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nentando · 09-14-2001, 12:21 PM

wots every1s favourite quote from the simpsons? mine has2 b -
Homer - "hello, my name is Mr. Burns, i believe u have a letter 4 me?"
"& ur 1st name mr burns?"
homer - "i dont know!"

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Fresno Bob · 10-05-2001, 09:49 PM

This one is another of Homer's Classic Lines:

"Lisa honey, you don't go on strike if you don't like your job, you just go to work and do it half-assed. It's the American way."

Samwise · 10-06-2001, 02:35 PM

Bart Simpson-"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove a thing!"

10-27-2001, 07:48 PM

Mine has To Be:

Rupert Murdoch: Good God You've Saved My Network!
Bart: Wouldn't Be The First Time!

Curtis3331 · 10-27-2001, 10:52 PM

I have several:

Ralph Wiggum
-"Hi Supernintendo Chamers."
- "I'm learninginging."

Homer
-"Saxamaphooooooone....saxamaphoooone....."
(humming Beethoven's Symphony No.5 in Lisa's saxaphone)

Curtis3331 · 10-30-2001, 09:09 AM

"Recycle...to the extreme!!!"
- Poochie

Mr. Shy Guy · 10-30-2001, 09:34 PM

Me fail Engish? Thats unpossible!

Winnie · 12-09-2001, 12:01 PM

Has to be when Homer's siloutte was cast into the sky from the lighthouse beacon and Bart and Lisa saw it.
Lisa: Is that Dad?
Bart: Either that or Batman's really let himself go!

rob2001 · 12-16-2001, 02:26 AM

It's the monorail episode and Homer becomes the monorail driver. Bart says he's proud of Homer and his response is: "Are you proud enough to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids at school could call you HoJu!!!"

Amanda89 · 03-03-2002, 08:02 PM

I love anything that Ralph says. Especially these:

Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Oww.

Ahh! The pointy kitty took it!

That's daddy's magic key! It opens every door in town!

I'm learding!

Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and then I ate it.

And I love this one that Homer said:

Ooh they have the internet on computers now.

LOL!

09-14-2001, 12:21 PM	#1
nentando Occasional Poster Member Join Date: Sep 12, 2001 Location: Lincolnshire, England Posts: 5	favourite quote? wots every1s favourite quote from the simpsons? mine has2 b - Homer - "hello, my name is Mr. Burns, i believe u have a letter 4 me?" "& ur 1st name mr burns?" homer - "i dont know!" ------------------

12-16-2001, 02:26 AM	#9
rob2001 Occasional Poster Member Join Date: Dec 04, 2001 Location: Lansing, MI USA Posts: 11	favorite quote It's the monorail episode and Homer becomes the monorail driver. Bart says he's proud of Homer and his response is: "Are you proud enough to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids at school could call you HoJu!!!" __________________ The cutest female sitcom characters had to be Justine Bateman from Family Ties and Lydia Cornell from Too Close for Comfort!

03-03-2002, 08:02 PM	#10
Amanda89 Frequent Poster 80's Obsessed Join Date: Mar 02, 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 224	I love anything that Ralph says. Especially these: Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Oww. Ahh! The pointy kitty took it! That's daddy's magic key! It opens every door in town! I'm learding! Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. And I love this one that Homer said: Ooh they have the internet on computers now. LOL! __________________ <font color=crimson size=3 face=arial>M</font><font color=red size=3 face=arial>A</font><font color=orange size=3 face=arial>L</font><font color=gold size=3 face=arial>L</font><font color=yellow size=3 face=arial>O</font><font color=lime size=3 face=arial>R</font><font color=green size=3 face=arial>Y</font>: <font size=2 face=arial color=blue>The Straights of Massachusetts?</font> <font color=red>------</font> <font color=aqua size=3 face=arial>E</font><font color=blue size=3 face=arial>L</font><font color=mediumslateblue size=3 face=arial>Y</font><font color=drakgreen size=3 face=arial>S</font><font color=violet size=3 face=arial>E</font>: <font size=2 face=arial color=green> What did you mean when you said you weren't a woman?</font> <font color=crimson size=3 face=arial>A</font><font color=red size=3 face=arial>L</font><font color=orange size=3 face=arial>E</font><font color=gold size=3 face=arial>X</font>: <font size=2 face=arial color=orange>I'm not. I hate to break it to you this way.</font> <font color=yellow>-----</font> <font color=yellow size=3 face=arial>M</font><font color=lime size=3 face=arial>A</font><font color=green size=3 face=arial>L</font><font color=aqua size=3 face=arial>L</font><font color=blue size=3 face=arial>O</font><font color=mediumslateblue size=3 face=arial>R</font><font color=drakgreen size=3 face=arial>Y</font>: <font size=2 face=arial color=red>Alex, I told you whenever you take a message to write down who called, when they called, and what it was about.</font> <font color=violet size=3 face=arial>A</font><font color=crimson size=3 face=arial>L</font><font color=red size=3 face=arial>E</font><font color=orange size=3 face=arial>X</font>: <font size=2 face=arial color=mediumslateblue>I did. Somebody stupid called, sometime today, about something trivial.</font> <font color=green>-----</font> <font color=yellow size=3 face=arial>A</font><font color=lime size=3 face=arial>L</font><font color=green size=3 face=arial>E</font><font color=aqua size=3 face=arial>X</font>: <font size=2 face=arial color=purple>Girls, Mom is pregnant. This is not a topic for females.</font> <font color=cornflowerblue>-----</font> <font color=blue size=3 face=arial>S</font><font color=mediumslateblue size=3 face=arial>T</font><font color=drakgreen size=3 face=arial>E</font><font color=violet size=3 face=arial>V</font><font color=crimson size=3 face=arial>E</font><font color=red size=3 face=arial>N</font>:<font size=2 face=arial color=firebrick>I'm shocked and happy. I'm shappy!</font> <font color=red size=3 face=arial>God</font> <font color=blue size=3 face=arial>Bless</font> <font color=red size=3 face=arial>America</font> <font color=blue size=3 face=arial>Smiles in a jar are evil!!! Say 'No' to smilies in a jar!!! The smilies deserve to be free. (As you can see I'm NOT posting a picture of one in my signature becuase they are so evil)</font> <font color=drakgreen size=4 face=arial>See Ya!</font> <font color=purple size=4 face=arial><b> Bye!</b></font> <font color=red size=5 face=arial><marquee behavior=alternate><font face=webdings color=deeppink>Y</font><b>A</font><font color=orange>m</font><font color=yellow>a</font><font color=green>n</font><font color=blue>d</font><font color=purple>a</font></b><font face=webdings color=deeppink>Y</font></marquee></font>

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10-05-2001, 09:49 PM	#2
Fresno Bob Frequent Poster Member Join Date: Sep 03, 2001 Location: ?, CA Posts: 51	This one is another of Homer's Classic Lines: "Lisa honey, you don't go on strike if you don't like your job, you just go to work and do it half-assed. It's the American way."

10-06-2001, 02:35 PM	#3
Samwise Occasional Poster Member Join Date: Oct 06, 2001 Location: Eugene, Oregon, USA Posts: 3	Bart Simpson-"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove a thing!"

10-27-2001, 07:48 PM	#4
WhatchuTalkinBoutWillis Posts: n/a	Mine has To Be: Rupert Murdoch: Good God You've Saved My Network! Bart: Wouldn't Be The First Time!

10-27-2001, 10:52 PM	#5
Curtis3331 Forum Regular Kimberly Rules! Join Date: May 13, 2001 Location: TX Posts: 424	I have several: Ralph Wiggum -"Hi Supernintendo Chamers." - "I'm learninginging." Homer -"Saxamaphooooooone....saxamaphoooone....." (humming Beethoven's Symphony No.5 in Lisa's saxaphone)

10-30-2001, 09:09 AM	#6
Curtis3331 Forum Regular Kimberly Rules! Join Date: May 13, 2001 Location: TX Posts: 424	"Recycle...to the extreme!!!" - Poochie

10-30-2001, 09:34 PM	#7
Mr. Shy Guy Senior Member Member Join Date: Oct 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 7,868	Me fail Engish? Thats unpossible!

12-09-2001, 12:01 PM	#8
Winnie Frequent Poster Member Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 77	Has to be when Homer's siloutte was cast into the sky from the lighthouse beacon and Bart and Lisa saw it. Lisa: Is that Dad? Bart: Either that or Batman's really let himself go!