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Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 02-27-2006, 10:17 AM

Why, Why, Why

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Fonzarelli · 02-27-2006, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by JinnyGirl88

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

I liked them all, but these are my favorites. And it was the first time I realized: 'why *doesn't* Tarzan have a beard?'

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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

I always do this.

Courtnee · 02-27-2006, 11:48 AM

Shine · 02-27-2006, 12:11 PM

Those are good ones, Kelly.

Number 9 Dream · 02-27-2006, 12:42 PM

I really like those

staypuftman2004 · 02-27-2006, 03:32 PM

Shiki Minami · 02-27-2006, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JinnyGirl88

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Ha ha! I know that remote control sometimes never gonna work whenever it went wrong.

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Originally Posted by JinnyGirl88

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Cuz I think the night sky always have stars that are made out of solid paint colors.

Tarzan doesn't have beard is so sad, if he was a rich man.

Polniaczek033 · 02-27-2006, 04:28 PM

those are really good questions.

hahaha

MsOrange · 02-27-2006, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JinnyGirl88

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

good thought

stella · 03-01-2006, 03:25 AM

How about these questions?

1. Why do we need a hot water heater? If it's hot it doesn't need to be heated.
2. How can we have jumbo shrimp?
3. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
4. Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
5. Why does quicksand work slowly?
6. Why are boxing rings square?
7. Why, when lights are out, they are invisible, but when the stars are out, they are visible?
8. Why do we call them apartments when they are all together?
9. If cows laughed, would milk come out of their noses?
10. Why does Denny's have locks on the door if it's open 24 hours?
11. Why do ships carry cargoes and cars carry shipments?
12. When will a building actually become a built?

dawsongirl · 03-01-2006, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by JinnyGirl88

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

02-27-2006, 10:17 AM	#1
Jo_Luvs_Ketchup Banned!! Banned Join Date: Aug 09, 2003 Posts: 4,190	Why, Why, Why!! Why, Why, Why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

02-27-2006, 11:48 AM	#3
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02-27-2006, 12:42 PM	#5
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02-27-2006, 03:32 PM	#6
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02-27-2006, 04:28 PM	#8
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02-27-2006, 12:11 PM	#4
Shine Forum Veteran Jeff Bridges Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 22,796	Those are good ones, Kelly.

03-01-2006, 03:25 AM	#10
stella Forum Regular Member Join Date: Sep 24, 2003 Posts: 391	How about these questions? 1. Why do we need a hot water heater? If it's hot it doesn't need to be heated. 2. How can we have jumbo shrimp? 3. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 4. Why do our noses run and our feet smell? 5. Why does quicksand work slowly? 6. Why are boxing rings square? 7. Why, when lights are out, they are invisible, but when the stars are out, they are visible? 8. Why do we call them apartments when they are all together? 9. If cows laughed, would milk come out of their noses? 10. Why does Denny's have locks on the door if it's open 24 hours? 11. Why do ships carry cargoes and cars carry shipments? 12. When will a building actually become a built?

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