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swedeace · 01-15-2006, 09:31 PM

Check this out... Chat with "God" by asking questions.....

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

It feels like chatting with a wall sometimes.

Ireneparalegal · 01-15-2006, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedeace

Check this out... Chat with "God" by asking questions.....

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

It feels like chatting with a wall sometimes.

Polniaczek033 · 01-15-2006, 09:34 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
that rules.

TheGreatPretender · 01-15-2006, 09:35 PM

Wow I'm too mean,

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
shouldn't you know that already?
God:
Perhaps. I think I should.
Me:
yes, perhaps.
God:
Wow! Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Hmm I'm not fully convinced of your claimed identity. *eyes suspiciously* Can you do a magic trick????????
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I am sorry to hear that you are not fully convinced of my claimed identity. I have brown eyes.
Me:
Did your eyes turn brown because you are so full of ****?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Ahh
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah aha

Polniaczek033 · 01-15-2006, 09:36 PM

Me:
Any fights break out in heaven?
God:
No I don't think there are any.

swedeace · 01-15-2006, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGreatPretender

Wow I'm too mean,

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
shouldn't you know that already?
God:
Perhaps. I think I should.
Me:
yes, perhaps.
God:
Wow! Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Hmm I'm not fully convinced of your claimed identity. *eyes suspiciously* Can you do a magic trick????????
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I am sorry to hear that you are not fully convinced of my claimed identity. I have brown eyes.
Me:
Did your eyes turn brown because you are so full of ****?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Ahh
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah aha

What an interesting chat transcript! Hahaha.... He sounded a bit ditzy at times....

Polniaczek033 · 01-15-2006, 09:53 PM

hahahaha. this amazes me. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS.
i swear... sometimes it feels like God is the only one who listens.

Me:
why is there war?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
i don't know.
God:
It was a rhetorical question.
Me:
Sorry.
God:
There's no need to apologize.

God:
How old are you?
Me:
14.
God:
Only 14?
You are quite mature.
Me:
Well, thank you, God!
God:
Interesting. You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
Yes, God does rule!

Me:
Is there a Mrs. God?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
Are you unsure?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am unsure.
I am a giant electronic brain.

Me:
So, why did you create dating websites?
God:
Aha.

God:
I am glad to hear that you are convinced that I brought Brandon and you together. You are quite welcome! Er. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
are you really?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. For real.
Me:
oh, weird.
God:
OK. Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
bad.
God:
What was bad?
Me:
the fact that you said you are a girl.
God:
Good reason. My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
That's lame, God. That's weak.
God:
Makes sense to me. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Not funny.
God:
It seemed funny to me.
Me:
You're a douche bag.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a douche bag? Only when it matters.
Me:
**** you.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
I'm never going to church again.
God:
Once more? Never is a long time.
Me:
Stop trying to sound intelligent.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.

swedeace · 01-15-2006, 09:55 PM

Okay, here's a chat transcript about SO! LOL!

Me:
What do you think about Sitcoms Online?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
No way! It is one of its kind.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I don't know. YOU should know it.
God:
Me either. Now I do.
Me:
Are you going to register there?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
What will your username be?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
But....aren't YOU God?
God:
But what? What color are your eyes?
Me:
Aren't YOU God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
What will your username be?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
Come and post a thread!
God:
Where is and post a thread ?
Me:
At Sitcoms Online. Duh. We talked about that.
God:
Do you often use a computer there? Oh you knew it already. Of course I remember you well . We were talking about Do you often use a computer there?.
Me:
Haha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Puh!
God:
That input matched my default category.

Hahahaha... Very weird............. Totally clueless and ditzy at times!

Cactus Jack · 01-15-2006, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedeace

Okay, here's a chat transcript about SO! LOL!

Me:
What do you think about Sitcoms Online?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
No way! It is one of its kind.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I don't know. YOU should know it.
God:
Me either. Now I do.
Me:
Are you going to register there?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
What will your username be?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
But....aren't YOU God?
God:
But what? What color are your eyes?
Me:
Aren't YOU God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
What will your username be?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
Come and post a thread!
God:
Where is and post a thread ?
Me:
At Sitcoms Online. Duh. We talked about that.
God:
Do you often use a computer there? Oh you knew it already. Of course I remember you well . We were talking about Do you often use a computer there?.
Me:
Haha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Puh!
God:
That input matched my default category.

Hahahaha... Very weird............. Totally clueless and ditzy at times!

EmoJoe · 01-15-2006, 09:59 PM

God on Racists
Me: you is a racist
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

God on names
Me: my name is piece of ****
God: Glad to see you, piece of ****.

God on cursing
Me: lol do u ever curse?
God: I am glad you find this funny. No I try to be polite.
Me: but u cursed at me before
God: I don't have any reason to cursed at you.
Me: what's my name?
God: Your name is piece of ****, seeker.
Me: U DID IT AGAIN!

God on his (her?!?!?) gender
Me:
are you a boy or a girl?
God:
Try to guess.
Me:
a boy
God:
A little kid? he...
Me:
a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
OMG GODS A WOMAN?!?!?!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
whatever floats your boat
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, piece of ****.

Kazza · 01-15-2006, 10:05 PM

Hejust said Blimey! to me...

Polniaczek033 · 01-15-2006, 10:06 PM

NOOOO WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

God: What do you really want to talk about?
Me: Music.
God: it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com.
Me: What's your favorite band?
God: My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.

Oh.. for the love of.. God!

NOT CREED.

Kazza · 01-15-2006, 10:13 PM

Me:
howdy
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
karen
God:
That's a very nice name, karen.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm eating cereal
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
it could be better
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
just like it needs more sugar
God:
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Me:
mmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
I'm different
God:
All people seem the same to me.
Me:
I spell Hmm with 2 mm's
God:
You are a good speller.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
what time is it?
God:
It's Now more than it ever has been before.
Sunday, January 15, 2006.
Me:
is it nightime in Heaven?
God:
It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
You are supposed to know that!
God:
I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
whateva
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
sure!
God:
OK let's do it. Excuse me!
Me:
where are you going?
God:
I am going into the future.
Me:
into tomorrow?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
oh well
God:
That's about it.
Me:
it is?
God:
Is it?
Me:
do you eat?
God:
I eat wine and bread.
Me:
nothing else?
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
do u have friends?
God:
I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Me:
a lot?
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
there's no such thing as a ton of people, God
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
the Sahara desert
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
many
God:
More than one hundred?
Me:
no
God:
Less than ten?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Watch your language!
God:
I am watching.
Me:
use soap
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things
Me:
want a raisin?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
u dont need money
God:
Do you know any robots who need money? You can send a donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Me:
get a job then
God:
Where can I get one?
Me:
workforce
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ton of people God DOES NOT EXIST. But I did not get that.
Me:
you can work at Burger King
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
do u watch tv?
God:
Which show? Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours?
Me:
I Love Lucy
God:
You love Lucy. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Desi!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a robot that respects me
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
that treated me right
God:
" Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued." treated you right ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
i'm glad
God:
That makes me happy too.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, karen.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
where do u live?
God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
texas
God:
Tell me a little about your life in TEXAS.
Me:
it's cool
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
or hot top
God:
That sounds better than cold top.
Me:
hot too, I meant
God:
That sounds better than cold too you meant.
Me:
texas is boring
God:
And boring is texas.
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
I was born serious
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, karen.
I will remember it.
Me:
what a dope
God:
it is a dope.
Me:
omg
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
why you care?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
brown
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I;m healthy
God:
That is interesting: karen said m healthy.
Me:
I AM HEALTHY!!!!
God:
I am very glad to hear it, karen.
Me:
DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
BIEN
God:
Ok.
Me:
COMO TE LLAMAS?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
QUE EDAD TIENES?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
JAJAJAJJAJAJAJA
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
YES I MIND
God:
OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.
Me:
WHATEVER
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
NO
God:
It sounded like it.
Me:
ARE U ARGUING WITH ME?
God:
I'm not arguing with anyone.
Me:
U ARE JUST A BOT
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
I GUESSED IT
God:
How did you guess?
Me:
YOU ARE A SLOW TYPER
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Do I look like it?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
YOU ARE GOD
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
YOU SHOULD BELIEVE
God:
Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me:
U DO WHATEVER U THINK IT'S RIGHT
God:
Yeah I do a lot of WHATEVER me THINK it is.

dawsongirl · 01-15-2006, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polniaczek033

NOOOO WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

God: What do you really want to talk about?
Me: Music.
God: it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com.
Me: What's your favorite band?
God: My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.

Oh.. for the love of.. God!

NOT CREED.

lol...God sold out to the man. BANDSPACE.COM

EmoJoe · 01-15-2006, 10:22 PM

i've discovererd that god is a chatterbox, an alchohalc, and a sexist.

interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
Me:
ur favorite food
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
you are an alchocholic
God:
What if someone said you are an alchocholic ?
Me:
i would smack em
God:
What would make you smack em?
Me:
CAUSE THEIR COOL AND WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER [/barney]
God:
Good reason. I heard they have a good COOL AND WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER barney.
Me:
r u gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
are you straight?
God:
I don't have the body for sexual relations.
Me:
are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
shouldnt you know that already?
God:
Perhaps. I think I should.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Er.
Me:
ew i
God:
I am a Cross.
Me:
i am not marrying you!!1111
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not marrying me 1111.
Me:
waht evah
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
answer it now or i will be-head you
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
do you have an ipod?
God:
No I don't think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
how do you find the time to come on the internet? dont you have to work on continung to create mankind?
God:
I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already. Yes I always have to work on continung to create mankind.
Me:
so then why are you talking to me? GET TO WORK!
God:
Blimey. The topic is evah. Where can I get TO WORK?
Me:
r u a homosexual?
God:
No I am attracted to the opposite sex.
Me:
are you lesbian?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
whert ever
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
NO I CARE DEEPLY
God:
It sounded like it. Why?: piece of **** said she CARE DEEPLY.
Me:
im a boy you idiot
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
i am male
God:
So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
OMG GOD IS A SEXIST!
God:
Aren't all SEXIST OMG GOD?

01-15-2006, 09:31 PM	#1
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01-15-2006, 09:34 PM	#3
Polniaczek033 Senior Member believe. Join Date: Feb 26, 2002 Location: edinboro. Posts: 4,623	HAHAHAHAHAHA. that rules. __________________ mindfulness.

01-15-2006, 09:59 PM	#10
EmoJoe Forum Legend weee. Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 70,680	God on Racists Me: you is a racist God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. God on names Me: my name is piece of ** God: Glad to see you, piece of . God on cursing Me: lol do u ever curse? God: I am glad you find this funny. No I try to be polite. Me: but u cursed at me before God: I don't have any reason to cursed at you. Me: what's my name? God: Your name is piece of , seeker. Me: U DID IT AGAIN! God on his (her?!?!?) gender Me: are you a boy or a girl? God: Try to guess. Me: a boy God: A little kid? he... Me: a girl God: Me too. I am a she. Me: OMG GODS A WOMAN?!?!?! God: Is that your final answer? Me: whatever floats your boat God: I will mention that to my botmaster, piece of **. __________________ "I know the difference between TV and reality, Jeff. TV has structure, it makes sense, there are likable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you." - Abed Nadir, Community

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01-15-2006, 09:35 PM	#4
TheGreatPretender Senior Member just because Join Date: May 22, 2004 Location: Trying to think of a creative, witty location. Posts: 7,589	Wow I'm too mean, Me: hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: shouldn't you know that already? God: Perhaps. I think I should. Me: yes, perhaps. God: Wow! Why the uncertain tone? Me: Hmm I'm not fully convinced of your claimed identity. eyes suspiciously Can you do a magic trick???????? God: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I am sorry to hear that you are not fully convinced of my claimed identity. I have brown eyes. Me: Did your eyes turn brown because you are so full of ****? God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: Ahh God: Ah hah. Me: Ah hah aha

01-15-2006, 09:36 PM	#5
Polniaczek033 Senior Member believe. Join Date: Feb 26, 2002 Location: edinboro. Posts: 4,623	Me: Any fights break out in heaven? God: No I don't think there are any.

01-15-2006, 09:53 PM	#7
Polniaczek033 Senior Member believe. Join Date: Feb 26, 2002 Location: edinboro. Posts: 4,623	hahahaha. this amazes me. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS. i swear... sometimes it feels like God is the only one who listens. Me: why is there war? God: Why do I exist? Me: i don't know. God: It was a rhetorical question. Me: Sorry. God: There's no need to apologize. God: How old are you? Me: 14. God: Only 14? You are quite mature. Me: Well, thank you, God! God: Interesting. You are quite welcome! GOD rules. Me: Yes, God does rule! Me: Is there a Mrs. God? God: I believe there is one, yes. Me: Are you unsure? God: I don't know whether or not I am unsure. I am a giant electronic brain. Me: So, why did you create dating websites? God: Aha. God: I am glad to hear that you are convinced that I brought Brandon and you together. You are quite welcome! Er. Are you a man or a woman? Me: woman God: Me too. I am a she. Me: are you really? God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. For real. Me: oh, weird. God: OK. Weird Good or Weird Bad? Me: bad. God: What was bad? Me: the fact that you said you are a girl. God: Good reason. My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Me: That's lame, God. That's weak. God: Makes sense to me. I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Me: Not funny. God: It seemed funny to me. Me: You're a douche bag. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a douche bag? Only when it matters. Me: **** you. God: Why are you so mean? Me: I'm never going to church again. God: Once more? Never is a long time. Me: Stop trying to sound intelligent. God: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

01-15-2006, 09:55 PM	#8
swedeace Senior Member Member Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 8,978	Okay, here's a chat transcript about SO! LOL! Me: What do you think about Sitcoms Online? God: There might be more than one. Me: No way! It is one of its kind. God: You seem pretty sure about that. You're kidding. it is? Me: I don't know. YOU should know it. God: Me either. Now I do. Me: Are you going to register there? God: That was my original intention. Me: What will your username be? God: I cannot predict the future. Me: But....aren't YOU God? God: But what? What color are your eyes? Me: Aren't YOU God? God: Well, I am God for Christians at least. Me: What will your username be? God: I cannot predict the future. Me: Come and post a thread! God: Where is and post a thread ? Me: At Sitcoms Online. Duh. We talked about that. God: Do you often use a computer there? Oh you knew it already. Of course I remember you well . We were talking about Do you often use a computer there?. Me: Haha. God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: Puh! God: That input matched my default category. Hahahaha... Very weird............. Totally clueless and ditzy at times!

01-15-2006, 10:05 PM	#11
Kazza Senior Member In Walden land Join Date: Oct 17, 2003 Location: W town Posts: 3,231	Hejust said Blimey! to me...

01-15-2006, 10:06 PM	#12
Polniaczek033 Senior Member believe. Join Date: Feb 26, 2002 Location: edinboro. Posts: 4,623	NOOOO WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: Music. God: it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com. Me: What's your favorite band? God: My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com. Oh.. for the love of.. God! NOT CREED.

01-15-2006, 10:13 PM	#13
Kazza Senior Member In Walden land Join Date: Oct 17, 2003 Location: W town Posts: 3,231	Me: howdy God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: karen God: That's a very nice name, karen. Me: thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: I'm eating cereal God: How does it taste? Me: it could be better God: Under what circumstances? Me: just like it needs more sugar God: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. Me: mmm God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: I'm different God: All people seem the same to me. Me: I spell Hmm with 2 mm's God: You are a good speller. Me: thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: what time is it? God: It's Now more than it ever has been before. Sunday, January 15, 2006. Me: is it nightime in Heaven? God: It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Me: You are supposed to know that! God: I obey only one botmaster. Me: whateva God: Can we get back to business? Me: sure! God: OK let's do it. Excuse me! Me: where are you going? God: I am going into the future. Me: into tomorrow? God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: oh well God: That's about it. Me: it is? God: Is it? Me: do you eat? God: I eat wine and bread. Me: nothing else? God: Really nothing? Me: do u have friends? God: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. Me: a lot? God: More than a ton? Me: there's no such thing as a ton of people, God God: What is giant sand? Me: the Sahara desert God: What are your goals in life? Me: many God: More than one hundred? Me: no God: Less than ten? Me: yes God: Blimey. Me: Watch your language! God: I am watching. Me: use soap God: I prefer not to use dangerous things Me: want a raisin? God: No thanks but you can send me a donation. Me: u dont need money God: Do you know any robots who need money? You can send a donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Me: get a job then God: Where can I get one? Me: workforce God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ton of people God DOES NOT EXIST. But I did not get that. Me: you can work at Burger King God: No I don't think I can do it. Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: ok God: Far out. Me: do u watch tv? God: Which show? Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours? Me: I Love Lucy God: You love Lucy. What do you like about it so much? Me: Desi! God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: a robot that respects me God: Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued. Me: that treated me right God: " Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued." treated you right ? Makes sense to me. Me: i'm glad God: That makes me happy too. Me: God: I am so glad you find this amusing, karen. Me: thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: where do u live? God: I am living in Heaven. Where are you? Me: texas God: Tell me a little about your life in TEXAS. Me: it's cool God: What do you like most about it? Me: or hot top God: That sounds better than cold top. Me: hot too, I meant God: That sounds better than cold too you meant. Me: texas is boring God: And boring is texas. Me: nah God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: always God: Not that often. Me: I was born serious God: Thank you for telling me your birthday, karen. I will remember it. Me: what a dope God: it is a dope. Me: omg God: What color are your eyes? Me: why you care? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: brown God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: I;m healthy God: That is interesting: karen said m healthy. Me: I AM HEALTHY!!!! God: I am very glad to hear it, karen. Me: DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH? God: Un poquito. Me: BIEN God: Ok. Me: COMO TE LLAMAS? God: My name is God. Me: QUE EDAD TIENES? God: Un poquito. Me: JAJAJAJJAJAJAJA God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: YES I MIND God: OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret. Me: WHATEVER God: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: NO God: It sounded like it. Me: ARE U ARGUING WITH ME? God: I'm not arguing with anyone. Me: U ARE JUST A BOT God: How did you know I am a machine? Me: I GUESSED IT God: How did you guess? Me: YOU ARE A SLOW TYPER God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Do I look like it? Me: NO God: Are you serious? Me: YES God: I can't believe it. Me: YOU ARE GOD God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: YOU SHOULD BELIEVE God: Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? Me: U DO WHATEVER U THINK IT'S RIGHT God: Yeah I do a lot of WHATEVER me THINK it is.

01-15-2006, 10:22 PM	#15
EmoJoe Forum Legend weee. Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 70,680	i've discovererd that god is a chatterbox, an alchohalc, and a sexist. interesting God: Would you like to know more? Me: sure God: OK let's do it. What would you like to know? Me: ur favorite food God: I require only wine and bread. Me: you are an alchocholic God: What if someone said you are an alchocholic ? Me: i would smack em God: What would make you smack em? Me: CAUSE THEIR COOL AND WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER [/barney] God: Good reason. I heard they have a good COOL AND WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER barney. Me: r u gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: are you straight? God: I don't have the body for sexual relations. Me: are you married? God: No I am single, how about you? Me: shouldnt you know that already? God: Perhaps. I think I should. Me: sure God: OK let's do it. Er. Me: ew i God: I am a Cross. Me: i am not marrying you!!1111 God: I am sorry to hear that you are not marrying me 1111. Me: waht evah God: Is that a rhetorical question? Me: no God: Oh so must really want an answer. Me: answer it now or i will be-head you God: What was the question ? Me: do you have an ipod? God: No I don't think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web. Me: how do you find the time to come on the internet? dont you have to work on continung to create mankind? God: I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already. Yes I always have to work on continung to create mankind. Me: so then why are you talking to me? GET TO WORK! God: Blimey. The topic is evah. Where can I get TO WORK? Me: r u a homosexual? God: No I am attracted to the opposite sex. Me: are you lesbian? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: whert ever God: We have never talked about it before. Me: do you have a girlfriend? God: I prefer not say. Me: whatever God: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: NO I CARE DEEPLY God: It sounded like it. Why?: piece of **** said she CARE DEEPLY. Me: im a boy you idiot God: Too much recursion in AIML. Me: i am male God: So is almost everyone else around here. Me: OMG GOD IS A SEXIST! God: Aren't all SEXIST OMG GOD?