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|12-26-2000, 07:57 PM||#1|
Join Date: Dec 18, 2000
here it is... the bonner twins... the sequel to fol 2001
~~enjoy! it starts with a very climatic first scene... and then it really starts ~~ really funny too hehe!!~~
-the living room of jo's apartment-
~jo talking on the phone to natalie~
jo: i've got two weeks. i don't think i can stand it.
natalie: what's different than being pregnant with joann?
jo: hmm, nat, let's see... maybe because i have two babies now!
nat: well, i dont think it's that bad...
jo: natalie, have you ever had a baby in your life?
jo: do you know what its like to have two screaming babies in your future?
rick (screaming): honey wheres my tie!
jo: i already have one screaming baby.. i dont think i can handle another two..
natalie: you're pregnant jo, thats what's bugging you.
jo: bugging me? ohh these babies arent bugging me, they're just... aah!
natalie: something wrong? you want me to come over? i'm only a few ten blocks away..
jo: i'm fine, i'm - aah!
--rick comes down followed by joann--
joann: dad, mom's screaming about something...
rick: what's new?
natalie: are you in labor?
jo: i think so...
natalie: do you want me to come over? ive got tootie over to watch that new george clooney movie... he is just so cute and so sexy and so...
natalie: we'll take that as a yes!
---car on the way to the hospital--
joann: mom, are you okay?
jo: fine, fine... just having another two kids in this car if your father doesnt hurry up!
rick: jo would you rather have me get a ticket or would you rather have two kids?
jo: get the darn ticket and hurry up!
---blair's car drives by---
joann: hey mom look there's blair!
--blair puts down her window--
blair: good morning to you too, jo... what are we doing today?
jo: we're in labor.
joann: yea and if dad hurries up maybe mom'll make it to the hospital!
blair: well... aunt blair's around if you need her!
joann: mom - aunt blair? when was that made up?
jo: um, at that reunion...i told her she could be an honorary aunt or...
rick: it's sweet, jo, it's sweet...
---hospital waiting room---
(blair, tootie, natalie, mrs. g all sit around, reading magazines. rick paces back and forth. joann looks bored)
tootie: she's 2 weeks early!
blair: my mother was six weeks early with bailey!
natalie: this is JO!! not your mother!!!
joann: cant i go see what's happening?
rick: it's not good for 11 year old eyes, joann..
natalie: oh rick its a natural function of life!
rick: thats what im afraid of!
mrs. g: well, i'm glad you girls called me when you did... i'm always glad to come when someone's needed...
tootie: i'm going to go check on her... maybe she needs some friendly advice.
nat: i gave her advice this morning, tootie. it didn't work.
--beverly ann runs in--
beverly ann: i thought something was wrong and my intuition told me something was, so i got the car all ready... and..
nat: jo's in labor.
bev: oh my!
joann: with twins!
bev: oh my!
blair: and she's two weeks early!
bev: oh... (catches everyones disgusted looks)... oh wow.
nat: does anyone even know what room she's in?
tootie: maternity, thats all i know!
blair: i think we should check on her... as sort of a friendly thing to do...
nat: how can we? they wont let people visit her unless they're family...
joann: and i cant even go under that catergory!
blair: wait... i got an brilliant idea....
(goes up to front desk)
blair: yes.. i'm a doctor here.. really... could i have three pairs of hospital outfits, for my doctor friends... (receptionist looks confused)... have forgotten their outfits! really...
(receptionist sighs and hands a pair of hospital outfits...)
(girls in hospital outfits creep into jo's room)
jo: three doctors?
nat: no its us! we just had to see you!
jo: where'd you get the outfits?
tootie: blair's brilliant idea.
blair: and it worked.. we're here arent we?
jo: yeah.. the doctor - the real one - said ive got another half hour or... aah!
(doctor comes running in)
doctor: is it time?
jo: does it look like its time?
(girls start creeping out)
blair: see ya with your twins..
nat: name one after me!
tootie: tootie bonner!
nat: natalie dorothy bonner!
tootie: are you nuts? dorothy natalie bonner!
jo: bye guys!
---short time later---
rick (out of breath): she had them!
blair: no, really? i thought she'd just be pregnant forever...
tootie: are they boys or girls or what?
rick: one's a girl...
mrs. g: oh, another girl!
rick: and one is a boy...
natalie: is one named natalie bonner?
rick: one is named rick jr...
rick: and the girl is named... blair.
natalie: blair as in warner?
tootie: blair as in... (realizes her line is said)
rick: jo said something about wanting to name it after someone she never got the chance to be real friends with... kind of as if this will give her the chance.
blair: awww, i feel so loved...
rick: well, you can go in and see her...
joann: can i?
nat: its a natural function remember?
rick: go ahead..
(everyone runs in. blair walks slower, smiling)
blair: "as if this will give her the chance..." yea, i'm sure it will.
like it? i got tearyeyed writing it! really!!
|12-26-2000, 09:17 PM||#2|
Join Date: Dec 07, 2000
Location: The middle of Nowhere
I love it!
But it could have more detail....
Jo:You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl.
|12-26-2000, 10:40 PM||#3|
Join Date: Dec 17, 2000
Location: Vancouver, British Columbia AND Southern California
wow!!! Great job!!! keep on writing!
"I am NOT going to be called sexy lingerie!"--Jo Polniaczek
Jo: Blair, if you like that song so much, then why are you doing that to it?
Blair: Doing what?
Jo: Singing it like Julie Andrews.
Blair's B-Day Poem:
"If you hit a dead end
Then look on the shelf
There might be a clue
Maybe in a book."
"Adventures in Baileysitting"--Jo: Are you ready for a new family yet?
( )) (( )
( >')('< )
Rick and Jo 4eva
|12-27-2000, 12:17 PM||#4|
Join Date: Oct 16, 2000
Location: Greenville SC United States
write lika a sequal where they go home with the babies
You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life!!!
|12-27-2000, 06:39 PM||#5|
Join Date: Dec 21, 2000
Location: Temporarily in Ok, permanent location ^ there!
Loving all your stories more~n~more each time I read 'em!
J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Good, Jo, why don't you do the books?
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