the tickets don't you? And his name is Snickerlace, not Stinkerface. And for your information he is aweful nice to offer these tickets to us." Blair is doubtful, "I don't know. Sounds like a bribe to me." Jo gets impatient. "Well you going to the concert or not?" Blair says, "Well I've got to go to the concert. But I'm not sitting next to HIM. And HE better not try to talk with ME." Well that's my imput. Hope you guys like it. SO.. what happens next? |
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It's now the night of the concert. Tootie is putting on her jacket and Jo is waiting on the couch. Natalie comes down the stairs and says, "I can't believe we're actually letting Stinkerface DRIVE us to the concert. I mean, it's bad enough we have to sit through it with him." "Come on Nat," Tootie says, "do it for the Boss!" "I've never had to go through so much just to hear Dancin' in the Dark." "Will you two relax?" Jo says, "It's gonna be fine. Now where is Blair?" Blair comes down the stairs, all dressed up and her hair is perfect. "I'm ready. You know it takes time to look this good." She looks at Jo's outfit, "That's why you're always ready first." "Blair, we're going to a Springsteen concert, not the opera." "We Warners always have to look our best." "Well we Polniaczek's can be pretty good at making Warner's turn black and blue so I you better shut your mouth before I shut it for you." She gets up in Blair's face. Natalie intervenes, "Please girls, I'll have to remind you that there should be no bloodshed until Bruce Springsteen comes out on and we all fight to get close to the stage." The doorbell rings, "Stinkerface is here!" Natalie shouts. Jo goes to get the door, I told you not to call him that, now can you all be nice to him for just a few hours?" They reluctantly nod. "Good." Jo opens the door, "Hi Stinkerfa.... uh, I mean Snickerlace"......
Ok, now you guys are on your own! |
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It's now the night of the concert. Tootie is putting on her jacket and Jo is waiting on the couch. Natalie comes down the stairs and says, "I can't believe we're actually letting Stinkerface DRIVE us to the concert. I mean, it's bad enough we have to sit through it with him." "Come on Nat," Tootie says, "do it for the Boss!" "I've never had to go through so much just to hear Dancin' in the Dark." "Will you two relax?" Jo says, "It's gonna be fine. Now where is Blair?" Blair comes down the stairs, all dressed up and her hair is perfect. "I'm ready. You know it takes time to look this good." She looks at Jo's outfit, "That's why you're always ready first." "Blair, we're going to a Springsteen concert, not the opera." "We Warners always have to look our best." "Well we Polniaczek's can be pretty good at making Warner's turn black and blue so I you better shut your mouth before I shut it for you." She gets up in Blair's face. Natalie intervenes, "Please girls, I'll have to remind you that there should be no bloodshed until Bruce Springsteen comes out on and we all fight to get close to the stage." The doorbell rings, "Stinkerface is here!" Natalie shouts. Jo goes to get the door, I told you not to call him that, now can you all be nice to him for just a few hours?" They reluctantly nod. "Good." Jo opens the door, "Hi Stinkerfa.... uh, I mean Snickerlace"......
Ok, now you guys are on your own! |
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Great so far everyone!!! Its my turn to continue...
![]() Snickerlace walks in and Tootie said," Hi, my name is Tootie. Nice to meet you." Snickerlace let out a squeak as he shyly looked away," Aww shucks. I cant wait to go to the concert with you Blair." Blair gave JO a look of death and forced a smile," Well we're all going Charles." Snickerlace turned a deep crimson," Well Jo said you would sit next to me." Jo rushed everyone out the door as Natalie instigated," Oh boy..this will be one night we never forget..." Blair grabbed her coat," This will be one night Jo owes me for." OK who's next????? |
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As they all get to Snickerlace's car, Jo, Natalie, and Tootie all quickly hop into the back seat. Blair gives Jo 'the look' and walks next to the passenger car door. Charles gives a shy smile and says, "Wait Blair. Let me get that for you." The girls in the back seat giggle and Blair gives a quick "Thankyou." When they get to the concert, Charles sits in the middle of the five seats they have tickets for. Tootie and Natalie sit one seat away from him on either side leaving Jo and Blair to sit next to him. Blair is reluctant to sit down but to not make a scene finally does take her seat. She thinks, "At least Jo has to sit next to him to. Maybe he'll talk to her..."
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*Great job so far!!
Here's mine.. a little long*"Maybe he'll talk to Jo too... at least it's better that way." Blair thinks for a while, thinking of any possible way to get out of the situation. She doesn't want to sit next to the most unpopular boy in the universe. The concert doesn't start for a hour now and Blair decides it is time to make a getaway. Muttering something to Jo about *really* having to go to the bathroom, she leaves but didn't notice that Jo too decides she needed to go to the bathroom. She has just reached the car when Jo joins her. "I thoguht you had to go to the bathroom," Jo asks her, "but you wouldn't have to go to the bathroom in the car would you?" Blair answers that she doesn't feel comfortable sitting next to Stinkerface. Jo offers to switch seats with her, and Blair's happy mind barely realizes that just makes her sit more close to the boy she doesn't want to... on purpose... Keep going guys! it rocks! ------------------ ***The Facts of Life rules!!!*** Tootie: These really are the days of our lives. *Keep watching FOL!* |
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back to me....this is so much fun..thank you for evereyone's feedback...
When Blair and Jo returned to their seats, the most unexpected thing was waiting for them. Their eyes bugged out of their heads as they saw no one other than the boss himself! He was talking animatedly to stinkerface! Blair prances over and flips her hair," there you are charles." Charles smiles," hey blair, i was just telling bruce how much you look like Heather Locklear." Tootie, Natalie and Jo all caught each other's eyes and knew what Blair would do next. With an obnoxious shift of her hair to the other side of he rhead, Blair squealed of delight," Oh, I do not." Bruce smiled," well all you girls are invited to go backstage after the show." Ok....who's next???? Make it juicy!! |
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oooh. good plot twist daisygirlee, now I'm going to give it a try...
It's kind of long, I got a little carried away but you people are going to have to just deal with that. Blair, Jo, Natalie, Tootie and Snickerlace all walk backstage huddled close together. There are people everywhere, mostly groupies trying to get backstage. They see a big, burly guy turning people away. BLAIR: Do you think that's where we go to get backstage? JO: No Blair, that's where you check in for your massage and pedicure, of course that's where we go. TOOTIE: I don't know about this you guys, that guy looks scaaaaaa-ry. SNICKERLACE: Relax, we'll be fine, come on. Snickerlace walks right up to the security guy and tries to get in his face but he finds himself staring directly at the tall guy's chin. The guy looks down at him. GUY: You got a problem, boy? SNICKERLACE: no, no problem, have a nice day. He walks back over to the girls. BLAIR: Any luck? SNICKERLACE: Well, I was gonna rough things up a bit, but I decided he's just not worth it, now come on, let's get out of here. NAT: No way! We were invited backstage by the Boss himself! I'll get us in there. She marches over to the guard. NAT: Hey, buddy! Long time, no see! Listen, Brucey baby gave us the green light to hang backstage after the show seeing how we're close, personal friends and all. So whadya say you step aside and let my friends and I in here? He just stares at her intimidatingly. NAT: Or we could just check him out next time he's in Vegas, where we usually meet up. She walks dejectedly back over to the girls. NAT: Nothing, the man is a human brick wall. JO: Let me... She walks over JO: Hey, listen up bud, the Boss said we could come back stage after the show and since the Boss is your boss, you should probably listen to him, don't you think? She gets no response and walks back over to everyone. JO: This is ridiculous, we should just leave. BLAIR: Wait Jo... let me try. JO: You? He'll knock the jewels right off your tiarra. BLAIR: Come on Jo, charm can take you a long way, but I guess you wouldn't know anything about that. Blair walks over to him and starts talking. JO: She's never gonna get us in, watch this, he's about to kick her out. We hear Blair giggle and see her toss her hair... JO: I don't believe it, she's gonna get us in. The security guard laughs and signals for the rest of them to join Blair backstage. Blair just turns to them and smiles. JO: She got us in. TOOTIE: We can see that, Jo. They all walk past the guard. GUY: After you. BLAIR: Why thank you, Arthur. NAT: How do you do that? BLAIR: Just one of the many gifts God has blessed me with. JO: Yeah, that and blond in a bottle. TOOTIE: Will you guys stop it? Look around, we are backstage at a Springstein concert. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. You can go to hundreds of concerts and never..... Tootie looks around and realizes that everyone has gone their seperate ways and stopped listening to her speech. TOOTIE: Nat, wait for me! Tootie Joins Natalie over by the buffet talking to a guy with a leather jacket. TOOTIE: Hey Nat, who's this? NAT: Oh, Tootie, this is my new friend... what was your name again? GUY: Name's Dave, but my friends call me Nitro. TOOTIE: Oh, are you one of the American Gladiators? Natalie hits Tootie in the arm. NITRO: No, but I was actually a real gladiator in a past life. Natalie and Tootie stare at him a little confused. NATALIE: Huh? NITRO: Yeah, that's right. And then in another life I was captain J. Willard, international pirate exraordinairre. NATALIE: Well. at least you weren't kidnapped by aliens. NITRO: Not then, but this other time... NATALIE: Ooh gee, will you look at the time. Tootie, we gotta go. NITRO: Oh, are you sure? It's not even that late. NATALIE: Oh yeah, we gotta be up early to... uh.... husk the corn. NITRO: It's not even in season. NATALIE: The aliens bring it back when they're on their time travel missions to when it is in season, I'll see you later. She drags Tootie off. Jo and Blair are sitting on a couch checking everything out. BLAIR: There are so many people here. JO: Yeah, I know, you see Bruce anywhere? BLAIR: I don't really.... wait, there he is! She sees him across the room talking to some people. Blair smiles and sits up. BLAIR: Jo. I think he just looked at me. JO: No way, why would he look at you? Jo looks over and sees Bruce smiling in their direction. JO: Ok, so he looked at you, so what? BLAIR: Oh no, Jo, he's coming over here. What should I do? JO: I'd think you'd know by now. Bruce comes over and sits down next to Jo. BRUCE: I couldn't help but notice you looking at me from over there. Jo looks around, thinking he's talking to Blair and then realizing he's talking to her. JO: Who me? BRUCE: Yes you. You were looking at me, weren't you? JO: Well, yeah, I mean I... um.... BRUCE: I thought so. Had to stop, it was getting too long. your turn now. |
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tv addict..... so awesome! The dialogue was great....perfect for the personalities of the girls... i'll see if someone else adds before i go again................
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come on all you facts of life fans.....continue the story...thanks
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I might give this a shot a little further on down in the posting. I just have question. Is this going to be just one short episode with all the girls at the Springsteen concert and backstage with him? Is the episode supposed to end with the Springsteen thing? Anyway, if we can keep this episode going for several days, I have a good idea (At least I think it's a good idea) for when all the girls leave the concert and are on their way home. This idea could set up a way to keep this thing going for a while. Do they sell Lottery Tickets where they live? Let's just say they do so this idea can work. Anyway, I'll quit rattling on about my idea and wait for someone to ge the girls on their drive home.
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I might give this a shot a little further on down in the posting. I just have question. Is this going to be just one short episode with all the girls at the Springsteen concert and backstage with him? Is the episode supposed to end with the Springsteen thing? Anyway, if we can keep this episode going for several days, I have a good idea (At least I think it's a good idea) for when all the girls leave the concert and are on their way home. This idea could set up a way to keep this thing going for a while. Do they sell Lottery Tickets where they live? Let's just say they do so this idea can work. Anyway, I'll quit rattling on about my idea and wait for someone to ge the girls on their drive home.
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Ok Dan, keep your idea in mind. Do whatever you want with the episode, it can be as long as we want. I'd take us to the drive home, but I was the last one to write.
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