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|12-26-2000, 08:02 PM||#1|
Christmas Delivery (prolague to To Live or Not to Live)
(((Christmas Eve. Jo who is very pregnant enters carrying a tray of egg-nog. Blair, Nat, Beverly Ann, Pippa, Andy, and Tootie are close behind.)))
B: You really shouldn't be carrying that, Jo.
J: Bite me.
B: When Mom was pregnant with Bailey-
N/J/T: We know! We've heard the story thousands of times.
BA: Well, I for one think that it's very exciting for Jo to be expecting twins. Babies are never common and each one is a miracle! Can I feel them kick?
J: If I say yes will you breath next time you talk to me? Go ahead. I wish that Rick were here.
R: (Kicks door open and imitates trumpet) Charge! Don't I get a welcome?
J: You would, but I can't seem to get up! Come to me and I'll owe you one!
R: Merry Christmas, darling.
J: Thanks! Are those flowers for me?
R: Nope! They're for my children. (he holds the flowers up to Jo's stomach) Don't they smell wonderful?
J:They can hear through there, not smell.
R: Oh, well. It was worth a try.
N: Hey guys let's open gifts now.
T: I second that
B: Motion carried!
R: I'll get yours, Jo.(they all start to make their way towards the tree.)
J: Hey, Rick? Do you want your Christmas present now?
(Rick nods) Well, then get me to a hospital so I can have them!
R: ("she said maybe" look.) Jo's in labor!
P: That's just not possible! You've still got 8 weeks left.
J: Well, not anymore!
J: I am pushing!
N: Are you sure she should be pushing?
T: Well, what else is she gonna do?
Nurse: What's going on?
All: She's pushing!
Nur: How dialated is she?
BA: Not very. She only had one egg-nog.
Nur:This is going to take a while.
J: That's nice.(((3 hours later. The girls are almost asleep)))
N: What's happening now?
T: The same thing that was happening 3 hours ago; nothing.
Bl:...but spending over a million dollars at Macy's isn't illegal is it officer? (wakes up) Oh! I had the most horrible dream!
J: That's what I said. I was wrong.
B: This couldn't have happened. They tried to arrest me for spending over a million dollars at Macy's.
J: Scary dream, Blair. Tootie! Check the dream book under 'arrested for spending money'.
B: Being in labor hasn't changed you has it?
J: Nope! (Monica and Bailey enter.)
M: Blair! Where were you? You were supposed to come get you sister. I called the house and got your message. Jo, how are you?
J: Well, I'm in a lot of pain and I'm just about ready to get rid of 10 pouds of baby I've been carrying aroud for the past 8 months. So, I guess I'm about as happy as I can be.
T: Stay up there we're not ready for you yet!
J: Get ready this is it!
R: (nervous) Really?
P: I'm gonna be sick!
R: Push Jo! Good girl!
N: Oh my God! It's coming out!
R: Is it a girl or a boy?
P: It's a beet root!
T: It's a boy!
Nur: One down, one to go!
J: I'm having twins remember?
R: Sombody slap me!(Blair reaches up and slaps him) Thank you!
B: One more push, Jo!
J: This better be worth it!
Nur: She's out!
B: A mini-Jo AND a mini-Rick? Just what I need!
N: We should leave!(they all they leave)
J: (sniff) Look at what we brought into this world! Why am I crying?
R: Because we have two beautiful children.
J: What are we going to name them?
R: I get to name the boy! Samuel Adam.
J: Can we call him Adam? Charlotte Alexzandra Rose.
R: We'll call her Alexz. With a "Z".
J: Of course. ( the girls enter)
Bl: Do you guys feel up for some visitors?
J: Sure. Come in. Happy birthday Bailey.
R: You and the twins have the same birthday. Christmas day.
Ba: Is that a good thing?
J: You get 3 birthday cakes.
Ba: That is a VERY good thing! (starts to sing) Happy birthday to you.(everyone else joins in.)happy birthday to you. Happ birthday dear Bailey, Adam, and Alexz. Happy birthday to you.
What do you think?
|01-01-2001, 04:18 PM||#2|
Join Date: Oct 16, 2000
Location: Greenville SC United States
i love it it waz sssooo sweet
You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life!!!
Jo:Heres to all who wish me well all the rest can go to....Jersey
Beverly Ann:these girls always testing their strengh...somebody pinch me.
Jo:If i do will you give me my muffin back!!!
Bob:Iam lucky i got her.
Eddie:No no no iam lucky i got her.
Jo:Well here we are a room full of lucky people.
Jo:Well iam not going to stand around and play stupid guessing games...who is it.
Jo:See its only Frannie..who the hell is Frannie
Blair:Bailey maybe if your good aunt Natilie will let you type something on her typewriter
Natilie:If shes that good she can type the whole damn thing.
Jo:Hey Bailey whats up you ready for a new family yet.
~*Facts of life forever*~
|01-09-2001, 05:53 PM||#3|
Join Date: Dec 08, 2000
that's great, but, ummm don't lie, but you go over half those hospital lines from the SPICE WORLD movie didn't you? i used to obsess over them now it's the facts!
JRick:....and here's you in the delivery room with our first child little Ricky.
Jo: oh, how nice, a BOY!
Rick:no, acctually it's a girl, here name is Erica, but we call her Little Ricky!
Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!
|01-09-2001, 09:20 PM||#4|
Here's the deal;
My sister was watching Spice World and I had been writing that story for like 2 weeks, so I just decided to use that because I was really blocked and was tired of that so I ised that.
|03-29-2003, 10:37 AM||#5|
Earth Air Fire Water
Join Date: Mar 23, 2003
Location: J/Town Bruja, babi!
lol i thought that looked familiar!
lol i was gonna say........... nehow, didnt u use the last part from "Full House" when Becjy had the twins? bout the 3 b-day cakes i mean? cuz, i dunno it just seemed familiar to me.... but yeah i started laughing when i read the spice world thing but awesome fic! keep it up!
I am the Sun
I am the Heir
I am Human and I need to be loved
Just like Everybody else does
|03-29-2003, 11:57 PM||#6|
Join Date: Nov 05, 2002
Location: Watching Classic Sitcoms 24/7....
Hey,that's what this stories ending reminded me of ,Full House.
But anyways it's a great story!
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