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Old 09-05-2007, 10:31 PM   #1
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Default Things we will never see/hear on Laverne & Shirley...

Laverne and Big Rosie hanging out and being the best of friends.

Carmine not calling Shirley any terms of endearments.

Shirley taking out her anger on Boo Boo Kitty...shredding it up.

Lenny and Squiggy looking like they actually took a bath and smell good.

Squiggy NOT saying, "HELLO" as he and Lenny walk into the girls' apartment.

Frank DeFazio running a clothing store.
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You'll never see ( or hear )

-Squiggy not talking in that creepy cartoon voice

-Lenny not looking as if he just came out from under a particularly oily grease rack

-Laverne not wearing a huge "L" on all her sweaters

-Shirley not "mugging cutely" for the camera

-Betty Garrett complaining that she left her part as Irene Lorenzo, on All in the Family, to play a bit part on THIS show.

-Carmine not coming into the room and singing that annoying "Rags to Riches" song! (Didnt we all wish that hed get laryngitis sometimes....or maybe all the time?)

-An episode without at least one reference to Shotz beer.
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You'll never see ( or hear )

-Squiggy not talking in that creepy cartoon voice

-Lenny not looking as if he just came out from under a particularly oily grease rack

-Laverne not wearing a huge "L" on all her sweaters

-Shirley not "mugging cutely" for the camera

-Betty Garrett complaining that she left her part as Irene Lorenzo, on All in the Family, to play a bit part on THIS show.

-Carmine not coming into the room and singing that annoying "Rags to Riches" song! (Didnt we all wish that hed get laryngitis sometimes....or maybe all the time?)

-An episode without at least one reference to Shotz beer.



The girls getting better jobs with better pay.

Laverne not having any boyfriends.

Shirley NOT being a virgin.

The girls NOT saying "Vo dee yo do do" when referring to something.
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Old 09-05-2007, 11:25 PM   #4
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Frank DeFazio going through an entire episode without YELLING!
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LAVERNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Cant recall anyone saying Vodeeodo on the show (But then, it has been 25 years or so )*
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Laverne gagging at the thought of drinking milk and Pepsi mixed together ()

Laverne & Shirley marrying the other L&S: Lenny & Squiggy!! (Imagine what the kids would look/act like! )

The girls ditching the basement apartment for an expensive penthouse in the finer part of Milwaukee (wherever that is...).

Carmine taking VOICE LESSONS!!!
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Laverne: "Of COURSE the "L" stands for "lesbian", why did you think we got an apartment together in the first place?"

Carmine: (singing) "Im a little teapot, short and stout...here is my handle, here is my spout....."

Squiggy: "Well, I can't say that I fully support the idea that Einstein's theory of "relative time and space" proves the theoretical existance of time travel, it does give one pause for thought!"

Shirley: "Crap I'm soooo drunk....hey Lenny, let's get in the back seat and make out!"
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Lenny or Squiggy: Ugh! I need a bath, I hate all this grease! Oh and I really could use some tailored suits.

Frank treating Lenny and Squiggy like they were his sons.
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The gang "NOT" taking part in a talent show.
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Laverne: "Of COURSE the "L" stands for "lesbian", why did you think we got an apartment together in the first place?"

Carmine: (singing) "Im a little teapot, short and stout...here is my handle, here is my spout....."

Squiggy: "Well, I can't say that I fully support the idea that Einstein's theory of "relative time and space" proves the theoretical existance of time travel, it does give one pause for thought!"

Shirley: "Crap I'm soooo drunk....hey Lenny, let's get in the back seat and make out!"
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Big Rosie borrowing clothes from Laverne to wear to a party.

Big Rosie GIVING MONEY to the girls and the girls ACCEPTING IT.

Big Rosie having her charge cards cut up.
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Shirley proudly annoucing to everyone at the Pizza Bowl :"Carmine and I vodie-oh-dohed dohed all night last night and it was HEAVEN!"
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Shirley giving away Boo Boo Kitty to the goodwill.

Shirley loving it when Laverne calls her "Betty"...
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Laverne proudly annoucing to everyone at the Pizza Bowl :"Carmine and I vodie-oh-dohed dohed all night last night and it was HEAVEN!"
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