Christmas Delivery (prolague to To Live or Not to Live)

(((Christmas Eve. Jo who is very pregnant enters carrying a tray of egg-nog. Blair, Nat, Beverly Ann, Pippa, Andy, and Tootie are close behind.)))
B: You really shouldn't be carrying that, Jo.
J: Bite me.
B: When Mom was pregnant with Bailey-
N/J/T: We know! We've heard the story thousands of times.
BA: Well, I for one think that it's very exciting for Jo to be expecting twins. Babies are never common and each one is a miracle! Can I feel them kick?
J: If I say yes will you breath next time you talk to me? Go ahead. I wish that Rick were here.
R: (Kicks door open and imitates trumpet) Charge! Don't I get a welcome?
J: You would, but I can't seem to get up! Come to me and I'll owe you one!
R: Merry Christmas, darling.
J: Thanks! Are those flowers for me?
R: Nope! They're for my children. (he holds the flowers up to Jo's stomach) Don't they smell wonderful?
J:They can hear through there, not smell.
R: Oh, well. It was worth a try.
N: Hey guys let's open gifts now.
T: I second that
B: Motion carried!
R: I'll get yours, Jo.(they all start to make their way towards the tree.)
J: Hey, Rick? Do you want your Christmas present now?
(Rick nods) Well, then get me to a hospital so I can have them!
R: ("she said maybe" look.) Jo's in labor!
P: That's just not possible! You've still got 8 weeks left.
J: Well, not anymore!
(((The hospital)))
R: Push!
J: I am pushing!
N: Are you sure she should be pushing?
T: Well, what else is she gonna do?
Nurse: What's going on?
All: She's pushing!
Nur: How dialated is she?
BA: Not very. She only had one egg-nog.
Nur:This is going to take a while.
J: That's nice.(((3 hours later. The girls are almost asleep)))
N: What's happening now?
T: The same thing that was happening 3 hours ago; nothing.
Bl:...but spending over a million dollars at Macy's isn't illegal is it officer? (wakes up) Oh! I had the most horrible dream!
J: That's what I said. I was wrong.
B: This couldn't have happened. They tried to arrest me for spending over a million dollars at Macy's.
J: Scary dream, Blair. Tootie! Check the dream book under 'arrested for spending money'.
B: Being in labor hasn't changed you has it?
J: Nope! (Monica and Bailey enter.)
M: Blair! Where were you? You were supposed to come get you sister. I called the house and got your message. Jo, how are you?
J: Well, I'm in a lot of pain and I'm just about ready to get rid of 10 pouds of baby I've been carrying aroud for the past 8 months. So, I guess I'm about as happy as I can be.
T: Stay up there we're not ready for you yet!
J: Get ready this is it!
R: (nervous) Really?
A: Cool!
P: I'm gonna be sick!
R: Push Jo! Good girl!
N: Oh my God! It's coming out!
R: Is it a girl or a boy?
P: It's a beet root!
T: It's a boy!
Nur: One down, one to go!
R: Again?
J: I'm having twins remember?
R: Sombody slap me!(Blair reaches up and slaps him) Thank you!
B: One more push, Jo!
J: This better be worth it!
Nur: She's out!
B: A mini-Jo AND a mini-Rick? Just what I need!
N: We should leave!(they all they leave)
J: (sniff) Look at what we brought into this world! Why am I crying?
R: Because we have two beautiful children.
J: What are we going to name them?
R: I get to name the boy! Samuel Adam.
J: Can we call him Adam? Charlotte Alexzandra Rose.
R: We'll call her Alexz. With a "Z".
J: Of course. ( the girls enter)
Bl: Do you guys feel up for some visitors?
J: Sure. Come in. Happy birthday Bailey.
R: You and the twins have the same birthday. Christmas day.
Ba: Is that a good thing?
J: You get 3 birthday cakes.
Ba: That is a VERY good thing! (starts to sing) Happy birthday to you.(everyone else joins in.)happy birthday to you. Happ birthday dear Bailey, Adam, and Alexz. Happy birthday to you.
------the end------
What do you think?

[lovefol]

i love it it waz sssooo sweet

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You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life!!!
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Jo:Heres to all who wish me well all the rest can go to....Jersey
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Beverly Ann:these girls always testing their strengh...somebody pinch me.
Jo:If i do will you give me my muffin back!!!
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Bob:Iam lucky i got her.
Eddie:No no no iam lucky i got her.
Jo:Well here we are a room full of lucky people.
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Jo:Well iam not going to stand around and play stupid guessing games...who is it.
Pippa:Frannie
Jo:See its only Frannie..who the hell is Frannie
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Blair:Bailey maybe if your good aunt Natilie will let you type something on her typewriter
Natilie:If shes that good she can type the whole damn thing.
Jo:Hey Bailey whats up you ready for a new family yet.
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~*Facts of life forever*~
~*Molly*~

[JoRocks87FOL]

that's great, but, ummm don't lie, but you go over half those hospital lines from the SPICE WORLD movie didn't you? i used to obsess over them now it's the facts!

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~*~*~*JoRocks87FOL~*~*~*
JRick:....and here's you in the delivery room with our first child little Ricky.
Jo: oh, how nice, a BOY!
Rick:no, acctually it's a girl, here name is Erica, but we call her Little Ricky!

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Here's the deal;
My sister was watching Spice World and I had been writing that story for like 2 weeks, so I just decided to use that because I was really blocked and was tired of that so I ised that.

[ReturningFolFanKiera]

lol i was gonna say........... nehow, didnt u use the last part from "Full House" when Becjy had the twins? bout the 3 b-day cakes i mean? cuz, i dunno it just seemed familiar to me.... but yeah i started laughing when i read the spice world thing but awesome fic! keep it up!

[Rebel Queen 1980]

Hey,that's what this stories ending reminded me of ,Full House.
But anyways it's a great story!