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Lex Luthor · 07-31-2007, 11:58 AM

Drunk driver rang police

A drunk driver was arrested in Germany after he accidentally rang the police instead of a breakdown service when he had a flat tyre.

Before he realised who he was speaking to, the 31-year-old let it slip that he had no licence and was driving under the influence.

The civil servant, who lost his licence eight years ago, had a blow out in the western town of Monheim while driving a car borrowed from a friend.

He had a blood alcohol level that was seven times the legal limit, and when he tried to call the German equivalent of the AA he became confused and dialled the emergency number for the police.

The drunken man phoned and said: "My car is broken and I need you to come and fix it. You better be quick because I'm really pretty drunk and I don't have a licence so it wouldn't be good if the cops drove past."

A Monheim police spokesman said: "He wanted us to come quickly, so we did."

coffield3 · 07-31-2007, 12:20 PM

Gee im begining to feel sorry for these idiots! they need help!

Mikado · 07-31-2007, 04:04 PM

Earlier in the year, he called the Minister of the enviroment to ask where he could burry his toxic waste, and accidentally called his wife instead of his mistress, to tell her: "Dont worry, my wife has NO idea , about you!"

AB · 07-31-2007, 05:02 PM

As Fred Sanford would say "You Big Dummy."

The guy can't win for losing.

theshark8777 · 07-31-2007, 08:41 PM

Okay off topic a bit, but does anyone here remember when Johnny and Venus did that test on WKRP to prove that drinking slowed your reflexes? And Johnny's kept getting better and better, until he saw the WPIG pig in the lobby?

Mikado · 07-31-2007, 09:12 PM

Well, that wasnt REAL life........Mythbusters did a real test, and frankly, anyone who gets into a car drunk, is a menace in every way

theshark8777 · 07-31-2007, 09:17 PM

No crap I wasn't comparing it to real life. It was the humor in it, and how he decided he was drunk in the end. He saw a pig painting the lobby.

Mikado · 07-31-2007, 10:01 PM

i have a feint memory of the show...unfortunately, I havent seen WKRP in years

Ireneparalegal · 07-31-2007, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by annball1957

As Fred Sanford would say "You Big Dummy."

The guy can't win for losing.

07-31-2007, 11:58 AM	#1
Lex Luthor Senior Member I'm bringing Lexy back Join Date: Jun 07, 2005 Location: The Great White North Posts: 2,371	Who says alcohol impairs your judgement? Drunk driver rang police A drunk driver was arrested in Germany after he accidentally rang the police instead of a breakdown service when he had a flat tyre. Before he realised who he was speaking to, the 31-year-old let it slip that he had no licence and was driving under the influence. The civil servant, who lost his licence eight years ago, had a blow out in the western town of Monheim while driving a car borrowed from a friend. He had a blood alcohol level that was seven times the legal limit, and when he tried to call the German equivalent of the AA he became confused and dialled the emergency number for the police. The drunken man phoned and said: "My car is broken and I need you to come and fix it. You better be quick because I'm really pretty drunk and I don't have a licence so it wouldn't be good if the cops drove past." A Monheim police spokesman said: "He wanted us to come quickly, so we did." __________________ I look forward to resuming our verbal judo - Lex Luthor It's a complicated world, Clark. Only the naïve view it in black and white - Lex Luthor Genevieve: "I underestimated you, Lex." Lex: "Well, that’s a common mistake." Lionel Luthor: "We don't need to play games, son." Lex Luthor: "Dad, games are all we got."

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coffield3 Senior Member <3 Join Date: Jul 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 7,365	Gee im begining to feel sorry for these idiots! they need help! __________________ Roseanne Fan!! ღღღ

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theshark8777 Moderator Hats for Bats Join Date: Jan 23, 2001 Location: northeast Ohio. Posts: 5,259	Okay off topic a bit, but does anyone here remember when Johnny and Venus did that test on WKRP to prove that drinking slowed your reflexes? And Johnny's kept getting better and better, until he saw the WPIG pig in the lobby? __________________ Who ate all the pecan Sandies??

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07-31-2007, 04:04 PM	#3
Mikado Forum Celebrity Main st bridge Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,727	Earlier in the year, he called the Minister of the enviroment to ask where he could burry his toxic waste, and accidentally called his wife instead of his mistress, to tell her: "Dont worry, my wife has NO idea , about you!"

07-31-2007, 05:02 PM	#4
AB Forum Celebrity Teen Wolf Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 26,007	As Fred Sanford would say "You Big Dummy." The guy can't win for losing.

07-31-2007, 09:12 PM	#6
Mikado Forum Celebrity Main st bridge Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,727	Well, that wasnt REAL life........Mythbusters did a real test, and frankly, anyone who gets into a car drunk, is a menace in every way

07-31-2007, 09:17 PM	#7
theshark8777 Moderator Hats for Bats Join Date: Jan 23, 2001 Location: northeast Ohio. Posts: 5,259	No crap I wasn't comparing it to real life. It was the humor in it, and how he decided he was drunk in the end. He saw a pig painting the lobby.

07-31-2007, 10:01 PM	#8
Mikado Forum Celebrity Main st bridge Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,727	i have a feint memory of the show...unfortunately, I havent seen WKRP in years