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03-01-2001, 08:50 PM
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Fave Quote
What is it and why?
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05-13-2001, 11:12 AM
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Im about to blow upppppppppp!!!!
------------------ GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!! |
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06-09-2001, 01:34 PM
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I Have a lot of Favorite quotes from "Martin":
Miss Jerry: I'm an old feeble woman, but if you don't give me that sandwich, I'll bash you with this bag of nickels! (upon receiving the sandwich) Tuna? I don't eat no damn tuna! ------------------------------- Woman: All Men are dogs! Martin: If you hate men so much, Why you trying to Look like one? ----------------------------------- Pam: Cole, get your hands off that! Cole: Sorry, I thought that was the dip! ------------------------------------ Apollo: My name ain't Benson. It's APOLLO! Martin: Well, Why don't you make your name like Water and get the running? ------------------------------------- Martin: GET THE STEPPING!! ------------------------------------- Martin: Tommy, YOU AIN'T GOT NO JOB!!! ------------------------------------- Woman: You know, I got the strangest feeling I'm being followed (Then a big BOOMING STEPS are heard throughout the apartment) Martin: Ain't no earthquakes in Detroit! Cole: I Know those stomps anywhere! All: BIG SHIRLEY!!!!! ------------------------------------- Martin: (after picking out an engagement ring) It looks like someone left their social security number Woman: No, sir, That's the price! --------------------------------------- Drunk Lady: I Ain't drunk, I'm on medication! |
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08-20-2001, 10:45 PM
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I liked it when Martin would say
"Get to steppin." |
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09-18-2001, 10:12 PM
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Jerome: "I'm one of the original playas!! From the himalayas!!"
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12-23-2001, 06:04 PM
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Gina on the episode where Biggie came to town: "I was just about to cook. I'll put some shrimp in the Speghittos, I'll hook it up!"
~~~~~~~~ Bro'Man: "Everything was good, 'cept for dem' raggedy azz peas!" ~~~~~~~ Sheneneh to Pam: " I don't care who laugh, I cracks myself up" ~~~~~~~ Sheneneh to Pam: " I will scatter all yo lil' crooked teeth up and down this hallway" ~~~~~~~ Sheneneh: "Cuz I'ma lady"
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12-23-2001, 06:09 PM
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O Yeah and Sheneneh to Gina: "You gotta go to work on Myra's feet"
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06-19-2002, 09:28 AM
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Fave quotes
I have so many fave lines, its hard to know where to begin and where to end.
Martin to Gina: "This face...belongs on the tizzube!" ------- Martin to Gina: "Look at 'em baby. Lookin' like a fake ass J.J. and Michael." ------- Pam: "This used to be Gucci, y'all done turned it into hoochie." Martin: "Wasn't nobody talkin' to you, Poochie." ------- Martin: "The only one I know that can make it in this weather is the Abominable SnowPam."  ------ Martin: "I said, eat my dust." ------ Gina: "He said I sounded like Anita Baker." Pam: "Maybe Anita Faker." Gina: "Whatever, Phony Braxton." (the two begin arguing) Martin: (breaking it up)"Well ya'll can get another girl and be Phony, Phony, Phony." ------- Martin: "And then we ran through a burnin' house." Cole: "And then we got on the Mothership, Baby Bubba." Gina: "The Mothership, Martin?" Martin: "Yeah, baby bubba." 
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09-23-2003, 10:38 PM
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(Pam at the dentist)
Martin: See, I ain't afraid of jack. You need to be more like Martin! Pam (thinking while in comatose state): Be like Martin, Be like Martin.
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Martin: WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZUP!! Pam: I heard that, Arsenio Smalls! Gina: Ain't nothing wrong with my head! Gina: You know yo' mama don't like me! You know that! Tommy: Cole..............you stupid. |
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