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Family Ties Forever! · 07-17-2006, 01:12 AM

In an e-mail:

He says "Well, it's not exactly a mid life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me."

Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 60 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....

swedeace · 07-17-2006, 12:18 PM

Chocoholic · 07-17-2006, 01:11 PM

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07-17-2006, 01:12 AM	#1
Family Ties Forever! Moderator Member Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: TX Posts: 6,125	Joke - Mid-Life Crisis In an e-mail: He says "Well, it's not exactly a mid life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me." Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 60 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.... __________________ Family Ties Season 7 on dvd August 13th!

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