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Old 07-19-2015, 07:57 PM   #616
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Ever hear the one about the Polish kidnapper?

He sent a kid home w/ a ransom note, whose parents also happened to be Polish, and they sent the kid back w/ the money.
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? It stinks.
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Did you hear the joke about the bed? Of course you didn't, it hasn't been made up yet.
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There's only one M on an M&M.

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Bill: "My wife's going to the West Indies."
Fred: "Jamaica?"
Bill" "No, it's entirely her idea."
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Bill: "My wife's going to the West Indies."
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Hey I got a good one.
What do you call a nail that hangs?
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A woman is traveling on a train in California. She begins a conversation with her male seatmate.

"This is is my second trip to California." Are you from here?"

"Yes," the man says, "I'm from San Diego."

"Have you ever been to San JO-say?" she says, mispronouncing San Jose. "It's a beautiful city."

"Ma'am," the Californian says, "here we pronounce the Js as Hs. Now, when were you in San Jose last?"

The woman pauses for a moment, and says, "In Hune and Huly."

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