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|05-20-2001, 06:54 PM||#1|
Join Date: Dec 21, 2000
Location: I live in my hole...
Bummper Stickers or Sayings....
What are some of your favorite bumper stickers that you've seen...or maybe a favorite funny poem or saying...?
I've seen alot lately, but here's one:
I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming like the passengers in the back of his car.
It takes men longer to get things right because women to it right the FIRST time.
What is everyone else's favorites...?
|05-20-2001, 10:19 PM||#3|
Join Date: Apr 13, 2001
I thought this one was cute: "Sorry if I look interested. I'm not." Hehehe...
Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.
Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?
Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.
Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.
Jinny: I can coddle.
Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.
Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?
Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.
Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon
Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.
Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.
|05-20-2001, 11:04 PM||#4|
Join Date: Jan 16, 2001
Location: New Jersey!! The Garden State!!
Honk if you're a hottie
I <3 ELVIS!!
DRIVE LIKE YOU STOLE IT!!! <~ favorite
*Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone.*
Stephanie: Nice move. Did you make that up?
Tony: Yeah, well I saw it on TV first, then I made it up.
+Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+
|05-20-2001, 11:11 PM||#5|
Join Date: May 16, 2001
Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001
I have seen alot of imaginative bumper stickers in my day. I used to have a ton of them on my old car before I wrecked it.
The one I always got the most comments on was "Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!" I used to get people complimenting me on that one almost everywhere I went. I also had one that said "CAUTION: Vampire in Trunk"
I saw one the other day that said "Minivans are tangible evidence of evil" And it was on a Minivan.
|05-20-2001, 11:16 PM||#6|
Join Date: Dec 01, 2000
Location: Frankfort, KY
I have a lot of crew bumper stickers that are in my room. Won't put them on my car!
"Shut up and row" (My motto)
"God created rowing to keep the truely talented from ruling the world."
"Athlete's row.... other's play games"
"Bisweptual- I go both ways" (Bad crew joke that applies to those unfortunate souls like myself who row both port and starboard sides.)
|05-20-2001, 11:16 PM||#7|
Join Date: Jul 26, 2000
Location: Liberty Twp, OH
AHH! That is SOOOOO cool! I love that movie! (The Princess Bride) My friend Lauren and I watch it all the time and that's the funniest part of the whole movie.
|05-20-2001, 11:31 PM||#8|
Join Date: Apr 30, 2001
I saw one that says what bitch stands for. it was pretty funny.
When you gotta gun
in your hand, your
free to make any speech
you want!!-Archie Bunker
STANLEY: The car was overheated,
HELEN: So was I!!
MARGE: Kids can be so
BART: We can? Thanks, Mom!
(Bart socks Lisa)
HELEN: Stanley, you got
2 choices. You either
put your pants on and take
me to that resturant...
Or leave them off and we
could stay here and
KIMBERLY: We've gotta
do something about that
WILLIS: Like what?
KIMBERLY: Like not leaving
the seat up.
WILLIS: That's Arnold.
ARNOLD: No way, I stand
on the seat!
|05-21-2001, 08:07 AM||#10|
Join Date: Mar 22, 2001
Location: New Jersey, USA
Slippery Dan that was great!!! haha, mine are.
"If you're gonna look...pay the toll"
"Well, today was a total waste of make-up"
"I can only please one person a day. Today sin't ur day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either!"
"What u see is what u get."
" No one can hold u back if u really want it"
|05-21-2001, 04:07 PM||#12|
Join Date: Feb 26, 2001
Location: Worc, MA US
-That "How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? (turn this keychain over)" one
-TGIF (Thank God Im Female)
-I can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or I can rejoice because thorn bushes have roses
-lead,follow, or get out of the way
the road to hell is often paved with good intentions
-im sorry did i look interseted
-when you dream youve got to dream big
|05-21-2001, 05:37 PM||#13|
Join Date: Feb 03, 2001
Location: Sherwood, AR, USA
I hafve seen it a lot of good ones, but I only have one in mind and its in my room!!!
It says "Horn not working....watch for finger!!!!!!!
(After the fake motorcycle accident)
Jo:My head hurtz a lil
Nat: A Concusion!!!!!!
Jo's dad:The doctor examined her head and found nothing!
Blair:Not even a lil bit of straw!
|05-21-2001, 06:08 PM||#14|
Join Date: Mar 04, 2001
Location: Nancy Land, NJ.
I have a few...
Im only bitchy on days that end with Y.
I do what the voices in my head tell me too.
Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes... That way when you critisize them your a mile away and you have their shoes!
You laugh because im different, i laugh cause your all the same... Well actually im laughing at your face but thats another story...
WE COME IN PEACE! NOW TAKE US TO YOUR HOMEWORK SHREDDER!
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case... Damn, i need another case.
Ill be sober tommorow but youll be ugly for the rest of your LIFE!!!
Fat people can loose weight... And what about you? Plastic surgery cant even help you!
Just stay away from me! Or a shall injure your fraile body and leave you writhing on the floor! (I came up with like half of thses during arguments!)
Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!
CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.
Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.
~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*
The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
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