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06-14-2006, 11:20 AM
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Actual Newspaper Ads (got this in an email)
1.) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
2.) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. 3.) FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog. 4.) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. 5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat been out awhile. Better be a reward. 6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale. 7.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby. 8.) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb. 9.) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. 10.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. 11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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06-14-2006, 11:46 AM
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06-14-2006, 12:57 PM
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06-15-2006, 03:44 PM
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Those are good. |
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06-15-2006, 05:01 PM
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shove it
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Favorites haha: 5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat been out awhile. Better be a reward. 6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale. 7.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby. 10.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. 11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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06-15-2006, 06:55 PM
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Those are pretty funny... and clever!!!
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06-15-2006, 07:06 PM
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